Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
Happy Monday! 🥳
Let’s talk about something deep to start off the week.
Like Marianas Trench deep.
This is, indeed, meant to make you a feel a little discomfort as you answer.
And
It’s ok if you need time to collect your thoughts...

Beatles? Or Stones?

Beatles and it's not close for me. If you want ask me a tough one, ask The Stones or The Who
 
I don't know about y'all, but I've been indulging in a healthy amount of mental escapism lately. Pleasurable astroplaning, if you will. Gives me a brief break from it all, and a little smile on my face, if done properly.

So, if you could teleport to a fictional setting right now, where would you go?
To explore all nine levels of Dante's inferno?
Would you be a kept woman in Paris a la a much-gossiped-about-in-hushed-tones mistress from a Jane Austen's novel?
Would you go full blown Jason Bourne or Neo in the Matrix and start swinging?
The subject of a Neruda love poem?
Would you plummet down the rabbit hole and eat this and drink that?

Let's play pretend for a spell....
Mine is boring - I daydream about my perfect apocalypse cabin. Where the perfect location would be where I could be isolated, but not too far from resources, have chickens, goats, cows and also access to plentiful clean water and land to plant. The cabin would also need a hidden panic room and a cool root cellar.

I would like to be at the fictional Literotica Pool Party.
The burgers are on the grill. The sun is shining brightly.
And all my favorite Lit people are there.
We eat, laugh and jump in the pool.

Then someone suggests a game of Truth or Dare.

To tie in to yesterday’s question, I bet I’d take dare and I wouldn’t fold. :devil:
This is WAY more fun than my apocalypse cabin, so I'll add this into the mix. And I need to think of a dare that would make hw at least consider folding... that could be a tough one.
 
I would like to be at the fictional Literotica Pool Party.
The burgers are on the grill. The sun is shining brightly.
And all my favorite Lit people are there.
We eat, laugh and jump in the pool.

Then someone suggests a game of Truth or Dare.

To tie in to yesterday’s question, I bet I’d take dare and I wouldn’t fold. :devil:

I'd go to that party in a heartbeat!

And I'd play Truth or Dare with all my favorite Lit peeps too! :) :heart:
 
I would like to be at the fictional Literotica Pool Party.
The burgers are on the grill. The sun is shining brightly.
And all my favorite Lit people are there.
We eat, laugh and jump in the pool.

Then someone suggests a game of Truth or Dare.

To tie in to yesterday’s question, I bet I’d take dare and I wouldn’t fold. :devil:

I have had many dreams very similar to this. Back in the yahoo days. I used to go to Seattle Get togethers. So it's not hard to transition to lit.
I've also talked with many Litsters about girly get togethers. Spa days mostly. Weekend cabin with girl talk.
Never happened. But it was fun to think about.

Now though. I'd take a week at a spa, full of pampering and massages.
 
I'd go to that party in a heartbeat!

And I'd play Truth or Dare with all my favorite Lit peeps too! :) :heart:

I'd be bartending. Y'all can play T or D lol.

If I'm gonna do something crazy it's cause I'll want to. :D
 
After Mr. Hotword's contribution anything I could come up with would only be anticlimactic. :p

My choices were all from boring old books!

Exactly!! Not boring!!

Mine is boring - I daydream about my perfect apocalypse cabin. Where the perfect location would be where I could be isolated, but not too far from resources, have chickens, goats, cows and also access to plentiful clean water and land to plant. The cabin would also need a hidden panic room and a cool root cellar.


This is WAY more fun than my apocalypse cabin, so I'll add this into the mix. And I need to think of a dare that would make hw at least consider folding... that could be a tough one.

Although Suz’s apocalypse cabin is pretty damn tempting.
And I can now bring dried veggies as a housewarming gift!

Also.

I’m totally taking this folding thing literally and picturing HW folded over, kinda sorta holding onto his ankles.
Is it just me?

I have had many dreams very similar to this. Back in the yahoo days. I used to go to Seattle Get togethers. So it's not hard to transition to lit.
I've also talked with many Litsters about girly get togethers. Spa days mostly. Weekend cabin with girl talk.
Never happened. But it was fun to think about.

Now though. I'd take a week at a spa, full of pampering and massages.

YES! :cattail:
 
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This is WAY more fun than my apocalypse cabin, so I'll add this into the mix. And I need to think of a dare that would make hw at least consider folding... that could be a tough one.

The cabin sounds really cool. This could be the next hit TV show—Cabinstropic!
Contestants design their own apocalypse cabins and then attack each other with super soakers to see who built the best cabin. Btw, all contestants will wear light, white cotton shirts and pants with no underwear. We have ratings to consider here.

Also, I have a lot of faith that you would come up with quite a few really good and daring dares. :)

I'd go to that party in a heartbeat!

