Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[JerseyJade]

Of course I did. That's why I'm wearing the thong, the lumberjack boots and the miners helmet

Good Lord!

 

[LizVegas79]

Of course I did. That's why I'm wearing the thong, the lumberjack boots and the miners helmet

Good Lord!

Yeah, I definitely don't remember those chapters in that book!

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Yeah, I definitely don't remember those chapters in that book!

They made a movie out of it. Something about alienating friends or something?


Its a porno, right? We are talking about a porno movie?

 

[clistenovena]

Hmmm, really? Why? What kind of trouble are you in this time Nova?

I'm in no trouble. I was a perfect angel. Which is why I am so glad you're back. Now the trouble can resume!

That bitch stole my Tic Tacs!

I tried to stop her, but she was all slicked up with oil. Slippery cunt. I should have tried to grab her arm or ankle instead.

I want to trust her.

Oh, you should trust her. The benefits of doing so are priceless...and wicked fun. I mean, that closet alone...

Umm, I was not in the closet while you were gone, Liz. Okay, I was, but just to find the phone charge cord. Okay, it was to pet the sybbie. It was lonely. See? Me being an angel and all.

*Dangles a case of tic tacs as I walk through the office*

Oh, JJ?? I think Deacon got the TicTacs from that thieving bitch. He must have found the right part to grab, yes?

It's a porno, right? We are talking about a porno movie?

Oh, let's hope so, 'cause I have *just* the marketing poster for that.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTgxNDAyNDY2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjMzMTIzMQ@@._V1_.jpg

 

[clistenovena]

Hi Nova,

Jack here just saying hello, enjoy the thread, look forward to fun and banter, hope I can add or at least keep up, will enjoy reading at least

Jack

Hi, Jack! Welcome to the clinic. Liz runs this fabulous place and she makes sure we all have lots of fun. We have a variety of services to offer here at the clinic- from the tame to the downright freaky, so we can assist you with all your sexually-charged desires. I'm sure you'll find something to enjoy.

And don't worry about keeping up. We can help with that, too.

Liz, JJ, and I will be out at the pool. Feel free to come when you can.

https://secure.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/2/6/6/1/600_459009825.jpeg

 

[hairball18]

Hi, Jack! Welcome to the clinic. Liz runs this fabulous place and she makes sure we all have lots of fun. We have a variety of services to offer here at the clinic- from the tame to the downright freaky, so we can assist you with all your sexually-charged desires. I'm sure you'll find something to enjoy.

And don't worry about keeping up. We can help with that, too.

Liz, JJ, and I will be out at the pool. Feel free to come when you can.

https://secure.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/2/6/6/1/600_459009825.jpeg

I don't think coming would be a problem.

 

[clistenovena]

I don't think coming would be a problem.

Oh, good! I'm happy to hear that!

~calls out to Liz and JJ who are still in the cabana doing who knows what to Tan~

Hey, y'all? Another guest will be coming. Bring extra towels, k?

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh, JJ?? I think Deacon got the TicTacs from that thieving bitch. He must have found the right part to grab, yes?

Yeah, he's good like that. Well so I heard anyway.

 

[JerseyJade]

I don't think coming would be a problem.

Never was a problem with us either.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Why am I naked, wearing a pair of lumberjack boots?

Why is my hand covering in butter?

What did they put in my drink?

So many questions . . . I think I need to visit the clinic

 

[LizVegas79]

Everything should be done in heels, fantastic motto! Higher the better.
Wow you are good sensing I was stressed. That’s one lovely redhead, being Irish we are the home of the redhead, fiery sexy just add heels!
Do I have a heels issue????????

Dear Fond of Heels,

It's possible. Lots of men do but don't even realize it until they're trapped in a crowded elevator with several beautiful women and too embarrassed to make eye contact with any of them so they stare at the floor and viola! They realize they have a shoe and/or foot fetish.

It happens to the best of you so don't feel bad, sweetie. (little secret: it's one reason why lots of us women spend a fortune on buying shoes)

There are a couple of quick tests you can do though to see if you are one of "those" guys.

The first is, on a scale of 1 -10 how much do you love the shoes I'm wearing today?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6f/7f/4a/6f7f4a8bbf7aa53373e9e1914d2253fc.jpg

And the second is, when you visit this thread Shoe Porn II did you a) find any of the posts appealing and b) did you click the link to the first Shoe Porn thread and if so how many pages of posts did you scroll thru?

Oh do Irish guys like redheads?

Doctor "Don't Worry, You're Perfectly Normal For A Pervert" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

I'm in no trouble. I was a perfect angel. Which is why I am so glad you're back. Now the trouble can resume!


Umm, I was not in the closet while you were gone, Liz. Okay, I was, but just to find the phone charge cord. Okay, it was to pet the sybbie. It was lonely. See? Me being an angel and all.


