slojenniferfizz
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- Jan 10, 2017
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My neighbors are older--my parents' ages, at least--and I've never thought of them as having a sex life, but it turns out they're great lovers!
This 'social distancing' thing just took a great turn! We were all getting really antsy at sitting home alone. I'm furloughed and they're retired. So when they suggested an "across the fence" cookout I was all for it. Excited, even! I whipped up some potato salad and a cooler of beer, "Fred" fired up the grill while "Ethel" and I (honest, they look a little like the Ricardos' neighbors) set up folding tables on each side of our low fence.
The drinks did it. As we got "less inhibited" our conversation got surprisingly bawdy. It surprised me anyway. When Fred went back in the house Ethel lamented what gravity had done to her tits and made reference to mine. So I flashed her! "You wanna see?" I said and yanked my my top. Fred walked back out about then and gave a wolf-whistle, and Ethel reached across and gave em a squeeze!
So more bawdy jokes, some dares, another pitcher of margaritas and we spent the rest of the weekend having naked fun! They're fabulous!! Ethel said she hadn't been with a woman since college. Fred needed some viagra, but he took care of both of us! Never in a million years would I have thought of hooking up with them, but what fun!
Anybody else?
This 'social distancing' thing just took a great turn! We were all getting really antsy at sitting home alone. I'm furloughed and they're retired. So when they suggested an "across the fence" cookout I was all for it. Excited, even! I whipped up some potato salad and a cooler of beer, "Fred" fired up the grill while "Ethel" and I (honest, they look a little like the Ricardos' neighbors) set up folding tables on each side of our low fence.
The drinks did it. As we got "less inhibited" our conversation got surprisingly bawdy. It surprised me anyway. When Fred went back in the house Ethel lamented what gravity had done to her tits and made reference to mine. So I flashed her! "You wanna see?" I said and yanked my my top. Fred walked back out about then and gave a wolf-whistle, and Ethel reached across and gave em a squeeze!
So more bawdy jokes, some dares, another pitcher of margaritas and we spent the rest of the weekend having naked fun! They're fabulous!! Ethel said she hadn't been with a woman since college. Fred needed some viagra, but he took care of both of us! Never in a million years would I have thought of hooking up with them, but what fun!
Anybody else?