Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[kdunn762012]

You can post all of the percentages that you want on whatever topic you like if you preface it with a picture of your amazing ass.

Not that you need my permission or anything......

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so in other news, do you know that in a number of corrections institutions now use a system called smartjailmail. they are email kiosks that inmates pay 50cents a message to use, that sends to people you have signed up, screens and filters automatically to alert to images, keywords etc. Smart design actually and revenue generating for the institution.

Now how did I find out about this...by getting an automated request triggered by a friend sending the request from jail. So now, of course first thing I do is pull records, so I know what to expect. I have loosely mentioned this friend before but more his soon to be ex wife and his kid. He is Wolfensteinramadamadingdongs dad. Also, side note, the kid changed their name again. Still weird but only 3 syllables this time. hoping this one sticks. he doesn't actually live with them anymore, she was one of those women I mentioned who was counting down the years, and she had good enough reasons. Truth, if we have to pick, we pick her and the kid. We have all been friends for over 20 years, he was the first friend, but he just never really got his shit together, ya know. young and crazy is one thing, once you are no longer young though, yeah, we pick her.

So anyway, when she kicked him out, he moved in with a group of college kids. So yes, jail text. Pull court records, and I find a week ago, he drove through someone's yard, trashing a fence, utility box, and his van. Fled. Got stopped not all that much later, and blew a .35. So he is in jail and charges are careless driving, leaving the scene of an accident, dui with property damage, and dui with a minor in the vehicle (I can only assume one of the college kids must be 17). Bail is $5000. ok, yeah lets see what he has to say. he best not be asking for bail. I don't trust him enough for that kind of cash. besides the last 3 friends I lent money too died before paying it back. I think asking me for money is bad luck at this point.

ok, so I sign up and add him to my list, and send him the automated request. I still am not sure what he wants. He messaged saying he got stopped at a checkpoint after a couple of shots, then while he was in jail, the kids stole his van, and crashed it, and stole other stuff. And that he will be getting out on Tuesday but feel free to message as he isn't going anywhere now. So he is lying, as I read the report and know how the damage to the vehicle occurred, and the man drinks like a fish, a couple of shots wouldn't put him at a .35, I'd guess more like 20/25 shots. And still hasn't stated what he wants. Truth, not sure if he will actually get out on Tuesday. He will be arraigned Tuesday according to court records but I know wifey isn't bailing him out. I don't see them lowering bail at the arraignment. Well, unless maybe he has a plea deal in place that will be handled at the arraignment, but he has plead to 2 felonies back in the day for reduced jail time, I just don't see a no jail plea happening here.

Either way, that still leaves what is he going to ask for. fingers crossed he is just bored looking for a life line, but I suspect he is going to ask to stay here, as I bet somehow the college kids parents issued an ultimatum. Now, historically my door has always been open, over the years, at least 14 down on their luck friends have stayed with me, but I ended that 7 years ago. When I found out I was pregnant, told the freeloader of the time he had go. Not that their aren't many friends I would let stay with me, but they are my friends that have their shit together, and since they have their shit together, the don't ask or need. His wife and kid, in a heartbeat, no questions asked. I just don't trust this dude to not fuck up my life somehow. I'd have no problem taking the risk when it was just hubby and I, but I am not taking that kind of risk at this point in my life. fingers crossed he is only needing a life line and entertainment. I might even be willing to loan him a few hundred, that would be ideal, as he'd avoid me until he could pay it back lol.

And yeah, that is the drama of my day and how I learned about what appears to be a very solid inmate messaging system.

 

[lucelover]

It could just be the law of small numbers. You live in a small county. Anyways never really post much, just a gawker. Keep up the pics, gifs, and rants!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I am very very close behind you all the way. Showing support hehe

lol. thanks

These numbers could be swayed more towards women due to them having most of the healthcare (whether professional or familiar) jobs.

