Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

One of the reason's why Dr Liz's Psycho-Sexual Therapy Clinic was deemed an "essential business" (after I "had drinks" with the governor after hours in his office) is because of the risk of self-diagnosing at home during this pandemic.

That's why our new commercial is going to remind viewers to always focus on safety first.

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Female Voice-over Narrator: "Gosh you're right, honey. It does seem a lot more swollen than usual.
Maybe we better get you to Doctor Liz so that she or one of her talented staff can examine you
and tell us what to do about it because it's so big I'm scared it's going to burst!"

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Female Voice-over Narrator: "Gosh you're right, honey. It does seem a lot more swollen than usual.
Maybe we better get you to Doctor Liz so that she or one of her talented staff can examine you
and tell us what to do about it because it's so big I'm scared it's going to burst!"

And think of the customer testimonials you'll have!

 

[JerseyJade]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/8b44c3b724cca1578412d9967249d8b9/tumblr_nvjoj8dQXy1revz5to1_640.gifv

Female Voice-over Narrator: "Gosh you're right, honey. It does seem a lot more swollen than usual.
Maybe we better get you to Doctor Liz so that she or one of her talented staff can examine you
and tell us what to do about it because it's so big I'm scared it's going to burst!"

Step back, girls! I got this one!

 

[Booboobear84]

And think of the customer testimonials you'll have!

Only from ones with strong hearts

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Only from ones with strong hearts

"That anti inflammatory Jersey Jade? She's a miricle worker!"

 

[LizVegas79]

Step back, girls! I got this one!

Careful JJ!

According to the admittance record his wife said she thinks it's about to burst!

You better wear a pair of cute safety goggles for this one!

 

[JerseyJade]

Careful JJ!

According to the admittance record his wife said she thinks it's about to burst!

You better wear a pair of cute safety goggles for this one!

Not to worry, Liz. I've dealt with bursters before, so I know what to expect. I just need to find my tic tacs.

 

[LizVegas79]

Not to worry, Liz. I've dealt with bursters before, so I know what to expect. I just need to find my tic tacs.

It looks REALLY swollen on the security camera. If you need an extra hand let me know
(I've got one free but the other one is ... umm, nevermind ... it's just busy at the moment )

 

[JerseyJade]

It looks REALLY swollen on the security camera. If you need an extra hand let me know
(I've got one free but the other one is ... umm, nevermind ... it's just busy at the moment )

Well that didn't take long. He's all better now.

Oh wait.... What? Wow! Never mind.

Hmmm, this might take longer than what I expected it would.

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Dr. Liz et al,

This year has sucked balls. I hit a milestone birthday, and couldn't celebrate. Everything is on lockdown. I'm tired of being "essential". I'm tired of the fear. I'm just....tired.

Sorry. I just had to vent.

I'm gonna go lay down in the waiting room now

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz et al,

This year has sucked balls. I hit a milestone birthday, and couldn't celebrate. Everything is on lockdown. I'm tired of being "essential". I'm tired of the fear. I'm just....tired.

Sorry. I just had to vent.

I'm gonna go lay down in the waiting room now

Dear Tired,

I'm so sorry to hear that. I completely understand though. These are very difficult times for all of us, but especially people like you that are out there working for the rest of us.

I'm going to send one of my new girls out to the waiting room to see if you'd like a complimentary drink or a little company as my special gift to you.

https://fapdungeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/6.563156971.gif

Please don't make fun of her for singing "Happy Birthday happy time for you" or "on you" instead of "to you" though. Her English isn't that great yet but she's a great listener and I promise she's very intuitive about what it takes to make sad people feel a lot (A LOT!!) more happy.

Trust me. I'm totally relaxed and it's all because of her.

- Doctor "You're Welcome" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Well that didn't take long. He's all better now.

Oh wait.... What? Wow! Never mind.

Hmmm, this might take longer than what I expected it would.

Oh you've got to watch those re-bounders sometimes! They go down a little and then BOING!!! Hello! It's Back Again!

I know you'll do your best JJ

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Tired,

I'm so sorry to hear that. I completely understand though. These are very difficult times for all of us, but especially people like you that are out there working for the rest of us.

I'm going to send one of my new girls out to the waiting room to see if you'd like a complimentary drink or a little company as my special gift to you.

https://fapdungeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/6.563156971.gif

Please don't make fun of her for singing "Happy Birthday happy time for you" or "on you" instead of "to you" though. Her English isn't that great yet but she's a great listener and I promise she's very intuitive about what it takes to make sad people feel a lot (A LOT!!) more happy.

Trust me. I'm totally relaxed and it's all because of her.

