Which death thread author is funnier?

[eyer]

and in the end, we are left with a pansy foot who takes no stance on his own...

Awww...

...lookie the wannabe who demands war be fought by others, yet insists her special hands remain free of blood, calling someone - anyone - else "a pansy foot".

You going to do your fake "warrior" speech now...

...and then in another thread proclaim anyone who needs a gun has a little dick?

And I "take no stance on" my "own"?

I do nothing but take stands on my own on this Board...

...which factually proves you've simply reverted to total butthurt mode now, and that your call for others - including your own children - to go to war and fight and die for you is nothing but sheer fucking madness.

 

[unregistered]

 

[RobDownSouth]

And yet few put him on ignore and call it a day. It's like you all feed off each other or something.

Point taken. I think I'll put Eeyore on ignore for a month and see if the place smells better.

 

[Cancerballs]

I have no interest in discussing anything in depth with an obvious sock puppet account who doesn't kiss my ass and isn't popular amongst my personal pets.

Thank you.

 

[Magnetron]

Point taken. I think I'll put Eeyore on ignore for a month and see if the place smells better.

I would suggest putting BusyBot on ignore for a month, but nothing he posts is memorable enough to warrant it. That and anytime the emoticons malfunction, 10,000 of his posts are automatically censored ..... so it kinda evens out.

Putting Eyer on ignore would probably save Laurel $$$ on the bandwidth bill. If enough people around here did it, Lit's hosting company would probably mail her a monthly rebate in fashion similar to the electric company paying you for putting watts back into the grid.

 

[evesdream]

I'm sorry Colonel Hogan, your OP was tl;dr.

They were both crappy threads, but neither one should have been deleted. They weren't threatening, just unpleasant, (like most of the threads here.) Sometimes we don't even wait for a poster to die before we figuratively piss on their E-legacy. Which is worse?

Eyer. I thought Colonel Hogan had you dead to rights last night when he pointed to your "which brit would you like to see beheaded" thread after you read GirlSmiley the karma act for similar crimes against the internet. You warned her about mystical retribution if she truly meant anything she said in that thread - but now it's clear to everyone that neither of you had true malice in mind in the first place. You're practically in sync with each other on a different level than at least 5 other people. Out of curiosity, have you "truly meant" _anything_ you've said in this place?

 

[Magnetron]

more racist derp....in the name of islam someone needs to chop off KingofAssRetards head

You're only allowed to wish death upon others in the Politics forum.