Are you afraid of the corn?

[jaF0]

I mean it has stringy silk, it pops, can be fermented into liquor and can be turned in fuel for cars.

And, oh shucks, it has ears too.


And then there are the children of the corn.

 

[jaF0]

And the 'monster' that wished people to the cornfield.


It's a-maze-ing. You might even find a ball diamond there.

 

[Liar]

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[islandman]

Can o' corn?

 

[WillJ8787]

Did you forget it makes a great dildo...ribbed!

 

[butters]

Did you forget it makes a great dildo...ribbed!

with all the sugars in it? sounds like a recipe for infections!

 

[islandman]

with all the sugars in it? sounds like a recipe for infections!

You put a condom on it, rookie.

 

[jaF0]

Hey, maybe I can do a mask after all!!!!


https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1jXKKSVXXXXbzXFXXq6xXFXXXn/Crazy-Masquerade-Mask-Halloween-Scary-Full-Head-Latex-Masks-Adults-Creepy-Party-Mask-Halloween-Costume-Props.jpg


http://spirit.scene7.com/is/image/Spirit/07204407-a?$Detail$

 

[RobDownSouth]

with all the sugars in it? sounds like a recipe for infections!

I gigglesnorted when I read the above comment.

No, really...I really did.

 

[butters]

You put a condom on it, rookie.

ohhhhhhhhhhh... well, there ya go. if i ever feel the need to employ one that way rather than eat it i'll remember *nods*

Hey, maybe I can do a mask after all!!!!


https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1jXKKSVXXXXbzXFXXq6xXFXXXn/Crazy-Masquerade-Mask-Halloween-Scary-Full-Head-Latex-Masks-Adults-Creepy-Party-Mask-Halloween-Costume-Props.jpg


http://spirit.scene7.com/is/image/Spirit/07204407-a?$Detail$

duh, you STILL got it wrong, jafo... you're supposed to cover your mouth AND your nose

apart from that? suits ya

I gigglesnorted when I read the above comment.

No, really...I really did.

yeah yeah, i'm a corncob noob. really, though, who'd want to do that with it when you can eat it? *does not compute*

 

[jaF0]

duh, you STILL got it wrong, jafo... you're supposed to cover your mouth AND your nose

I think they both do.

 

[islandman]

ohhhhhhhhhhh... well, there ya go. if i ever feel the need to employ one that way rather than eat it i'll remember *nods*

I pray that you're not referring to the condom.

 

[jaF0]

I pray that you're not referring to the condom.

That'd be really corny.

 

[adrina]

Gonna need more floss.

 

[islandman]

That'd be really corny.

Omg, that was an a-maize-ing pun!

 

[Adre]

A can in trade
Can get you laid

 

[islandman]

A can in trade
Can get you laid

There's a kernel of truth to that.

On Lit.

 

[butters]

I pray that you're not referring to the condom.

a cob in the mush is worth two in the bush?
i've never had a hankering to eat a condom. may it ever remain so. amen.

 

[PapaRomantic]

I'm afraid of the corn. I love to eat it, but it does bad things to me....

 

[jaF0]

Ear, ear, what's all this now?

 

[Morcheeba]

Corn

Ready

For

To

Be

Cut


Is the best

 

[jaF0]

I'll be in your nightmares.

Sleep tight ......

 

[silver gurl]

Got some good corn on the cob from local farm stand. First fresh stuff of the season..

 

[schizochick]

Not really afraid of baby corns or baby cucumbers for that matter, They make me.. Come into a very heightened state.. Of mind. I float all over the place, Literally. So not really afraid of corns perse, But corn witchcraft? Yes, Very deadly.

 

[silver gurl]

Huh???