- Doctor "You're Welcome" Liz

Thank you. Maybe when this is all over, I can come to your lovely city and thank you in person

 

[BrainTeez]

While you're waiting for Nova to get back to you, would you like to see what the new girl can do with her tongue?

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Is the new girl related to Gene Simmons? I haven't seen a tongue that long since I spent some time with my nephew's Golden Retriever.

I wouldn't mind getting a tongue lashing from her! Or, maybe a tonsillectomy if Doctor Liz concurs.

Brain "Can I Tickle the Back of her Throat" Teez

 

[BrainTeez]

Maybe so, but in case you haven't noticed....

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ByQJwp3pMWg/hqdefault.jpg

This is what Liz is driving around these days...

http://www.myfinancialjourney.com/images/car001.jpg

and I'm still driving this thing.

Dear JJ,

You can't drive a Ferrari in NJ. As shown in your pic (the snow), the road salt would eat through that Italian steel in no time. Keep driving a sensible car, and, when you move to a warmer clime I'll help you get a Porsche 918. It would look so good on you! Porsche, there is no substitute.

Brain "Don't call a Porsche Teutonic" Teez

P.S. Ferrari was bested by Carroll Shelby

P.P.S. Lizzie, I know that Ferrari looks damn good on you

 

[BrainTeez]

Yes, please. I need a refresher course in "blow him 'til he 'bout passes out."

Dear Nova,

Benjamin Franklin said, "Be humble like Jesus and Socrates." So, I commend you on your humility.

However, all of us who know you know that you do not need a refresher course! As we say down here in the South, you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Brain "Nova knows All the Tricks" Teez

 

[JerseyJade]

Dear Nova,

Benjamin Franklin said, "Be humble like Jesus and Socrates." So, I commend you on your humility.

However, all of us who know you know that you do not need a refresher course! As we say down here in the South, you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Brain "Nova knows All the Tricks" Teez

This is so true. Nova didn't get to be the goddess of SugarDaddy.com just from her pretty face and gorgeous body... all though she does look pretty amazing on that big billboard across the street from the clinic.

 

[LizVegas79]

This is so true. Nova didn't get to be the goddess of SugarDaddy.com just from her pretty face and gorgeous body... all though she does look pretty amazing on that big billboard across the street from the clinic.

I didn't even have to pay the sign guys to put that billboard up. They actually all bid against themselves to do it and even after the printing costs I ... almost covered my printing costs

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6f/7f/4a/6f7f4a8bbf7aa53373e9e1914d2253fc.jpg

 

[LizVegas79]

I'm doing some field research with my bestie in northern Cali
today but I expect we'll get picked up any minute by a cute
trucker who will have us back in Vegas by noon tomorrow!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6e/fc/9b/6efc9bdf4e9f4763376560073e1c1c9d.jpg

(I even moved my wedding ring to another finger to improve our chances of getting picked up )

 

[dontneedone]

What happens if we don't have a question but just a five-star review about how this thread can......relieve us every time we read it?

 

[dontneedone]

Wait. I suppose that's still a question.

 

[LizVegas79]

Wait. I suppose that's still a question.

I suppose it is, but I'm going to assume it was mostly rhetorical

Thanks for the 5-star review though!!

 

[DeckardNYC]

I'm doing some field research with my bestie in northern Cali
today but I expect we'll get picked up any minute by a cute
trucker who will have us back in Vegas by noon tomorrow!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6e/fc/9b/6efc9bdf4e9f4763376560073e1c1c9d.jpg

(I even moved my wedding ring to another finger to improve our chances of getting picked up )

Liz, is that you with the V front style jeans facing the camera? God I love that. Sometimes I'll even watch the HATED Dallas Cowboys just because their cheerleaders have that V in their shorts (or are they wearing thongs? Who cares). Anyway, I may have to subscribe to this thread...

 

[clistenovena]

Is the new girl related to Gene Simmons?

That was my first thought! He was doing an interview once and, of course, he was asked how long his tongue was. His reply was epic. "Long enough to make me your new best friend." That girl could say the same.

Dear Nova,

Benjamin Franklin said, "Be humble like Jesus and Socrates." So, I commend you on your humility.

Me, Jesus, and Socrates together in a grouping of words. That's a first (and very most likely an only).

However, all of us who know you know that you do not need a refresher course! As we say down here in the South, you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Well now, I don't know about all that...
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Okay. I do.

 

[clistenovena]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6f/7f/4a/6f7f4a8bbf7aa53373e9e1914d2253fc.jpg

You'll cover the cost of everything from now until forever wearing those shoes.