Would You Fuck Flo From Progressive?

[johnnieblue44]

I overheard a serious discussion on this topic. I say yes. One reason is her propensity to don the bright red “blowjob” lipstick. What’s your take, Litsters?

 

[Deacon_Voss]

No, but I'd fuck that woman from the East Coast

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Trifecta.

Yes. She's not bad looking, is famous and can get me a great deal!

 

[Matthew82]

No, she's annoying. But the other progressive girl she's talking to at the bar, she's kinda cute and funny.

 

[barefootgirl69]

No, but I’d fuck Jake from State Farm. Redux Jake.

Like a good neighbor....

 

[mrmphilllll]

What are you wearing, “Jake from State Farm?”

Why don’t you take those fucking pants off for me, “Jake from State Farm?”

That’s it I’m quitting my job and going to work at State Farm ASAP lol

 

[Paul_Chance]

I would, but....

I don't think it counts for much, because I would fuck a snake if someone held it's head.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I would, but....

I don't think it counts for much, because I would fuck a snake if someone held it's head.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

As long as she wears her apron and brings her price match gun with her.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

This thread needs some pictures...

I overheard a serious discussion on this topic. I say yes. One reason is her propensity to don the bright red “blowjob” lipstick. What’s your take, Litsters?

https://www.pointsincase.com/files/u3/flo-progressive-sexy.jpg

 

[BadAmy]

I'd take "Mayhem". Me likey a badboy
https://media2.giphy.com/media/xTiTnjBP7yCsrEqbHq/giphy.gif?cid=82a1493b0e84d2c49cd3f6029e5ec37c4a0e89c96bd32a2b&rid=giphy.gif


Ooooh that smirk.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I’d like to take Jan from Toyota out for a test drive.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Maybe this Flo

https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.9ogqSuYyCpSlQfIoVEgpzgAAAA&pid=15.1

 

[Paul_Chance]

Yes, but would you fill it up all the way to the end?

Only if it was really short.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Rather fuck this here Flo.

https://www.al.com/resizer/Uv-FQOj0YbiE0cntPlzxwHt5xX8=/450x0/smart/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-advancelocal.s3.amazonaws.com/public/FAYKRNYQGFEYJDQ2WHOZFRMT2M.jpg

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh kiss my grits!

And you just know Flo dommes Jamie

 

[Singleboy2]

Not my type

 

[skirt_chaser]

Sure, why not. I'd like to see her naked and fuck her good.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'd fuck the 'safe drivers save forty percent' guy.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Maybe this Flo

https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.9ogqSuYyCpSlQfIoVEgpzgAAAA&pid=15.1

Now that is Progressive at it's best! lol

 

[FranklyFrank]

And come on...we all know what Jake from State Farm is doing at 3 am and the only quote he's getting is the the cost to get that stain out of his khakis....

Oh and put me down as a yes on Flo....

 

[beachbaby179]

That's a 'no' for Flo - not my style. But a 'hell yes' for Jake. But only if it's the 'working from home' Jake from State Farm. You know, this one...

https://media.makeameme.org/created/jake-from-state-f1416bf83d.jpg

 

[done_got_old]

That's a 'no' for Flo - not my style. But a 'hell yes' for Jake. But only if it's the 'working from home' Jake from State Farm. You know, this one...

https://media.makeameme.org/created/jake-from-state-f1416bf83d.jpg

Jake is a keeper!

 

[MassiveGiantBrain]

Nope

Sorry Flo but I would have to be drunk for that to work and I don't drink.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I would totally fuck Flo from Progressive. She gets me hot. She would totally yell for me to give her my hot insurance policy.