The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII : Poor Lonely Lime

[Sean]

And when the shit finally does go down, they will defend themselves with their AR15s against Deep State drone attacks.

Going to look like the Polish Hussars charging Wehrmacht Panzers.

Except with more sweat pants.

 

[Lorilei]

Except with more sweat pants.

And Confederate flags.

 

[raindancer]

Ground is too wet and sun is too hot to mow.

 

[jaF0]

I mowed.

I sloshed.

I sweat.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yard stuff is finished.

Next?

Burgers and the World's Best Ever Potato Salad.

 

[Sean]

Yard stuff is finished.

Next?

Burgers and the World's Best Ever Potato Salad.

I have done precisely fuck all today. This evening I'm going to do even more fuck all.

 

[Saint Peter]

I have done precisely fuck all today. This evening I'm going to do even more fuck all.

I am smashing smashed concrete into ground hog holes.

It is strangely satisfying.

 

[raindancer]

Your potato salad can't be best because mine is award winning. Legit.

I'm not doing the yard stuff. I'm not!!

 

[bodysong]

At least the weather is normal. Chilly, windy, and fickle.

Many were born, when the oil fields in the Middle East were on fire.

 

[jaF0]

I got stuff that was fine yesterday, but is wilting today. Not just one thing, but a few. Only thing I can think of is Sun. It's been more cloudy than not until today. Now, hot, bright Sun. Gave the more tender stuff an extra watering, so maybe ....

 

[spacekowboy]

Your potato salad can't be best because mine is award winning. Legit.

I'm not doing the yard stuff. I'm not!!

My mamma's is superior to any and all other potato salads.

 

[Saint Peter]

Your potato salad can't be best because mine is award winning. Legit.

Potato Salad Participation Award is not the same as World's Best Potato Salad!

I'm not doing the yard stuff. I'm not!!

It is growing. I can hear it growing.

My mamma's is superior to any and all other potato salads.

Describe.

 

[Queersetti]

Bragging about making the worlds's best potato salad is like bragging about being the world's tallest midget.

 

[Saint Peter]

It is all I have.

 

[spacekowboy]

Describe.

Potatoes, onion, celery, bell pepper, sharp cheddar, mayo, dry mustard, some fresh dill, S&P.



Annnnd I can probably never have it again

 

[spacekowboy]

Bragging about making the worlds's best potato salad is like bragging about being the world's tallest midget.

Well I do have an abnormally large head.

 

[thør]

I got stuff that was fine yesterday, but is wilting today. Not just one thing, but a few. Only thing I can think of is Sun. It's been more cloudy than not until today. Now, hot, bright Sun. Gave the more tender stuff an extra watering, so maybe ....

Was it freshly from a greenhouse? Maybe sunburned?

 

[thør]

Well I do have an abnormally large head.

Keep it in your pants.

Potatoes, onion, celery, bell pepper, sharp cheddar, mayo, dry mustard, some fresh dill, S&P.



Annnnd I can probably never have it again

Why?

 

[spacekowboy]

Keep it in your pants.

If I were that flexible I wouldn't have had to ever visit this joint.

Why?

Because I'm a fatass that needs to lose weight.

 

[Saint Peter]

Potatoes, onion, celery, bell pepper, sharp cheddar, mayo, dry mustard, some fresh dill, S&P.



Annnnd I can probably never have it again

I am sorry to hear that.


I am a salad purist.

I am pure.

 

[jaF0]

Was it freshly from a greenhouse? Maybe sunburned?

None of it. All been outside for months. Still thinking Sunburn though since all the cloudiness likely weakened them.

 

[Saint Peter]

If I were that flexible I wouldn't have had to ever visit this joint.




Because I'm a fatass that needs to lose weight.

I am sorry to hear that.

Carbs are the devil. Potato Salad always gives the double whammy of a dog or a burger to go with it.

 

[thør]

Because I'm a fatass that needs to lose weight.

You can eat clean and lose pounds. You don't have to ALWAYS eat clean.

 

[thør]

None of it. All been outside for months. Still thinking Sunburn though since all the cloudiness likely weakened them.

Could be.

I don't have a green thumb, I'm just garden labor.

 

[Wings]

I am having a good day.