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Happy Friday... hope it finds you well and safe. Laughed at your discussion of the office snacks... I have never been a fan of things that taste like chalk myself. And yes, probably they were worried about the corona virus spreading from the snack box...
Enjoy the new chicks while they are still chicks.
Be safe out there, while I know you are a confident woman, be careful who you give a lift to. Remember, Ted Bundy didn't look like a killer, just saying'.
And loved the gifs... trying to decide if I like the real time one or the slow motion... Both are wonderful.
Have a great long weekend... hope you can relax and find some 'me' time...:rose::rose:
 
Well happy Friday. not sure what I want to do today. I do need to go to Publix, will probably do that in an hour, otherwise I am pretty open. I do plan to do fuck all, it is the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

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This would be great with boing boing sound effects.
Had I known you were going to Publix now, I would have met you there (but I would have had to leave my house 2 days ago to make it on time).
Happy Freaky Friday. ;)
 
Beautiful bouncers and swingers. Had to look up publix thought it may be a misprint.
 
You do fuck all. I want to fuck them.....

hahaha.

Thank you so much for the bouncing! Seeing it lifts my spirits and something else.

excellent ;)

Happy Friday... hope it finds you well and safe. Laughed at your discussion of the office snacks... I have never been a fan of things that taste like chalk myself. And yes, probably they were worried about the corona virus spreading from the snack box...
Enjoy the new chicks while they are still chicks.
Be safe out there, while I know you are a confident woman, be careful who you give a lift to. Remember, Ted Bundy didn't look like a killer, just saying'.
And loved the gifs... trying to decide if I like the real time one or the slow motion... Both are wonderful.
Have a great long weekend... hope you can relax and find some 'me' time...:rose::rose:

yeah, not into the chalk, even chocolate covered. I do like the chicks, but the roosters usually grow up to be twatwaffles.

Well, here is the good news, serial killer boogie man, whether movie or the rare real life new Ted Bundy, aren't into women over 30, even if you match the bra and panties (have you learned nothing from the movies, killers go after matching bra and panty women right) Hey, a positive to getting old. Of course, that is only true for male serial killers, given the majority have a sexual component where as women serial killers are driven by financial gain or revenge. Now, what is interesting to me, is if one is going to let anxiety and fear dictate behavior, why choose the most statically unlikely risk, re: Ted Bundy? Like even high risk activity and victimology, the risk would well less than .0005%. I am well more likely to be hit by a semi while on the shoulder of a road letting them get in or killed by my spouse when I return home.

It is like when I see a mom at the playground/lake/splashpad, and she won't let her 7 year old in the lake, because she is terrified the "brain eating amoebas", but he can be in the splash pad, which is fed from the lake, and her home is well water. Ok, so average of 3 cases a year in the entire country, same water, but the splash pad is good and lake is bad. Then the kicker is when they leave, the 7 year old hops in the back of the car, and there is no booster seat. Totally legal, of course, but wait, nigeria fowleri, 3 cases per year in the US, massive danger, be very careful, but 100 people die every day in car accidents here and you don't bother to use a booster which reduces that risk by 50%. I might have a high fear threshold, but much to the dismay of my child, he is still in a 5 point harness "like a baby" because it reduces the risk by 85%. We have lost 3 children and 5 adults in our community in the past year, about the same as every other year, so they can't be blind to it. How does the brain convince itself you or your child will be one of the 3 per year to contract nigeria fowleri but will not be one of the 100 per day to die in a car accident? This will always baffle me.

I will decline the helmet to protect from the falling coconuts and the bee suit to protect myself from the murder hornets, but damn straight I will be using my seat belt, headlights, and turn signals in my car. Right now, car accident is the biggest risk to me.

So, basically, you’re just bouncing along today.

hahaha. yeah, pretty much. Did some bouncing, some work, some grocery shopping. ready to enjoy my 3 day weekend.

