Round 2: Flu strain with 'human pandemic potential' found in China

[islandman]

BBC Health News

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A new strain of flu that has the potential to become a pandemic has been identified in China by scientists.

It emerged recently and is carried by pigs, but can infect humans, they say.

The researchers are concerned that it could mutate further so that it can spread easily from person to person, and trigger a global outbreak.

While it is not an immediate problem, they say, it has "all the hallmarks" of being highly adapted to infect humans and needs close monitoring.

As it's new, people could have little or no immunity to the virus.

 

[hogjack]

Communist China has more STDs than my cousin Roberto 'Canker Sore' Fernandez.

And that's saying something.

 

[phrodeau]

Better stay away from the hogs, hogjack.

 

[hogjack]

Better stay away from the hogs, hogjack.

Speaking of STDs...

phrodeau, you need to speak with family members and be VERY honest. They all need to get checkups. You are obligated to say something.

 

[islandman]

Communist China has more STDs than my cousin Roberto 'Canker Sore' Fernandez.

And that's saying something.

If ideologies begat STDs, the CIA has it worse than Roberto.

 

[coati]

Better stay away from the hogs, hogjack.

He said he's "safe", because he just jacks 'em off.

Hence, the masturbatory/bestiality user name he adopted.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

He said he's "safe", because he just jacks 'em off.

Hence, the masturbatory/bestiality user name he adopted.

You underestimate Herr Schweinjacques' ingenuity.

an errant selfie stick gathering cobwebs in a bedroom corner could be easily retrofitted into a ranged onanism rod for porcines in order to satiate our savvy schmuck's wiles.

 

[patient1]

This is amazing! Everybody on this thread is using their traditional user name.
Good to see some familiar identities.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

This is amazing! Everybody on this thread is using their traditional user name.
Good to see some familiar identities.

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