Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
You saying I’m your slut hijacking muse?

Yeah you know? With SMN and I asking the questions, the slutty thread highjacking has gone waaay down.

Coincidence? 🤔



I read the scary dark ones as a kid too. Loved them.

And Sleeping Beauty. My favorite fairy tale story. 💜
 
You saying I’m your slut hijacking muse?

It’s very possible that derailing my own train of thought with bad behavior isn’t nearly as much fun as doing it to someone else.

So, yes. It’s lookin that way.

Maybe SMN and I need to start issuing spankings.
As incentives of course.
To encourage bad behavior?
Positive reinforcement.
Spankings of praise.
Something like that.
Someone help me out, I’m terrible at Fem-Domming.
I just like the boots.
 
It’s very possible that derailing my own train of thought with bad behavior isn’t nearly as much fun as doing it to someone else.

So, yes. It’s lookin that way.

Maybe SMN and I need to start issuing spankings.
As incentives of course.
To encourage bad behavior?
Positive reinforcement.
Spankings of praise.
Something like that.
Someone help me out, I’m terrible at Fem-Domming.
I just like the boots.

I can't wait to see this line.. social distancing will be out the window 😜
 
I love boots. They go great with bunny ears.

I get spanked as a stress relief. When I need the pain to let go. It’s never a punishment.

What doesn’t go great with bunny ears? ;)
And yes, I’m usually on the receiving end... :cattail:

I can't wait to see this line.. social distancing will be out the window 😜

I’ll round ‘em up but SMN is gonna hafta give the punishments

Wait, fuck that, Sassy, can’t you lasso stuff? You round them up!

My M.O. is more hop around till they chase me into my *coughs* rabbit hole 😆
 
My Aquarian self is pretty much not digging the prince and princess fairytales.
I grew up reading Hans Christian Andersen and Brothers Grimm books. The art work beautiful and the stories are pretty dark. I can’t believe that’s I read back in the day.

My favs are Three Billy Goats Gruff and The Gingerbread Man.

Did you ever read Hans Christian Anderson's The Little Bottlenose Mermaid?
It's a classic.
 
It’s Monday morning everyone. Time to shake off that long weekend, and get back to it. No complaining about wanting “one more day”, no wishing you won the lottery. It’s time to get up and make your future happen for yourself.

That said, I’ll admit, I’m not a fan of impassioned self help speeches & motivators. Their message always feels generic, one size fits all. And how can that work for the masses? Anyway, where do you draw your motivation? What gets you going, putting one foot in front of the other?
 
I grew up with it all in Australia 🤷

Oooh- I think it's a German thing. My family is German and all the food I like is German... I'll investigate 🕵️

This would make sense then to my locale. When I (briefly) joined a local Lutheran church I discovered how much German lineage is in this area. My parents transplanted me here from Philly and we never had those foods at home, but for 30 years they’ve been at almost every social gathering I’ve attended.

Never Miracle Whip. Only Hellman’s.

Confession: I’ve never been a fan of white creamy foods so for me Miracle Whip/Hellman’s/mayo are all the same. It’s why I would rather swallow than spit - if I don’t see it, it won’t initiate my gag reflex :devil:

Speaking of fairy tales...
Which one is your favorite?

Sleeping Beauty - all that rest without aging? Sign me up.

It’s Monday morning everyone. Time to shake off that long weekend, and get back to it. No complaining about wanting “one more day”, no wishing you won the lottery. It’s time to get up and make your future happen for yourself.

That said, I’ll admit, I’m not a fan of impassioned self help speeches & motivators. Their message always feels generic, one size fits all. And how can that work for the masses? Anyway, where do you draw your motivation? What gets you going, putting one foot in front of the other?

Time to myself. I get up an hour before I have to work so I can walk the dog and take a sunrise meditation class. It puts me in a letter frame of mind for my day. Here’s a pic I took from this morning’s walk:

https://imgur.com/a/nroejhT
 
I’m still trying to figure out how to motivate myself.
So far, I use the “jump in the water to learn how to swim” technique.
It is not enjoyable.
 
I'm in week 3 of lake vacation mode... there is very little motivation.

The only motivation is around food, sleep and simple pleasures like fishing, swimming, ice cream and scouting out the best place to watch the sun set and fireflies.

:D
 
What motivates me is my zero interest for a life full of shit excuses, regrets and cookie cutter ideas of what’s what.
I’m constantly evolving and while my core beliefs don’t fluctuate all that much, theres a drive within that wants to explore and push myself to be more. Find more and get a little uncomfortable doing it too.

Motivational speech don’t really do it for me. But hot damn - get a good fortune in a cookie and I’m like game on, let’s do this! 😁
 
*is motivated by genetic makeup consisting of intractible, deeply ingrained workaholism*
*would like less motivation, sometimes*

#PerpetualMotionMachine
 
I’m still trying to figure out how to motivate myself.
So far, I use the “jump in the water to learn how to swim” technique.
It is not enjoyable.

This is my preferred way to learn. I'm a "fake it 'til you make it" kinda gal. But I always make sure I have a chaperone along for the ride (could you imagine me performing my first surgery without supervision??)
 
My motivation in life is to collect readily interesting stories. When I was a kid, there was this old guy, Bill, who I'd visit in the retirement home. He was a WW2 vet and had the most epic tales of things he'd seen and done. I loved sitting with him and listening to him tell me about his life. I carry that with me as I navigate the world and hope to one day before half as interesting as he was to 6 year old Aussie 💛
 
It’s Tuesday, proving that even after a long holiday weekend (for us in the US) we can still find a way to push through a Monday.

And now that we have, it’s time for what I consider the day of the week that has the most potential. It’s all upside still on a Tuesday. Monday blahs are behind us and it’s too early to coast into the weekend.

So your Tuesday is right there in front of you, what will you do with it?
 
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