This would be great with boing boing sound effects.
Had I known you were going to Publix now, I would have met you there (but I would have had to leave my house 2 days ago to make it on time).
Happy Freaky Friday. ;)

haha. boobs, better with sound effect. yeah, long drive for you too Publix.

Beautiful bouncers and swingers. Had to look up publix thought it may be a misprint.

thank you. lol. Publix is the best grocery store chain ever. A little high priced compared to low end stores but lots of sales and the customer service is amazing. All employees are always freakishly happy (I think they are drugged), they have employees around everywhere, no register lines, always a bagger, and the bagger will load your car if you don't tell him not to and is immediately replaced with another waiting bagger. Floridians are also huge fans of their fried chicken and subs.

The only bad thing about Publix for me is shopping when it is completely dead. So many happy drugged employees and no customers means a smiling employee appears every aisle trying to help you. Once I got into a conversation in the parking lot with this chick (yes it happens a lot, some of my best friends I met in parking lots lol). She is talking like a normal person, and is venting um vividly and colorfully about college classes that day. As we near the door, she starts taking off her jacket. I see she is an employee. As soon as we pass the threshold, she turns into the overly smiley, super happy, must be drugged mannerisms of every employee. It is so weird.
 
so apparently my husband cleaned out his wallet as I found some things sitting on our counter. there were 2 insurance cards for a company we haven't used in 3 years. ok not too bad and then this

http://i.imgur.com/1gvW59jm.jpg

we haven't been to that area since 1997. he has had new wallets since then. how does that happen? so yeah, laughing my ass off at the tube tv and vhs image from his wallet.
 
so apparently my husband cleaned out his wallet as I found some things sitting on our counter. there were 2 insurance cards for a company we haven't used in 3 years. ok not too bad and then this

http://i.imgur.com/1gvW59jm.jpg

we haven't been to that area since 1997. he has had new wallets since then. how does that happen? so yeah, laughing my ass off at the tube tv and vhs image from his wallet.

Maybe there are 10 card slots in his wallet and he only had 7, so he kept the old stuff just in case.
https://youtu.be/Y8W9caVweoI
 
Good lord, those bouncin beauties. Kind of makes me want to just watch you move around for awhile
 
hehe. glad you enjoyed.



thank you. We all need to smile more. However, if you are gaining understanding of life in the new world from me, man, you might be kind of fucked. Crazy train may already have passed the platform a bit. lord knows, I have already left that stations.
Sweet Lady, It was great to hear. You do make me smile. I know I'm crazy, so watching and reading about your crazy life is a wonderful things. Maybe we both are not as crazy as we think. No matter you are a jewel. Thank You!!

Hugs :kiss::rose:

old borg fred
 
so apparently my husband cleaned out his wallet as I found some things sitting on our counter. there were 2 insurance cards for a company we haven't used in 3 years. ok not too bad and then this

http://i.imgur.com/1gvW59jm.jpg

we haven't been to that area since 1997. he has had new wallets since then. how does that happen? so yeah, laughing my ass off at the tube tv and vhs image from his wallet.

Nobody likes an empty slot.

In their wallet I mean, an empty slot in their wallet. ;)
 
serial killer boogie man, whether movie or the rare real life new Ted Bundy, aren't into women over 30, even if you match the bra and panties (have you learned nothing from the movies, killers go after matching bra and panty women right) Hey, a positive to getting old. Of course, that is only true for male serial killers, given the majority have a sexual component where as women serial killers are driven by financial gain or revenge. Now, what is interesting to me, is if one is going to let anxiety and fear dictate behavior, why choose the most statically unlikely risk, re: Ted Bundy? Like even high risk activity and victimology, the risk would well less than .0005%. I am well more likely to be hit by a semi while on the shoulder of a road letting them get in or killed by my spouse when I return home.
Statistically, Justa, you're right. And yes, I also laugh at the same ignorant hysteria as the mom who doesn't realize where th water comes from.

