True or False

[muddler35]

True...TNP had a nightmare last night.

False

TNP is absolutely convinced that there people whose sole purpose in life is walking in front of him/her at the grocery store very slowly. Ugh

 

[KinkyLaughs]

False

TNP is absolutely convinced that there people whose sole purpose in life is walking in front of him/her at the grocery store very slowly. Ugh

False. Haha. TNP feels old more often lately.

 

[Corbal]

False

TNP is absolutely convinced that there people whose sole purpose in life is walking in front of him/her at the grocery store very slowly. Ugh

Yes! So many yes! It drives me bananas.

TNP makes grilled cheese on an cast-iron skillet because...who the fuck doesn’t?

 

[muddler35]

Yes! So many yes! It drives me bananas.

TNP makes grilled cheese on an cast-iron skillet because...who the fuck doesn’t?

True

TNP read Corbal's post and now has that Gwen Steffani song stuck in their head. Dammit!

 

[cyberking001]

True

TNP read Corbal's post and now has that Gwen Steffani song stuck in their head.
Dammit!

Sorry .. I read Corbals's post, and I don't even know who
Gwen Stefani is, much less what song I should be hearing.
Someone please enlighten me.

Speaking of enlightenment ...

TNP is a deeply religious person and never misses a day of
church, synagogue, mosque ... or wherever you go.

 

[chame1eon]

Sorry .. I read Corbals's post, and I don't even know who
Gwen Stefani is, much less what song I should be hearing.
Someone please enlighten me.

Speaking of enlightenment ...

TNP is a deeply religious person and never misses a day of
church, synagogue, mosque ... or wherever you go.

No idea who that is either.

Not at all. False.

TNP hasn't been to church since they were living with their parents.

 

[holdingmyown11]

No idea who that is either.

Not at all. False.

TNP hasn't been to church since they were living with their parents.

False but not wildly

TNP makes their bed every day, even during this pandemic

 

[haventdonethat]

False but not wildly

TNP makes their bed every day, even during this pandemic

Absolutely! Taught sheets, precise military corners.

TNP knows what a "military corner" is on a bed.

 

[chame1eon]

Absolutely! Taught sheets, precise military corners.

TNP knows what a "military corner" is on a bed.

Nope and I dont really care actually.

TNP is waiting longer and longer to change out of pajama pants.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Nope and I dont really care actually.

TNP is waiting longer and longer to change out of pajama pants.

True

TNP has evolved beyond the need for pants

 

[chame1eon]

True

TNP has evolved beyond the need for pants

Still too cold for no pants, but I wear dresses all summer if that counts.

TNP prefers causual dress.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Still too cold for no pants, but I wear dresses all summer if that counts.

TNP prefers causual dress.

1 million percent

TNP goes all out if they can’t dress casual

 

[chame1eon]

1 million percent

TNP goes all out if they can’t dress casual

False. I just try to get away with as much as I can.

TNP loves their current job.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

False. I just try to get away with as much as I can.

TNP loves their current job.

False. TNP eats Doritos.

 

[fakingadulthood]

False. I just try to get away with as much as I can.

TNP loves their current job.

I did until the quarantine. Now I’m just going through the motions

TNP would be turned on af if they found out a coworker knew about everything they’d ever done on lit

 

[chame1eon]

1 million percent

TNP goes all out if they can’t dress casual

I did until the quarantine. Now I’m just going through the motions

TNP would be turned on af if they found out a coworker knew about everything they’d ever done on lit

Depends on who it is. Probably. Lol.

Tnp has someone at work that already knows.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Depends on who it is. Probably. Lol.

Tnp has someone at work that already knows.

False or I’d be legitimately shocked. Anyone who’s gone drinking with me after a trade show or dinner meeting probably wouldn’t be surprised though.

TNP knows a dirty secret about at least one coworker

 

[chame1eon]

False or I’d be legitimately shocked. Anyone who’s gone drinking with me after a trade show or dinner meeting probably wouldn’t be surprised though.

TNP knows a dirty secret about at least one coworker

True.

Tnp does too.

 

[fakingadulthood]

True.

Tnp does too.

I knew a dark secret about one at my last company but no current coworkers

TNP sometimes tries to get caught being naughty at work

 

[chame1eon]

I knew a dark secret about one at my last company but no current coworkers

TNP sometimes tries to get caught being naughty at work

Not exactly, but I'm not that worried either.

TNP knows what noop is.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I knew a dark secret about one at my last company but no current coworkers

TNP sometimes tries to get caught being naughty at work

False

TNP has gotten paid money to strip for someone.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Not exactly, but I'm not that worried either.

TNP knows what noop is.

Nope

TNP is a snob about diction

 

[chame1eon]

False

TNP has gotten paid money to strip for someone.

True. Air dances and not in private only though.

TNP would like to get paid to hang out in a titty bar all night.

 

[LizVegas79]

True. Air dances and not in private only though.

TNP would like to get paid to hang out in a titty bar all night.

True (although to be honest it wouldn't be the first time)

TNP wishes there were strip karioke clubs in their area, where instead of singing, people can get up on stage and strip to their favorite songs.

 

[chame1eon]

True (although to be honest it wouldn't be the first time)

TNP wishes there were strip karioke clubs in their area, where instead of singing, people can get up on stage and strip to their favorite songs.

That's an awesome idea.

TNP has worn something risque to a work related gathering.