And I'd play Truth or Dare with all my favorite Lit peeps too! :) :heart:

Now it’s a party!

I'll be naked after 2 drinks...even if no one else is.

You can’t give everything away right off the bat. Make them work for it. :D

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I've also talked with many Litsters about girly get togethers. Spa days mostly. Weekend cabin with girl talk. .

This sounds hot. I realize I won’t be invited, but will there be a video or anything? Naked pillow fights followed by uncontrollable make-out sessions? :devil:

Yeah, I'll take this, too

This needs to happen!

Oh yeah, dare all the way.

And I'll bring my own low carb wraps for burgers. :cool:

As punishment for being health conscious you are going to have to go first.

After Mr. Hotword's contribution anything I could come up with would only be anticlimactic. :p

My choices were all from boring old books!

I’m pretty confident that no matter what book you choose, no matter what location I will be able to imagine something perverted about it.

So let’s hear it! :p
 
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Also.

I’m totally taking this folding thing literally and picturing HW folded over, kinda sorta holding onto his ankles.
Is it just me?



YES! :cattail:

Damn! :eek:

You kind of jumped right to the extreme! At least start out with some easy dares—build the suspense. :D
 
I have had many dreams very similar to this. Back in the yahoo days. I used to go to Seattle Get togethers. So it's not hard to transition to lit.
I've also talked with many Litsters about girly get togethers. Spa days mostly. Weekend cabin with girl talk.
Never happened. But it was fun to think about.

Now though. I'd take a week at a spa, full of pampering and massages.

I did this, more or less, in one of the Italian forums. We were around 20 people from different cities and and we met in Rome, had dinner together. 🙂
One of the girls I had bonded on the boards stayed at my house for a week. I was living in Rome back then. We’re still friends today, and a couple of other people.
We also organized a party and celebrated the New Year together. We were 15 people, all from the same forum. It was great fun.
 
Take me to Asgard please.
I want a tall handsome blond there as well. Thor too.
Castles and mountains to explore.
I want beautiful corsets and the softest silk ropes hanging in my closet.

We’ll vacation in Dinotopia at our beach villa on holidays. Ride and fly on the backs of huge gentle dinosaur.
I could even be talked into watching a game of handball or BB via intergalactic satellite TV. 😁
 
This sounds hot. I realize I won’t be invited, but will there be a video or anything? Naked pillow fights followed by uncontrollable make-out sessions? :devil:
I mean.. That's certainly my idea of fun! Have you met me? I take a million pictures and videos of everything I do :p
I did this, more or less, in one of the Italian forums. We were around 20 people from different cities and and we met in Rome, had dinner together. 🙂
One of the girls I had bonded on the boards stayed at my house for a week. I was living in Rome back then. We’re still friends today, and a couple of other people.
We also organized a party and celebrated the New Year together. We were 15 people, all from the same forum. It was great fun.

I've met lots of people from Lit. Just not all at once lol.

I've stayed with 2 for any length of time.The rest were day meetings/coffee. Oops. And had 1 stay with my family.
 
You’ve invented a new sort of alarm clock to the realities of life called Rude Awaking. A perfect little gift for those who need a wake up call or a swift kick in the ass.
How does it work and what all are the features it comes with?
Is it programable depending on who it’s gifted to?
 
You’ve invented a new sort of alarm clock to the realities of life called Rude Awaking. A perfect little gift for those who need a wake up call or a swift kick in the ass.
How does it work and what all are the features it comes with?
Is it programable depending on who it’s gifted to?

Mine is an ability to see things more clearly, less passionately, less emotionally, but with objectivity and understanding. Not without passion and emotion because all the fun in life would be lost. But giving all of us (me included) an ability to think before feeling.
 
Mine is an ability to see things more clearly, less passionately, less emotionally, but with objectivity and understanding. Not without passion and emotion because all the fun in life would be lost. But giving all of us (me included) an ability to think before feeling.

*instantly takes this personally*

somebody gimme one of his clocks ;)
 
Mine is an ability to see things more clearly, less passionately, less emotionally, but with objectivity and understanding. Not without passion and emotion because all the fun in life would be lost. But giving all of us (me included) an ability to think before feeling.

I'll take the reverse. Often I am completely rational and don't take into account my feelings at all. I still remember after giving birth and being flooded with hormones looking at my husband asking "is this what it feels like to be emotional all the time? How do you stand it?".
 
I'll take the reverse. Often I am completely rational and don't take into account my feelings at all. I still remember after giving birth and being flooded with hormones looking at my husband asking "is this what it feels like to be emotional all the time? How do you stand it?".

Bahahahahahayes
That would be, like, a Tuesday for me.
😂😢😱😍😬🤣😫😜🥰🤨😠😏😔😊😋😭😶🥴😚
 
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