The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII : Poor Lonely Lime

[HarryHill]

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Mayo
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Whip
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Miracle Whip is made from water, soybean oil, high-fructose corn syrup, vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic.

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[butters]

well i've a glass of merlot and getting ready to watch an entire golf match for the first time in my life... this is a celebrity thing with tiger woods, peyton manning and some other people i don't actually know, all proceeds to covid 19 support (food and stuff) for those in need

we'll see how long i last through it.

 

[FataMorgana]

well i've a glass of merlot and getting ready to watch an entire golf match for the first time in my life... this is a celebrity thing with tiger woods, peyton manning and some other people i don't actually know, all proceeds to covid 19 support (food and stuff) for those in need

we'll see how long i last through it.

You're gonna need a bigger glass.

 

[thør]

well i've a glass of merlot and getting ready to watch an entire golf match for the first time in my life... this is a celebrity thing with tiger woods, peyton manning and some other people i don't actually know, all proceeds to covid 19 support (food and stuff) for those in need

we'll see how long i last through it.

You're gonna need the whole bottle......

 

[butters]

You're gonna need the whole bottle......

that's okay, i bought 2

 

[butters]

You're gonna need a bigger glass.

maybe just a straw?

 

[thør]

that's okay, i bought 2

There won't be any left for tomorrow.

 

[butters]

There won't be any left for tomorrow.

pessimist

and sam jackson's doing a narration thingy and i'm all for sam j.

 

[Emerson40]

Aww, you too. Lovely to see you.

I stand in the doorway and she's back 2 meters in the hall so I'm getting closer! They might be able to open up properly soon but only allow visitors one at a time and with their relative only. I can't wait. Apart from that I've been loving lockdown really.

Hope you are yours are doing well.

We are all healthy and good.

I’ve been working from home, helping with the kid’s homeschooling, and we’ve all been keeping busy volunteering and helping with organizing and delivering food hampers and meals to families and folks who have been struggling since the start of quarantines and business shut-downs.

I dusted off the old work projector and we’ve been doing some movie nights in the back yard since the good weather arrived, which has been some good fun.

All that, and tending a kick-ass garden keeps us pretty busy.

 

[Sean]

LR owners brag about the oil drips they've sealed.

Land Rover, turning drivers into mechanics since 1948.

 

[thør]

Land Rover, turning drivers into mechanics since 1948.

Land Cruiser owners brag about where they've been.

With that, I'm off to purchase more potting soil for SWMBO.

 

[jaF0]

SWMBO.

The Vows say SWMO, so tell her to go get her own damn dirt.

 

[girlsmiley]

Hellmans = Best Foods.

Same mayo.

I did not know that.

That's good to know.

 

[HarryHill]

The Match: funny stuff.
creamy.

 

[thør]

The Vows say SWMO, so tell her to go get her own damn dirt.

That makes for a harmonious household. Were you sitting in the back of the church a gazzillion years ago? I was too young and horny to be remembering much.

 

[dolf]

This made my day!

 

[Sean]

This made my day!

Not as funny as the footage of Cummings' neighbours abusing the fuck out of him as he walks down the street.

 

[HarryHill]

That makes for a harmonious household. Were you sitting in the back of the church a gazzillion years ago? I was too young and horny to be remembering much.

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The good parts stuck.

 

[dolf]

Not as funny as the footage of Cummings' neighbours abusing the fuck out of him as he walks down the street.

The Bodybuilding Toyboy With The Huge Cock© says we shouldn't worry, because Gandalf will come to release Boris from the whisperings of Dominic Wormtongue soon.

 

[Sean]

The Bodybuilding Toyboy With The Huge Cock© says we shouldn't worry, because Gandalf will come to release Boris from the whisperings of Dominic Wormtongue soon.

Grima was less of a twat.

 

[dolf]

And more attractive.

 

[girlsmiley]

The footage of Joe Biden and those kids is actually really fucken disturbing.

 

[thør]

Jimmy Kimmel's apology

 

[thør]

It's kind cool when you run in to a photo of one of your projects in operation.

 

[Conager]

"I don't think the word "apology" means what he thinks it means." - Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride

How did the mysogynistic dick from The Man Show get promoted to head of the Virtue-Signaling Poutrage Department?