I have *just* the marketing poster for that.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTgxNDAyNDY2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjMzMTIzMQ@@._V1_.jpg

Well, lots of people do think Trouble is my middle name - I don't see any reason why to disappoint them.

Oh that's why there wasn't any of the invisible, infrared dust I sprinkled on top of my sybbie before I left when I got back. Because you "petted" her.

Okay, I'll buy that.

But could I see you in my office please?

JJ, too.

And I need you to both wear your bikinis or short shorts, okay?

I have a new UV scanner wand I want to test out.

You know, if that marketing poster was turned into a movie poster I bet all three of us would get invited to the Oscars this year

 

[JerseyJade]

Well, lots of people do think Trouble is my middle name - I don't see any reason why to disappoint them.

Oh that's why there wasn't any of the invisible, infrared dust I sprinkled on top of my sybbie before I left when I got back. Because you "petted" her.

Okay, I'll buy that.

But could I see you in my office please?

JJ, too.

And I need you to both wear your bikinis or short shorts, okay?

I have a new UV scanner wand I want to test out.

You know, if that marketing poster was turned into a movie poster I bet all three of us would get invited to the Oscars this year

Okay... before this gets out of hand and people start lying to get themselves out of trouble..

I just want to go on record and say... NOVA made me do it!

 

[LizVegas79]

Hi, Jack! Welcome to the clinic. Liz runs this fabulous place and she makes sure we all have lots of fun. We have a variety of services to offer here at the clinic- from the tame to the downright freaky, so we can assist you with all your sexually-charged desires. I'm sure you'll find something to enjoy.

And don't worry about keeping up. We can help with that, too.

Liz, JJ, and I will be out at the pool. Feel free to come when you can.

https://secure.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/2/6/6/1/600_459009825.jpeg

Our menu of services, I mean therapies, have all been tested and proven very effective for whatever you have on your mind.

We believe in listening to our clients wants and needs first and then administering to them the very best soothing and relaxing and stress-releasing therapy we can think of.

All of our therapeutic approaches work great for men, women, couples and even for team building and group trust building exercises.

I don't think coming would be a problem.

You had your spell-checker on Hairball. I believe you meant 'cumming' won't be a problem, correct?

Oh, good! I'm happy to hear that!

~calls out to Liz and JJ who are still in the cabana doing who knows what to Tan~

Hey, y'all? Another guest will be coming. Bring extra towels, k?

Tan saw the three of us in our bikinis and he kinda sort of fainted so JJ and I had to give him mouth to .... well, let's just leave it at JJ and I needed to revive him and boy oh boy did he revive everywhere!

So we'll be there in a sec just as soon as we towel off a little

Wow, one hell of welcome !
Delighted to meet the team, one sexy hot team pic, love the work uniform, environmentaly friendly as using so little material, I get the feeling you might cause as many sexually charged desires as curing them!
Nice complaint, just one problem, I can’t pick a favourite from pic, needs careful study.
Pool party time !

Picking a favorite out of the three of us could prove very damaging to your brain and to your overall health so I strongly recommend you don't try.

But, if you do end up picking a favorite, I'd advise keeping it to yourself. Nova and JJ both get so jealous.

Never was a problem with us either.

Trade secret! Trade secret!

Please disregard what JJ just said. She was probably drinking at the time and not actually talking about how much the three of us enjoy what we do here.

 

[LizVegas79]

Why am I naked, wearing a pair of lumberjack boots?

Why is my hand covering in butter?

What did they put in my drink?

So many questions . . . I think I need to visit the clinic

Dear Well-Read But Confused,

You DEFINITELY need to visit the clinic ASAP.

But please, first lose the lumberjack boots and wash your hands. You know, because of the coronavirus. Not because I don't trust you that that's really butter.

Doctor "We Keep Sanitary For Our Safety and For Your Sanity" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Okay... before this gets out of hand and people start lying to get themselves out of trouble..

I just want to go on record and say... NOVA made me do it!

Like I said, I totally trust you both. I just need you to wear a pair of short shorts and come into my office and stand in front of me for a couple of minutes so that I can see if my new UV scanner works. That's all. Easy peasy.

I'm sure it won't detect any of that silly infrared dust all up and down your inner thighs. Aren't you?

 

[JerseyJade]

Like I said, I totally trust you both. I just need you to wear a pair of short shorts and come into my office and stand in front of me for a couple of minutes so that I can see if my new UV scanner works. That's all. Easy peasy.

I'm sure it won't detect any of that silly infrared dust all up and down your inner thighs. Aren't you?

Well Liz, if it does, there's a good reason for that. You know me, I would never go near your sybbie, let alone use it. I can't speak for Nova though.

But last night, that red headed slut of a bitch you hired stole my Tic Tacs again, so I had to go chase her all through the clinic to get them back. In doing so, I twisted a muscle in my inner thigh and limped back to the office. Nova offered to give me a massage and because of her talent for giving massages, she made my inner thigh feel much better.

