The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII : Poor Lonely Lime

[silver gurl]

Are you still stuck up there in Canada?

Yes I am

I want to travel but it’s still a no go.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I didn't forget about

https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/205691/screenshots/4299875/taco-tuesday-lettering-animated-800x600.gif

it just came a bit later in the night, is all.

*sighs contentedly whilst sipping tequila drank*

 

[adrina]

Some things are predictable.

Like going to bed.

 

[Saint Peter]

Is he just savaged or fanged?

Both.





Not so sure about the snake.

 

[Saint Peter]

Allergies are kicking it up a notch. YaY!

 

[Saint Peter]

54 bags of pond stone laid in between meetings this morning. I WILL get this yard perfect before the grad party.

You need a backhoe.

 

[jaF0]

You need a backhoe.

Me got Hoe.


Handy Dandy.

 

[girlsmiley]

I understand that the white-tailed spider make his living eating up all the black house spiders.

Yes and no. A redback is a bit much for a white. White are argro af and they move so quick. They're just fucken scary looking and they bite.

Huntsman spiders are good to have around.

Here is a huntsman with a mouse. You're welcome

https://youtu.be/wRQucp31n0c

 

[FataMorgana]

Yes and no. A redback is a bit much for a white. White are argro af and they move so quick. They're just fucken scary looking and they bite.

Huntsman spiders are good to have around.

Here is a huntsman with a mouse. You're welcome

https://youtu.be/wRQucp31n0c

No kidding, if that cunt was in my house I would have a massive coronary. That's nasty as fuck. Why doesn't the gobdaw watching it hit it with a bastard shovel. Or shoot it.

 

[Wings]

You need a backhoe.

This is true. The bodies don’t bury themselves.

 

[Queersetti]

They're very scary to watch. They hide between fabric, in your clothes and sheets and stuff. It's the only spider I really don't like. I know we have poisonous ones that can kill you but the white tailed ones are sneaky fuckers. They hide and they creep. The bites hurt and they leave a red mark for days. Always fucken inside.

Australian fauna is a definitive argument against intelligent design.

 

[Queersetti]

so diced onion, garlic, cashews and a few sliced mini peppers in the skillet with the bacon fat and seasonings, then add the chopped crisped bacon, some apple-pepper jelly, a little worcestershire, then toss in the spinach for a few minutes. served up with home-wrangled garlic bread and some tater tots.

the crispness of the garlic bread, the soft, buttery, garlicky center, worked as a perfect foil to the wilted spinach/stuff.

Is this to go with the snake?

 

[girlsmiley]

No kidding, if that cunt was in my house I would have a massive coronary. That's nasty as fuck. Why doesn't the gobdaw watching it hit it with a bastard shovel. Or shoot it.

Don't be silly. He's not going to hit a huntsman! And he certainly isn't going to shoot it. He's a bloody Australian not a Yank

The missus doesn't like them either the big scaredy cat.

 

[Queersetti]

Huntsman spiders are good to have around.

They make great cheese.

http://www.nalascheese.com/i/s_p/f__huntsman_master.jpg

 

[silver gurl]

Allergies are kicking it up a notch. YaY!

Oh yeah. My throat is sore.

What is the next level up from being pissed off?

 

[FataMorgana]

They make great cheese.

http://www.nalascheese.com/i/s_p/f__huntsman_master.jpg

I'd rather blow eyer than eat spider cheese.

 

[Pookie]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/r3pXPxep03aCWMG5FaxpoqZAnwXfF_zPZhs4kM4SQ9MJodpGH15EfGIMCFclA79ttLDjOzUZqj3_IP-DIXwdehqsd_rYIWA3fugjGK0U7F9uqvENUbW8YPmEPRN1pab4

 

[HarryHill]

You need a backhoe.

..
She needs a Juggalo

 

[HarryHill]

Yes and no. A redback is a bit much for a white. White are argro af and they move so quick. They're just fucken scary looking and they bite.

Huntsman spiders are good to have around.

Here is a huntsman with a mouse. You're welcome

https://youtu.be/wRQucp31n0c

..
Poor guy couldn't get the door open.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

Yeah. I have 20 years in the construction industry. I understand bulk pricing. However I don’t have the time nor the energy to haul stone around and instead put the bags where I wanted them, cut, dumped, spread. It’s about conservation of my time and energy.

Especially amusing since I backward landed in the construction industry, but, you seriously coulndt have teased a couple of labourers into doing it for you?

 

[Wings]

Especially amusing since I backward landed in the construction industry, but, you seriously coulndt have teased a couple of labourers into doing it for you?

Uh. No. I don’t pay union wages. It’s Chicago. That’s a lot of bank.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

Uh. No. I don’t pay union wages. It’s Chicago. That’s a lot of bank.

I said teased, not paid.

 

[Wings]

I am not a good tease. Plus...I wanted the exercise. Even though it’s 90°

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm roaring.

"Pure Scottish" page on FB.

Artificial grass post by Holly. Read the comments.

If I knew how to post a link I would. Honestly the funniest online argument I have ever seen on FB.

 

[girlsmiley]

They make great cheese.

http://www.nalascheese.com/i/s_p/f__huntsman_master.jpg

Our spiders don't make cheese. They must be non-essential spiders.

P.S so good to see you back on here. I've missed you.