Moments you don't figure out until waaaay later.
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Not quite what I meant...
I was thinking more like, office Xmas party. On the way home, me and a coworker were the last two left in the taxi. When we started getting near his house he started saying he was almost home, and was I sure I wanted him to get out at his house, and that "this isn't how I was raised". As he got out he stumbled a little and said he was a drunken idiot (and, as soon as the door closed, the taxi driver agreed he was a fucking drunken idiot. The following Monday he asked if he made a fool of himself, and I smiled and said no.
I'd had a few drinks and interpreted it as him not wanting to leave me alone with a scary, unknown taxi driver.
Yes, seriously, I'm that dumb. I didn't twig until weeks later.
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Not quite what I meant...
I was thinking more like, office Xmas party 2018. On the way home, me and the boss's son in law were the last two left in the taxi. When we started getting near his house he started saying he was almost home, and was I sure I wanted him to get out at his house, and that "this isn't how I was raised". As he got out he stumbled a little and said he was a drunken idiot (and, as soon as the door closed, the taxi driver agreed he was a fucking drunken idiot. The following Monday he asked if he made a fool of himself, and I smiled and said no.
I'd had a few drinks and interpreted it as him not wanting to leave me alone with a scary, unknown taxi driver.
Yes, seriously, I'm that dumb. I didn't twig until weeks later.
Men are pigs. Jr. Boss made an awkward approach made worse with booze. He may have been one of the many many dolf admirers that was warm for your form. Dude went for the Hail Mary on a drunken office party night. He would not be the first.
You not knowing it?
Yeah. That one is fucking hard to believe.
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Most of my 20’s...
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Seriously, I have a long history of imaging men might see me as more than a potential cock warmer.
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My life is peppered with those - I'll give it some thought and report back... Although a standard one is when a guy walks you home after a party, for which you're really grateful, so you offer to make them a cup of coffee before they head home but then they're not sure if you're hitting on them, even if you actually say "This is just a cup of coffee, because I'm grateful to you for walking me home, that's all" but they still think you're being bashful and that you do secretly fancy them, because of course girls never say what they mean. Then you have to be quite blunt and tell them "No, you really ought to go home." Then the next day, they come up and apologise and say "You hope you didn't think I was hitting on you, because I'm so so sorry if that's the case." So it's still you're fault in a passive way and instead you decide to enrol in self-defence lessons to avoid this situation ever happening again.
Like that?
Like that?
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The prompt for this thread is actually seriously disturbing, because I must have been about 12. I'm at a school disco and a boy in the year above walks over, kisses me on the cheek, and asks me to come with him. So I follow him as far as the barrier that teachers put up to stop kids wandering the hall. He walks past and I don't, because... huh? I peek around the corner and there's like 6-8 older boys waiting, and he says " I got one!" before realising I'm nowhere to be seen.
I head back to the disco, completely oblivious to how fucked that situation was. I just didn't want to break the rules and go past the barrier for whatever socialising or high jinks they were up to.
And didn't think about it again until 3AM yesterday, when it popped into my head and I was utterly horrified. As an adult, I can only interpret the situation as an absolutely terrifying near miss. I really hope they just gave up after one failure.
I head back to the disco, completely oblivious to how fucked that situation was. I just didn't want to break the rules and go past the barrier for whatever socialising or high jinks they were up to.
And didn't think about it again until 3AM yesterday, when it popped into my head and I was utterly horrified. As an adult, I can only interpret the situation as an absolutely terrifying near miss. I really hope they just gave up after one failure.
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You told him no. He should smile at you during the next office party and leave it at that. He made a weak move on you. His other feelings for and about you are unknown, but it is possible that the puppy love could have been pitter pattering for years. Probably not.
Oink!
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My life is peppered with those - I'll give it some thought and report back... Although a standard one is when a guy walks you home after a party, for which you're really grateful, so you offer to make them a cup of coffee before they head home but then they're not sure if you're hitting on them, even if you actually say "This is just a cup of coffee, because I'm grateful to you for walking me home, that's all" but they still think you're being bashful and that you do secretly fancy them, because of course girls never say what they mean. Then you have to be quite blunt and tell them "No, you really ought to go home." Then the next day, they come up and apologise and say "You hope you didn't think I was hitting on you, because I'm so so sorry if that's the case." So it's still you're fault in a passive way and instead you decide to enrol in self-defence lessons to avoid this situation ever happening again.
Like that?
That's probably going to be the most common one. Every woman here has probably been there.
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Dude! He's married. With kids. And I'm not single. It's not sweet, it's shitty!
The next office party, I talked the manager into changing with tradition and invite partners. He came alone
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Drinking too much so staying the night is the only safe end of night option.
Crappy man moves.
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Dude! He's married. With kids. And I'm not single. It's not sweet, it's shitty!
The next office party, I talked the manager into changing with tradition and invite partners. He came alone
Don't be giving me the
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Kill the fucker.
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Have you ever considered getting therapy?
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Not to me it isn't. Men can be real pigs.
I had a co-worker with a young kid have a tire blow out on a freeway in a torrential downpour. She pulled over to the side of the road and a guy pulled over and offered to help her. He basically changed her tire for her and she said oh how can I repay you? He smiled and said "well, you could suck my dick!" She said it got real creepy real fast. She said the first thing that came to her mind "no! I got a kid in the car here!" and he replied "just have her look away, I won't take but a few minutes at most!"
She got the hell out of there.
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I really hope that guy hit a lamppost on the way home.
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I remember asking a gentlemen I had just met what he did for a living. He looked at me and said I will tell you so long as you promise not to act surprised. I was thinking he was going to say something outlandish. He said he was an attorney, and I was clearly disappointed. I did not realize until years later that he must get a shocked or surprised reaction from a lot of white folks simply because he is an attorney and black.
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If this wasn't the GB, I would give this story a 50/50 chance of being true.
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Jus sayin', if it swims like a fish and smells like a fish...
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Underage reference - reported
I don't think the emotional memory of these things ever fades.
On a foreign holiday when I was 10 yrs, I was on the beach and my Mum and sister were around someplace and a guy, I suppose in his 50s, asked me to put suntan oil on his back. Because he was foreign and a grown up and I didn't know what the social rules were, I did. It grossed me out and I was sensible enough to tell Mum. It was her reaction that taught me how wrong it was. The dude had gone by then. eww *shudders* Actually fuck - thinking that threw again brings up some horrible thoughts
