Litiquette VII

[Orchidea73]

ok, now i need me some beach time. countdown is on. two weeks to pb beach. laissez les bons temps rouler. or whatever.

Funny thing is, I've been craving beach time since the quarantine started. Yet, this year I'm going to the mountains, rivers and lakes, this summer on vacation.

 

[Orchidea73]

It depends which beach you visit. But from the showers to my car, you know what there is? Sand!

Yes. But at least here, you have those small fountains (I don't know how you call it in English) just outside the establishment, exactly for that purpose, where people will clean their legs and feet.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yes. But at least here, you have those small fountains (I don't know how you call it in English) just outside the establishment, exactly for that purpose, where people will clean their legs and feet.

Many of ours have them in the parking lot.

 

[Suz_anne]

The ocean is beautiful and soothing. I love the sound of the surf.

What I don't love is the idea of prehistoric killing machines swimming around and under me as I float on those waves.

So I'll visit an ocean beach and I'll get in the water and splash about a bit, but then I start hearing the Jaws theme in my head and I paddle towards the safety of my beach umbrella.

I don't live near an ocean, but I do live in a place where you're never more than 5-10 miles from a lake, so that's my refuge of choice.

I'll be at the lake for most of the next 4-5 weeks. My idea of heaven.

Oh, and I'm not a fan of sex on the beach. Neither the act (goddamn sand) nor the cocktail (there was a bad, pukey night involved).

 

[default24]

Headed to the beach tomorrow afternoon for a 3 hour drive with a 10 month old and a nearly 3 year old. Wish me luck. Or wish for the booze to be plentiful upon arrival

 

[Lord Pmann]

Headed to the beach tomorrow afternoon for a 3 hour drive with a 10 month old and a nearly 3 year old. Wish me luck. Or wish for the booze to be plentiful upon arrival

I won’t judge you if you come back alone.

 

[default24]

I won’t judge you if you come back alone.

Just don't tell the authorities. It'll be our little secret. Well, our second little secret

 

[Trekka]

ok, now i need me some beach time. countdown is on. two weeks to pb beach. laissez les bons temps rouler. or whatever.

for realz?

The ocean is beautiful and soothing. I love the sound of the surf.

What I don't love is the idea of prehistoric killing machines swimming around and under me as I float on those waves.

So I'll visit an ocean beach and I'll get in the water and splash about a bit, but then I start hearing the Jaws theme in my head and I paddle towards the safety of my beach umbrella.

I don't live near an ocean, but I do live in a place where you're never more than 5-10 miles from a lake, so that's my refuge of choice.

I'll be at the lake for most of the next 4-5 weeks. My idea of heaven.

Oh, and I'm not a fan of sex on the beach. Neither the act (goddamn sand) nor the cocktail (there was a bad, pukey night involved).

really?! just imagine how many times i've unwittingly splashed happily above a megalodon and lived to tell the tale!

Just don't tell the authorities. It'll be our little secret. Well, our second little secret

please tell me the first is sex on the beach?

 

[default24]

for realz?



really?! just imagine how many times i've unwittingly splashed happily above a megalodon and lived to tell the tale!



please tell me the first is sex on the beach?

I just can't for the life of me imagine pmann sipping an umbrella drink. I don't think I've ever had one either

 

[Orchidea73]

I just can't for the life of me imagine pmann sipping an umbrella drink. I don't think I've ever had one either

Never had one either. I can't even stand when they serve those with a plastic sticks (what's the name?).

 

[Daisy_Love]

Never had one either. I can't even stand when they serve those with a plastic sticks (what's the name?).

Try paper straws eewwwwww soggy, gross!!!

 

[default24]

Never had one either. I can't even stand when they serve those with a plastic sticks (what's the name?).

Swizzle sticks!

Try paper straws eewwwwww soggy, gross!!!

Do they put those in alcoholic drinks? Because I feel like they would break down faster. But think about that free fiber you're getting

 

[parker77]

for realz?

real deal.

 

[Orchidea73]

Try paper straws eewwwwww soggy, gross!!!

Ah yes, straws. They have them made in paper now as well? Good lord.
Normally, I don't drink cocktails because I don't like them. But I do like Margarita and Bloody Mary and with BM they bring those sticks. Blah. I throw them away.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Swizzle sticks!


Do they put those in alcoholic drinks? Because I feel like they would break down faster. But think about that free fiber you're getting

Yes here they do, plastic straws are banned!! Lipstick all over the glass now

 

[default24]

Ah yes, straws. They have them made in paper now as well? Good lord.
Normally, I don't drink cocktails because I don't like them. But I do like Margarita and Bloody Mary and with BM they bring those sticks. Blah. I throw them away.

What don't you like about cocktails? I live for Long Island Iced Teas

Yes here they do, plastic straws are banned!! Lipstick all over the glass now

West-coaster?
Thankfully that hasn't reached amish country yet

 

[Daisy_Love]

What don't you like about cocktails? I live for Long Island Iced Teas



West-coaster?
Thankfully that hasn't reached amish country yet

Nope British

 

[Orchidea73]

What don't you like about cocktails? I live for Long Island Iced Teas

I don't know. Too many flavours and sweet things.
I prefer drinks like wine, beer, bourbon, calvados, whiskey, cognac and pure vodka. No fruit flavours in it.

 

[default24]

Nope British

Holy hell, you're up late night owl

 

[default24]

I don't know. Too many flavours and sweet things.
I prefer drinks like wine, beer, bourbon, calvados, whiskey, cognac and pure vodka. No fruit flavours in it.

Never heard of calvados, but it sounds interesting. Adding it to my to-do list now
Too many flavors, huh? Gotta say I haven't heard that before. Like 'em straight and stiff do you?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Holy hell, you're up late night owl

Well, us Brits aren’t used to 30 degree heat and ridiculously warm nights!!

 

[Orchidea73]

Never heard of calvados, but it sounds interesting. Adding it to my to-do list now
Too many flavors, huh? Gotta say I haven't heard that before. Like 'em straight and stiff do you?

LOL

Yup. Straight and no ice.

 

[Orchidea73]

Well, us Brits aren’t used to 30 degree heat and ridiculously warm nights!!

I still beat you by an hour, right?
Though tonight it's a bit chilly here. I have a pullover.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I just can't for the life of me imagine pmann sipping an umbrella drink. I don't think I've ever had one either

I don’t even drink alcohol, much less out of an umbrella.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I still beat you by an hour, right?
Though tonight it's a bit chilly here. I have a pullover.

Indeed you do!! You badass