The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII : Poor Lonely Lime

[FataMorgana]

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Trapezoidal symmetry yo.


Erratas.

Wtf. Stephen Hawking got your login from the other side.

Look at me switches!!!

 

[Wings]

Yeah, he’s posting today. Just posted in one of Ishmael’s threads.

Thank you. I have a lot of people on ignore so I assume I missed it.

 

[FataMorgana]

I saw your switches....Suave as fuck.. I’m yet to see the dry humping of which you speak tho yo.

I'm on it, my good man. Difficult staying dry with that finish mind you, and I don't wanna fetch me wallpaper off.

 

[FataMorgana]

I saw your switches....Suave as fuck.. I’m yet to see the dry humping of which you speak tho yo.

Laurelle!!!! Change him to YoYo Rabbit.

Cheers.

 

[Wings]

Laying on the floor in our bedroom, waiting for my self tanner to dry on my legs, The Ginger: Damn, you could kill someone with those thigh muscles.
Me: want to try?

This quarantine might be getting to me.

 

[FataMorgana]

“My good man”..... I do believe the paint fumes have you bent over and buggered my art-deco switching friend.. Mind not snap off the toggle with excessive flicking yo

I have a sturdy toggle. Albeit vintage.

 

[thør]

I have a sturdy toggle. Albeit vintage.

Don't be a switch slapper if you want the thing to last.

 

[Saint Peter]

Or a door slammer.

 

[Saint Peter]

Unless you drive a rover.

 

[silver gurl]

I need help with my self tanner. I will end up with streaks

 

[thør]

Everyone wants to be orange?

 

[thør]

Unless you drive a rover.

Even with the aluminum bodies, there can be some corrosion issues.

 

[silver gurl]

Everyone wants to be orange?

I hope not.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I need help with my self tanner. I will end up with streaks

I borrowed some lotion in the hot sun yesterday...didn't realize it came with "bronzer".

I have an Elvis-style muttonchop streak near my left ear.

 

[HarryHill]

i have an app for that......

..
Does it fix a blown belt?

 

[MonaLittle]

I need help with my self tanner. I will end up with streaks

Everyone wants to be orange?

Thor, you’re thinking of the old QT days. They make amazing self tanners now. I bet you wouldnt be able to tell the difference between my legs with a natural tan or self tanner.

 

[butters]

this weather is just aggravating the bejeesus out of me

too humid, thunder rolling around in the distance but we're not supposed to get the relief of rain, and i'm disgustingly sticky can't do jack shit outside because it's way too hot for this delicate brit

 

[Adre]

Thor, you’re thinking of the old QT days. They make amazing self tanners now. I bet you wouldnt be able to tell the difference between my legs with a natural tan or self tanner.

I think we need to see.

 

[MonaLittle]

I think we need to see.

:Legs:

Come over to Instagram.

 

[Saint Peter]

this weather is just aggravating the bejeesus out of me

too humid, thunder rolling around in the distance but we're not supposed to get the relief of rain, and i'm disgustingly sticky can't do jack shit outside because it's way too hot for this delicate brit

It will be much nicer in August!

 

[raindancer]

Anyone else feel murderous, today?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

:Legs:

Come over to Instagram.

https://media.giphy.com/media/11OwvI3JcdQLjW/giphy.gif

 

[adrina]

Anyone else feel murderous, today?

Ever so slightly.

 

[butters]

Anyone else feel murderous, today?

not so much murderous as tetchy

coyotes are around and all the neighbourhood dogs are bitching all night which disturbs my sleep. a lot. me tired+me hot=an unhappy camper

 

[butters]

It will be much nicer in August!

i've found the best way for me to cope is to go outside in wet clothes and with wet hair. in the humidity it doesn't work so well, but hot with a slight breeze? lovely!