So go ahead and check, but just so you know, if something shows up, that's why.

 

[LizVegas79]

Well Liz, if it does, there's a good reason for that. You know me, I would never go near your sybbie, let alone use it. I can't speak for Nova though.

But last night, that red headed slut of a bitch you hired stole my Tic Tacs again, so I had to go chase her all through the clinic to get them back. In doing so, I twisted a muscle in my inner thigh and limped back to the office. Nova offered to give me a massage and because of her talent for giving massages, she made my inner thigh feel much better.

So go ahead and check, but just so you know, if something shows up, that's why.

Oh that makes sense. Because if Nova "petted" my sybbie she would have the infrared dust all over her hands and when she gave you a completely professional therapeutic healing massage some of that dust might have maybe possibly gotten onto your legs.

Duh. I don't know why I was so suspicious. I guess when I talked to you on the phone to let you know I was running about a day behind schedule and then called back about an hour later to tell you something I forgot and you were barely able to speak I assumed it was because you were delirious from having so many multiple orgasms in a row while riding my sybbie.

Isn't it funny how silly little misunderstandings can just snowball out of control?

Well, I guess since it's so slow at the clinic today I'll just pour myself a glass of wine, sit back and review the security tapes while I was gone since I don't have anything better to do ....

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh that makes sense. Because if Nova "petted" my sybbie she would have the infrared dust all over her hands and when she gave you a completely professional therapeutic healing massage some of that dust might have maybe possibly gotten onto your legs.

Duh. I don't know why I was so suspicious. I guess when I talked to you on the phone to let you know I was running about a day behind schedule and then called back about an hour later to tell you something I forgot and you were barely able to speak I assumed it was because you were delirious from having so many multiple orgasms in a row while riding my sybbie.

Isn't it funny how silly little misunderstandings can just snowball out of control?

Well, I guess since it's so slow at the clinic today I'll just pour myself a glass of wine, sit back and review the security tapes while I was gone since I don't have anything better to do ....

Security tapes? You mean those cameras still work????

Um, Liz... don't you have an appointment today with the manger at the video store we used to work at in another attempt to get money he owes you for back pay? You really need to keep that appointment, Liz. I mean REALLY.. you do! You earned that money, so it's only right he should give it to you.

Oh listen, I'm going to take a short break now. I need to call Nova.. umm, I mean, I need to get some lunch. I haven't eaten since breakfast.

Good luck at the video store, Liz.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

JJ, just take this industrial magnet and get within ten feet of the recorder. It will wipe the drives clean.

Oh, and Liz, you need Ultraviolet (UV) powder, and a UV scanner. Infrared is a temp gun

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ, just take this industrial magnet and get within ten feet of the recorder. It will wipe the drives clean.

Oh, and Liz, you need Ultraviolet (UV) powder, and a UV scanner. Infrared is a temp gun

< sneaks over to Deacon and grabs the magnet >

 

[LizVegas79]

Security tapes? You mean those cameras still work????

Um, Liz... don't you have an appointment today with the manger at the video store we used to work at in another attempt to get money he owes you for back pay? You really need to keep that appointment, Liz. I mean REALLY.. you do! You earned that money, so it's only right he should give it to you.

Oh listen, I'm going to take a short break now. I need to call Nova.. umm, I mean, I need to get some lunch. I haven't eaten since breakfast.

Good luck at the video store, Liz.

Good point, JJ. I should go over there. All the shoe stores are opening back up and I want to do my part to help the American economy get back on track. Heck, those boring old security tapes will always be here when I get back right?

JJ, just take this industrial magnet and get within ten feet of the recorder. It will wipe the drives clean.

Oh, and Liz, you need Ultraviolet (UV) powder, and a UV scanner. Infrared is a temp gun

Gosh dang it! Really? And I let the guy who sold me that powder and scanner totally ruin a brand new silk blouse of mine!

< sneaks over to Deacon and grabs the magnet >

I think Deacon said he was stopping by the clinic for an appointment in the next week or so, so you can probably save yourself the trip JJ. Plus, wait, what do you need a magnet for again?

Gotta dash! That sleazeball at the video store is not going to get off not paying me what he owes me. And he's not going to get off FOR paying me this time like he use to always make us do either!

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Lol, my bad

 

[LizVegas79]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln8udyzRFz1qbqc35o1_500.jpg


"Oh please. Don't apologize. Our company board meetings are open to the public."

- Doctor "Our Board Meetings Are Never Boring" Liz

 

[Deacon_Voss]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln8udyzRFz1qbqc35o1_500.jpg


"Oh please. Don't apologize. Our company board meetings are open to the public."

- Doctor "Our Board Meetings Are Never Boring" Liz

So that's what JJ looks like on her back . . . wow.