Litiquette VII

[BadAmy]

Alright.
Maybe you’re having a tough time, maybe it’s just a random treat:

You’re making a gift basket for yourself.
What goes in it?

Yes, HW, you can fit a bare breasted Amazonian babe into your basket.

I would fill it with:
Salted almonds
A tear jerker film or two
Salt and vinegar potato chips
Tequila
Salted peanuts
Mr. Hitachi.
Salted caramel chocolate candy
And all delivered to my hotel room at the spa.

 

[tnman03]

Snivel basket? Oh, that’s too easy. When I’ve got a case of the doldrums or life’s given me a sharp elbow jab to the face I take immediate action. A large pizza with the works, a side order of wings, Cheesy bread with dipping sauce, twelve-pack of premium beer, and a good, mindless action movie.


The follow on exercise to help burn off that glut of carbs and calories is always helpful as then I mentally process it all and keep on moving with my life.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Alright.
Maybe you’re having a tough time, maybe it’s just a random treat:

You’re making a gift basket for yourself.
What goes in it?

Yes, HW, you can fit a bare breasted Amazonian babe into your basket.

My gift basket is between her legs and I go in it.

 

[ChainedUp]

The time has come........

Citation book in-hand. I see multiple offense of over stylization of questions. It’s clearly stated in the manual “questions shall be presented on the merit of those words without need to stylize the question for effect”

No bolding of questions, no alternate font colors. This rule was created to stop the use of font colors that gave the effect of looking invisible. That was a trend that needed to be stopped.

Trekka, here’s your citation. SH75, here’s yours. CurvyAngel_2, you get one as well. Also, as a reminder, there’s no appeal process, the citation is final.

Damn, I hadn’t done that in so long, I forgotten how good it feels.

 

[ChainedUp]

I’d like to see a new trend started. When a couple gets married, instead of keeping their own last names or assuming the last name of their partner, I think couples should take a brand new last name. It would become the most anticipated part of the wedding ceremony, the officiant says “it is my honor to introduce, for the first time, Mr & Mrs.............”

It’s counterculture right now but would you do it? Or are you to mainstream to consider it?

 

[base10]

I’d like to see a new trend started. When a couple gets married, instead of keeping their own last names or assuming the last name of their partner, I think couples should take a brand new last name. It would become the most anticipated part of the wedding ceremony, the officiant says “it is my honor to introduce, for the first time, Mr & Mrs.............”

It’s counterculture right now but would you do it? Or are you to mainstream to consider it?

Interesting idea, and couples should be able to do whatever the fuck they want, so if that's what you want to do, knock your socks off.

But that's not for me. I think a family should have the same name, and it's important for kids to understand who they are, including the line between them, parents, and grandparents. Very mainstream of me, but important to me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think it would be important to maintain a sense of tribalism. So I'm thinking maybe they have to choose a common name from their favorite sex act.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to introduce to you Amy and Andy Anal!

Let's hear it for Mason and Marsha Missionary.

Then there would be all the uncomfortable conversations like, "Frank, I like you a lot, but I come from a long line of Daisychains and I just don't see myself becoming a Buttplug."

 

[aussiegeekygal]

^ I used to joke with a good friend that we should name our kids after the place they were conceived. We had a right giggle about all the kids named Otto after that.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

“Let’s hear it for the BJs!”

Not in this house

Introducing Mr and Mrs Rough

 

[SassySheDevil]

The time has come........

Citation book in-hand. I see multiple offense of over stylization of questions. It’s clearly stated in the manual “questions shall be presented on the merit of those words without need to stylize the question for effect”

No bolding of questions, no alternate font colors. This rule was created to stop the use of font colors that gave the effect of looking invisible. That was a trend that needed to be stopped.

Trekka, here’s your citation. SH75, here’s yours. CurvyAngel_2, you get one as well. Also, as a reminder, there’s no appeal process, the citation is final.

Damn, I hadn’t done that in so long, I forgotten how good it feels.

I think I agree with what. Base said. I think everyone is free to do as they wish. I prefer the idea of keeping a family name. That being said. My married name, is a shorter version of it's original. Which I'm thankful for. It was a bitch to pronounce. But that also meant I was an end (in my family) for my maiden name. I know distant cousins were able to carry on my maiden name. (not many though)

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

I’d like to see a new trend started. When a couple gets married, instead of keeping their own last names or assuming the last name of their partner, I think couples should take a brand new last name. It would become the most anticipated part of the wedding ceremony, the officiant says “it is my honor to introduce, for the first time, Mr & Mrs.............”

It’s counterculture right now but would you do it? Or are you to mainstream to consider it?

I think I should stick with mainstream. I'm a nerd. I'd probably pick some fantasy D&D type of last name or a house from Harry Potter, perhaps Star Wars. This shouldn't be left in my hands.

Citations make me feel like a rebel.

 

[JennyNo1]

I’d like to see a new trend started. When a couple gets married, instead of keeping their own last names or assuming the last name of their partner, I think couples should take a brand new last name. It would become the most anticipated part of the wedding ceremony, the officiant says “it is my honor to introduce, for the first time, Mr & Mrs.............”

