The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI : Don't Be a Fuckhead

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Every once in awhile I have a brilliant idea. This is one of those times. I am rather pleased.
 
I made one mistake and it fucked me in the ass. Everyone else makes, not just mistakes, but mostly shitty plays and they get rewarded. I'm pretty sure one guy literally sucks the poker god's dick DAILY.
 
Strawberries, lemon pound cake, whipped cream... I'm soooo happy tonight :D
 
Last night I picked up food. It was all masked and socially distanced. Got home, tossed the evil plastic, micro-ed it until it was almost warm again, and dug in.

It was okay. I was looking forward to the meal.

Sorry, Hombres. Mi cocina es mejor.
 
Pete needs a toyboy. They cook every night.

Last night, i got home from work, walked straight into the dining room and was presented with my meal.

And you don't even have to suck cock :)
 
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