What profession do you think the avatar above you has? [v6.0]

Chief Counselor To The President of the United States
(Expertise Protestor Removal.)

^If I were, the first thing I'd tell him is to stay the fuck off Twitter^

Animal control officer. No, not the one who rescues puppies and kitties, but the one who shovels dead animals off the road.
 
^If I were, the first thing I'd tell him is to stay the fuck off Twitter^

Animal control officer. No, not the one who rescues puppies and kitties, but the one who shovels dead animals off the road.

CIA stock clerk for black hoods.

He ensures that the CIA always has black hoods in stock to put over people's heads before they're escorted away to be tortured.
 
He's a professional cuckold. He stands in the corner as a punishment while his "wife" gets it on with a "neighbor."

Well last I heard, he was a professional toothpick tester, until the owners found out he had no teeth and fired him.
 
Well last I heard, he was a professional toothpick tester, until the owners found out he had no teeth and fired him.

She's a server at the Cock and Balls Club. Her motto is, "Greet 'em with a smile, blow 'em if you have to, but the customer is always right."
 
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