It’s counterculture right now but would you do it? Or are you to mainstream to consider it?

I'm sticking with the mainstream way. Can you imagine how much harder tracing your genealogy would be? I like the fact that I can trace my dad's side straight back to 1776 when they came over from Ireland ..."John D. Doe, John L. Doe, John R. Doe, John R. Doe, John B. Doe." I kind of fucked up the whole John Doe line by not being a boy, but still.

 

[Orchidea73]

My gift basket is between her legs and I go in it.

The best.

 

[Trekka]

The time has come........

Citation book in-hand. I see multiple offense of over stylization of questions. It’s clearly stated in the manual “questions shall be presented on the merit of those words without need to stylize the question for effect”

No bolding of questions, no alternate font colors. This rule was created to stop the use of font colors that gave the effect of looking invisible. That was a trend that needed to be stopped.

Trekka, here’s your citation. SH75, here’s yours. CurvyAngel_2, you get one as well. Also, as a reminder, there’s no appeal process, the citation is final.

Damn, I hadn’t done that in so long, I forgotten how good it feels.

Seriously?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m a conservative, traditionalist. But I’d be happy to change my name if that was the tradition. It just seems like there would be a lot of last names.

I like HW’s idea of tying it to a sexual act. The Buttlickers has a nice sound to it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m a conservative, traditionalist. But I’d be happy to change my name if that was the tradition. It just seems like there would be a lot of last names.

I like HW’s idea of tying it to a sexual act. The Buttlickers has a nice sound to it.

“Honey, did you hire a sitter?”
“Yes, the kids are staying at the Buttlickers’ tonight.”
“Perfect! They always have fun with the Buttlickers.”

 

[Orchidea73]

“Honey, did you hire a sitter?”
“Yes, the kids are staying at the Buttlickers’ tonight.”
“Perfect! They always have fun with the Buttlickers.”

LOL!

What about Orals? Sounds like a legit name to me.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm sticking with the mainstream way. Can you imagine how much harder tracing your genealogy would be? I like the fact that I can trace my dad's side straight back to 1776 when they came over from Ireland ..."John D. Doe, John L. Doe, John R. Doe, John R. Doe, John B. Doe." I kind of fucked up the whole John Doe line by not being a boy, but still.

That's incredible privilege if you think about it. The fact that I can trace my ancestors back 8 generations is more than most of my friends could claim. Some are the grandchildren of enslaved, others were intentionally bred out by government agencies, others refugees and then there's those in foster care. I guess I never thought about this before but wow... I got some reflection to do here.

 

[Lord Pmann]

LOL!

What about Orals? Sounds like a legit name to me.

Oral is actually a name in the US. There is a university here named after a man named Oral Roberts.

Oral Oral

 

[Lord Pmann]

That's incredible privilege if you think about it. The fact that I can trace my ancestors back 8 generations is more than most of my friends could claim. Some are the grandchildren of enslaved, others were intentionally bred out by government agencies, others refugees and then there's those in foster care. I guess I never thought about this before but wow... I got some reflection to do here.

Based on your avatar, your name is “ReadsWhilePees”.

 

[Orchidea73]

Oral is actually a name in the US. There is a university here named after a man named Oral Roberts.

Oral Oral

See?

Mine would probably be one of the worse sound names. lol
It's just as good there is no risk in marrying.

 

[Sh75]

The time has come........

Citation book in-hand. I see multiple offense of over stylization of questions. It’s clearly stated in the manual “questions shall be presented on the merit of those words without need to stylize the question for effect”

No bolding of questions, no alternate font colors. This rule was created to stop the use of font colors that gave the effect of looking invisible. That was a trend that needed to be stopped.

Trekka, here’s your citation. SH75, here’s yours. CurvyAngel_2, you get one as well. Also, as a reminder, there’s no appeal process, the citation is final.

Damn, I hadn’t done that in so long, I forgotten how good it feels.

In my defense.......IT WAS ALL TREKKA'S FAULT

 

[Suz_anne]

Let's say your get married and you are the Buttlickers. (As a side note, I'm very disappointed in Pmann's crudeness - why not the Analinguses?)

As young marrieds, your proclivities will change over time - so, does that necessitate a name change?

How embarrassing it would be to have to file the appropriate paperwork and local newspaper notifications of your name change to the Cuckolds.

Another side note - I'd never want to go to an Analingus family reunion.


To answer Papa C's original question - I disliked my maiden name and was happy to be rid of it. I have no brothers or paternal cousins to carry it on and I'm fine with that line ending.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Based on your avatar, your name is “ReadsWhilePees”.

I was pooping

 

[hotwords229_A]

LOL!

What about Orals? Sounds like a legit name to me.

The Orals live across the street from the Reacharounds. They’re in that cream colored house next to the Jackintosh’s.

And Suz is right, avoid the Analinguses, they’re just a bunch of assholes.