But you're overlooking one critical factor in the serial killer equation: YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA! Throw out everything that makes sense!

I say this as a former South Georgian who could practically spit a watermelon seed into Florida from home. Y'all's crazies are way crazier'n our'n. Them Flarduh boys don't folluh the crazy code.

Seriously, you have a lot of sense. That's one of the reasons I adore this thread. The goofy and the sexy have a solid foundation. I'm trying not be a patriarchal 50-something, and I'm well aware you're not some helpless damsel who requires rescuing.

But please be careful.
 
so apparently my husband cleaned out his wallet as I found some things sitting on our counter. there were 2 insurance cards for a company we haven't used in 3 years. ok not too bad and then this

http://i.imgur.com/1gvW59jm.jpg

we haven't been to that area since 1997. he has had new wallets since then. how does that happen? so yeah, laughing my ass off at the tube tv and vhs image from his wallet.

Somethings are hard to let go..haha
 
Yes it appears we're kindred comedic spirits. Wanna sit on my face?


haha. does anyone actually answer no to that question under most circumstances?

Good lord, those bouncin beauties. Kind of makes me want to just watch you move around for awhile

Well in all fairness, they bounce less when I am just walking around living life.

Sweet Lady, It was great to hear. You do make me smile. I know I'm crazy, so watching and reading about your crazy life is a wonderful things. Maybe we both are not as crazy as we think. No matter you are a jewel. Thank You!!

Hugs :kiss::rose:

old borg fred

Well thank you. And yes, maybe it is simply a unique outlook.

Nobody likes an empty slot.

In their wallet I mean, an empty slot in their wallet. ;)

hahaha.

Statistically, Justa, you're right. And yes, I also laugh at the same ignorant hysteria as the mom who doesn't realize where th water comes from.

But you're overlooking one critical factor in the serial killer equation: YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA! Throw out everything that makes sense!

I say this as a former South Georgian who could practically spit a watermelon seed into Florida from home. Y'all's crazies are way crazier'n our'n. Them Flarduh boys don't folluh the crazy code.

Seriously, you have a lot of sense. That's one of the reasons I adore this thread. The goofy and the sexy have a solid foundation. I'm trying not be a patriarchal 50-something, and I'm well aware you're not some helpless damsel who requires rescuing.

But please be careful.


oh, if you are going that route, you are forgetting one important detail. Florida man, the king of crazy, truly has a serious contender to overthrow his reign. These folks are actually more outrageous and more powerful than Florida man, as their unassuming nature means they are constantly underestimated, assumed to be weaker, and you don't even see it until they are provoked, justly or in their own head. They are just as armed as Florida Man but way more honey badger when backed into a corner. The rightful owner of that throne is Florida woman. just do a recent news search for florida man and florida woman. She is indeed the winner today, and most days.

Somethings are hard to let go..haha

well, the cat is cute.
 
oh, if you are going that route, you are forgetting one important detail. Florida man, the king of crazy, truly has a serious contender to overthrow his reign. These folks are actually more outrageous and more powerful than Florida man, as their unassuming nature means they are constantly underestimated, assumed to be weaker, and you don't even see it until they are provoked, justly or in their own head. They are just as armed as Florida Man but way more honey badger when backed into a corner. The rightful owner of that throne is Florida woman. just do a recent news search for florida man and florida woman. She is indeed the winner today, and most days.

On that note, I know you don’t watch much TV, you need to watch Tiger King. Aside from him (certified batshit crazy), Carole Baskin is vying to be Queen of the Florida Women. It’s almost the perfect cover since one may assume that the wealthy would not qualify for Florida Woman (or Man) status. Yet Carole is Crazy Florida Woman hiding in plain sight. While it may be ok to pick her up hitchhiking, you don’t want to marry her.

Nice boobs! Enjoy your Domestic Goddess Day.
 
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