The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII : Poor Lonely Lime

[butters]

I said it on IG and posted a live video of the back of my property. Now I’ll say it here. You’d Better love snow if you live where I live, which I absolutely do. Look Ma’- it’s snowing.


Memorial Day Weekend! Yeehaw

i could go with a spot of that right about now enjoy your weekend!

here, it's extremely humid and hot/sunny with thunderstorms turning up all week. ground's too wet to mow but perfect for planting the baby corn...another 30 in the rows today. i swear i can hear the grass and weeds growing, can almost see them at it

 

[silver gurl]

Sweaters last week, heat wave begins tomorrow!

 

[Ziggins]

The Cheerleader Escort is a Lifetime movie. "A college freshman who just made the cheerleading squad finds herself falling for a much older man." Their writing team may be Litsters.

 

[Lorilei]

I slept until 10:30. And Miracle Whip is an abomination; I don't allow that crap in my house.

 

[spacekowboy]

Miracle Whip is Lucifer's splooge.

 

[FataMorgana]

Miracle Whip is Lucifer's splooge.

Is it the cream version of canned cheese?

 

[FataMorgana]

Btw Butters, you're dead right about Lidl potato salad. I go in there just for that alone. Fucking lovely it is. Made in Ireland!

 

[adrina]

Is it the cream version of canned cheese?

Worse.

A chemical mayo knock off with the bonus of vinegar and sugar. Essentially.

 

[FataMorgana]

Worse.

A chemical mayo knock off with the bonus of vinegar and sugar. Essentially.

Fuck me rigid.

 

[spacekowboy]

Fuck me rigid.

If you insist..

 

[MonaLittle]

You Hoor

 

[FataMorgana]

You Hoor

You just keep rollin' in the snow there, Blondie.

 

[butters]

Btw Butters, you're dead right about Lidl potato salad. I go in there just for that alone. Fucking lovely it is. Made in Ireland!

it's ace! the potato salad.


the miracle whip stuff tastes like a sort of mayo/salad cream (you know the stuff, not sure if 'muricans do) blend, and something some households just grow up with. i have a confession to make, tho, and that's my affection for a slice of fake cheese on my burger... just something about that flavour profile with a bit of gherkin that tickles my tastebuds

 

[thør]

I am currently enjoying an encore performance of SNL from Oct '78 starring Fred Willard.

 

[thør]

And drips half the oil.

LR owners brag about the oil drips they've sealed.

 

[thør]

You just keep rollin' in the snow there, Blondie.

The snow can be a fun place to roll.

 

[FataMorgana]

The snow can be a fun place to roll.

Can't think of anything better to roll in. Except maybe a paddling pool full of trifle.

 

[thør]

What if you've already brushed your teeth?

 

[FataMorgana]

What if you've already brushed your teeth?

It's not orange trifle.

 

[thør]

I am currently enjoying an encore performance of SNL from Oct '78 starring Fred Willard.

Devo.

 

[thør]

Orange seems unnatural.

 

[Emerson40]

For both a president, and a trifle.

 

[FataMorgana]

For both a president, and a trifle.

Ha! I just change to Heart and there you are.

 

[Emerson40]

Ha! I just change to Heart and there you are.

Missed you.

Howz your mum? Have you been able to sit 2 meters from her yet?

 

[FataMorgana]

Missed you.

Howz your mum? Have you been able to sit 2 meters from her yet?

Aww, you too. Lovely to see you.

I stand in the doorway and she's back 2 meters in the hall so I'm getting closer! They might be able to open up properly soon but only allow visitors one at a time and with their relative only. I can't wait. Apart from that I've been loving lockdown really.

Hope you are yours are doing well.