What profession do you think the avatar above you has? [v6.0]

[loquere]

Animation Consultant

Art Gallery Marketing Manager

 

[vidiman]

Farmer

 

[loquere]

Farmer

Aspiring politician

 

[Firecracker]

Ornithologist

 

[loquere]

Ornithologist

Film producer

 

[kurrginatorX]

He is a semen connoisseur at the local sperm bank. He looks for only the richest, most globulous sperms to be used for artificial insemination. Yes, he must sample each before giving it his seal of approval.

 

[loquere]

He is a semen connoisseur at the local sperm bank. He looks for only the richest, most globulous sperms to be used for artificial insemination. Yes, he must sample each before giving it his seal of approval.

He does the same thing, but with horse semen.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He does the same thing, but with horse semen.

He works eight hours a day staring into a single light bulb to ensure it doesn't go out.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He works eight hours a day staring into a single light bulb to ensure it doesn't go out.

Sells propane and propane accessories.

 

[loquere]

Sells propane and propane accessories.

He was a producer on King of the Hill.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He was a producer on King of the Hill.

He was a liquor salesman, but he got sloshed one time too many and was canned. Now he lies to the wife and kids and goes to the park to feed the pigeons in between performing disgusting acts for strangers.

 

[loquere]

He was a liquor salesman, but he got sloshed one time too many and was canned. Now he lies to the wife and kids and goes to the park to feed the pigeons in between performing disgusting acts for strangers.

Sadly he likes to project his own experiences unto others, call (1-888-692-9355) for free help.

-Guidance Counsellor

 

[kurrginatorX]

Sadly he likes to project his own experiences unto others, call (1-888-692-9355) for free help.

-Guidance Counsellor

He dialed 1-800-MIX-ALOT because when he heard baby Got Back, he thought she had Baby Back Ribs.

He's a chef specializing in chicken ribs.

 

[loquere]

He dialed 1-800-MIX-ALOT because when he heard baby Got Back, he thought she had Baby Back Ribs.

He's a chef specializing in chicken ribs.

He's a brewmaster.

 

[Mr_bogey]

He's a brewmaster.

Fluffer

 

[loquere]

Fluffer

Fluffers assistant

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Bird watcher

 

[loquere]

Bird watcher

Nurse.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Nurse.

Klingon Bird of Prey crewman?

 

[Spinner69]

Klingon Bird of Prey crewman?

Character at a them park for those on acid.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Character at a them park for those on acid.

Chief inspector at the toy top factory.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Chief inspector at the toy top factory.

He's a "Bastard for Hire." For fifty dollars an evening he will sit at your dinner table with a look of smug superiority on his face.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He's a "Bastard for Hire." For fifty dollars an evening he will sit at your dinner table with a look of smug superiority on his face.

Evil scientist in an evil science lab.

 

[Gamine67]

Stool Sample Salesman

 

[VoraciousValue]

Stool Sample Salesman

Dominatrix who specializes in penis torture.