which would you rather?

[rae121452]

earlier i was reading about a survey done in the early 60's asking whether the respondent would rather have sex or a satisfying bm. overwhelmingly the respondents said a good bm. with our 'special' gb board members in mind, i decided to do my own survey ca. 2020 with a few pertinent additions. remember, it's anonymous so you can be honest.

 

[butters]

what's a bm?

 

[rae121452]

bowel movement.

 

[butters]

bowel movement.

ohhhhh

well, i have no problems with those but sex in this heat is more limited--hate that skin sticking to skin thang

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Who wants to fuck a gorilla?

 

[butters]

Who wants to fuck a gorilla?

another gorilla?

 

[jaF0]

Who wants to fuck a gorilla?

Another gorilla?

 

[Fuzzy1975]

My choice isn't on the list, "nice pontoon boat ride and a little bit of fishing"

 

[jaF0]

My choice isn't on the list, "nice pontoon boat ride and a little bit of fishing"

Yeah, planet killing asteroid isn't there either.

 

[juttjaw]

another gorilla?

I always heard gorilla's don't have sex very often. A reason that contributes to extinction.

 

[butters]

I always heard gorilla's don't have sex very often. A reason that contributes to extinction.

they're just too busy with the sumptuous meals, unlimited alcohol, and great bowel movements






yeah, even the gorillas didn't want the free tickets....

 

[Bewleybrother]

A cup of tea I think Boy George said.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I think a sumptuous meal with unlimited free alcohol would lead to a great bm, especially if you were at a Trump rally. Guess that means I'd go ape for the

 

[Fermina_Daza]

It’s disheartening people picked free tickets to a Trump rally - given that the tickets are already free.

 

[PaxNurgle]

That shows the mentality of these people. If they still support Trump even after everything that has happened, and everything he has said and done to America by now, they are probably not intellectually keen enough to recognize that passing up a free meal or free beer for something they could already have for free, makes no sense. The scarier thing is, these people VOTE.

What is "Wild Gorilla Sex? Is it sex with a wild gorilla? Then no thanks. I'd rather go to the Trump rally- after first picking up a dozen eggs and maybe some over-ripe tomatoes that are both past their expiration dates, if you know what I mean.

 

[Conager]

ohhhhh

well, i have no problems with those but sex in this heat is more limited--hate that skin sticking to skin thang

I keep telling you, Boyles Law.

When the discovery makes its way down yonder to the holler, it'll change y'all's life.

 

[SweetAnnette]

Is there usually a charge to attend a trump rally?

 

[Emerson40]

Is there usually a charge to attend a trump rally?

Just your dignity.


But if watching a bunch of bozos go crazy watching another bozo take a sip of water and make funny faces, then listen to the same bozo ramble on about how great he thinks he his, you'll probably get a bigger bang for you buck watching gorillas have sex, and still leave asking yourself "What the fuck did I just see?", cause some stuff you just can't un-see.

 

[silver gurl]

None of the above.
That is the correct answer, right?

 

[FataMorgana]

I wonder what an unsatisfying bowel movement would be.

 

[FataMorgana]

Who wants to fuck a gorilla?

Not Steve Martin in The Man With Two Brains.

 

[rae121452]

That shows the mentality of these people. If they still support Trump even after everything that has happened, and everything he has said and done to America by now, they are probably not intellectually keen enough to recognize that passing up a free meal or free beer for something they could already have for free, makes no sense. The scarier thing is, these people VOTE.

bingo. gorilla sex is wild, unfettered sex you've always dreamed about but never achieved.

 

[doowdniw]

bingo. gorilla sex is wild, unfettered sex you've always dreamed about but never achieved.

Foreplay consists of running around with a lettuce leaf on their head and slinging crap at the spectators.

 

[Conager]

I wonder what an unsatisfying bowel movement would be.

Not enough roughage.

-and glass. Lots of glass.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I'm 4 outta 5 and the day is just starting.