The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII : Poor Lonely Lime

[butters]

H replaced the mower belt (with a little help from moi) and now there's laundry to be unloaded and put away. maybe i can mow a bit later after about 5.30

 

[Wings]

I need help with my self tanner. I will end up with streaks

I use the Jergens in shower self tanner in light. Because I don’t want to be orange either. I just started using is because...reasons. So far it’s definitely NOT orange. But my leg muscles are super cut right now and I did apply too much under a calf muscle. So I’m hoping after a few more applications I can even everything out.

 

[HarryHill]

It will be much nicer in August!

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Public Notice: Petey lies.

 

[HarryHill]

H replaced the mower belt

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It works but the belt is too short by 3"
we needed the 69" size. got to remember that for next time. 69 69 69 69 69
got it.

 

[MonaLittle]

Oh You! You’ve seen me in stills and vids 100 times over there. They should be rushing to gaze at your beautiful photography

I use the Jergens in shower self tanner in light. Because I don’t want to be orange either. I just started using is because...reasons. So far it’s definitely NOT orange. But my leg muscles are super cut right now and I did apply too much under a calf muscle. So I’m hoping after a few more applications I can even everything out.

That’s the only only I did to like. The smell is terrible and lingers for days. Unlike e L’Oréal Self Bronze. It turns brown much quicker than Jergens and they also offer it in a spray - which covers really even.

 

[MonaLittle]

Anyone else feel murderous, today?

C’mere, Rainy - :Hugs:

 

[Wings]

Oh You! You’ve seen me in stills and vids 100 times over there. They should be rushing to gaze at your beautiful photography



That’s the only only I did to like. The smell is terrible and lingers for days. Unlike e L’Oréal Self Bronze. It turns brown much quicker than Jergens and they also offer it in a spray - which covers really even.

If I come to hate this one I’ll go with the L’Oréal, thanks for the tip!

 

[girlsmiley]

Asian bloke lost his corporate job due to Covid-19, so he started up a business selling Korean BBQ boxes and is now earning $15,000 a week.

Why the fuck didn't I do that?

You know, sometimes simple ideas are the best.

And damn it if they ain't the best looking Korean BBQ boxes.

*orders 2*

 

[Sean]

There's a prog on BBC4 about weather forecasting and some bloke just described the shipping forecast as "a national lullaby, it's a walk around the British Isles before bed". I love that.

 

[juttjaw]

I wonder if he has some user name generating machine. Kinda like the enigma, but far far dumber.

 

[silver gurl]

I use the Jergens in shower self tanner in light. Because I don’t want to be orange either. I just started using is because...reasons. So far it’s definitely NOT orange. But my leg muscles are super cut right now and I did apply too much under a calf muscle. So I’m hoping after a few more applications I can even everything out.

Oh yes, I had that happen! Need to be careful around creases as well.

That’s the only only I did to like. The smell is terrible and lingers for days. Unlike e L’Oréal Self Bronze. It turns brown much quicker than Jergens and they also offer it in a spray - which covers really even.

I think I have both. L'Oreal and Jergens. Good lady tips!

Aveeno had an amazing one years ago. I never saw it again.

 

[girlsmiley]

There's a prog on BBC4 about weather forecasting and some bloke just described the shipping forecast as "a national lullaby, it's a walk around the British Isles before bed". I love that.

That's lovely.

Our forecast is broadcast over the radio by a man who sounds like he's smoked a pack a day since he was 3 and is usually completely wrong about the weather. It's more of a dentist drill sound than lullaby. I suppose we can't have everything.

 

[Lorilei]

My Netflix viewing turned out so fucking weird and sad.

 

[thør]

Thor, you’re thinking of the old QT days. They make amazing self tanners now. I bet you wouldnt be able to tell the difference between my legs with a natural tan or self tanner.

I’ll need a close inspection.

 

[Not Normal]

My Netflix viewing turned out so fucking weird and sad.

 

[Adre]

:Legs:

Come over to Instagram.

Don’t know where that is. Social media illiterate.

 

[FataMorgana]

There's a prog on BBC4 about weather forecasting and some bloke just described the shipping forecast as "a national lullaby, it's a walk around the British Isles before bed". I love that.

It's comforting.

 

[HarryHill]

Cereal, dried figs, whole milk,coffee back.

 

[silver gurl]

It’s going to be hot

 

[FataMorgana]

It's red hot here. I want to kill myself.

 

[FlowersForFun]

It’s going to be hot

Yuuuup.....going to be up in the 70's this next week.

Better set up the slip n' slide for the kids.

 

[thør]

It's red hot here. I want to kill myself.

Why would anyone live in such a place?

Dandy here in the Great Land.

Note that we use °F here so we don't confuse the politicians and the armchair epidemiologists.

 

[phantom4533]

You can lead a hornet to an open door but you can’t make it leave.

 

[FataMorgana]

Why would anyone live in such a place?

Dandy here in the Great Land.

Note that we use °F here so we don't confuse the politicians and the armchair epidemiologists.

I need to live there. Bet there's not many spiders eh?

 

[thør]

I need to live there. Bet there's not many spiders eh?

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