I could see that. the largest employers of females here is office/clerical in like doctors' and dentists' offices. Except though most positives are in the 65 and up range here. so women are closer to women caregivers, maybe. hell it could be one or two women who check on the elderly and have closer contact with women maybe. idk

You can post all of the percentages that you want on whatever topic you like if you preface it with a picture of your amazing ass.

Not that you need my permission or anything......

I promise all numbers will include indecency.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It could just be the law of small numbers. You live in a small county. Anyways never really post much, just a gawker. Keep up the pics, gifs, and rants!

lurkers are always welcome to venture out of lurkdom. thanks

indeed it could be. maybe the women have ties that aren't obvious. Maybe it is like the hair salon. We still have a hair place operating one customer at a time, well I am sure not much longer as I am sure they have been reported 18 ways from sunday as word spread they will stop "cleaning" the salon and let you in if you knock.

 

[RjThoughts]

Oh I forgot:

Nice tits and ass!!!

 

[CanadianM]

Be careful with the guy in jail.. Just saying!!

 

[clark_kent]

Nobody can accuse you of leading a boring life, that’s for sure. Let’s see, last time I got a call or email from a friend in jail was never. Just be careful. While I’m sure you can take care of yourself, sounds like not a lot of good can come from this (other than you providing an interesting glimpse into your life).

 

[draconus_infernus]

thank you.

yeah they are showing more women get tested than men like 56/44, but less women test positive than men, and overall positive results are like 52/48 in favor of women. Women getting tested more without having it does not surprise me. women are more likely to have health anxiety and be seeking out testing facilities without having many indications. and it looks like men account for more hospitalizations here too a a 54%/46%. my area is still a stark contrast comparatively.



indeed, very true, but still most are seeing rates between 50/50 to 60/40, much less striking like 85/15. Drive 20 miles in most any direction and they are between 50/50 and 60/40 like everyone else.

I am sure there is a simple reason, initially I assumed men simply weren't getting tested and just "manning up", seemed the obvious, but that seems to be false. Well, again some variation but not like that. probably the combination of lower testing and dirty jobs. They are always showering as soon as they get home, they probably washing their hands more often using harsh manly hand soap, and have long had the habit of not touching their face. I just saw it and thought it was interesting as it stuck out like a sore thumb on the state status.



thank you

and yes, lots of initial misconceptions, followed by testing and collection flaws that will make studying for future use harder, but I still think there will be a lot of useful data as well.


thank you. and lol. um sorry. I could go back to breast volume or cum calculations lol.


well thank you

Speaking from experience, getting a test is very difficult. I’ve had some flu-like symptoms for over a week and have been self quarantined for as long, but because I don’t have a fever, I can’t get a test.

 

[SinIt2Win]

Lovesense toys for the win

Get a COVID test really comes down to where you are. I contacted my PCP and got one the same day in GA, while a friend with similar symptoms (altered sense of taste, respiratory distress, fatigue, constant migraine, body aches, sore throat) in MA was unable to get one without being admitted to a hospital. Unfortunately that’s the biggest issue is testing. The reality is unless you need to be on a ventilator you don’t want to be in a hospital right now.

More women are testing positive but men are exhibiting more serious symptoms.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Lovesense toys for the win

Get a COVID test really comes down to where you are. I contacted my PCP and got one the same day in GA, while a friend with similar symptoms (altered sense of taste, respiratory distress, fatigue, constant migraine, body aches, sore throat) in MA was unable to get one without being admitted to a hospital. Unfortunately that’s the biggest issue is testing. The reality is unless you need to be on a ventilator you don’t want to be in a hospital right now.

More women are testing positive but men are exhibiting more serious symptoms.

Three people in my household have had symptoms, but only one of us got tested. Fortunately, he tested negative. However, both he and I were exposed at our jobs, and we have to physically be there since we are “essential.”

 

[scotluvsoral]

Well happy Saturday.

um here are my tits
http://i.imgur.com/EikIvTGm.jpg

there is my ass
http://i.imgur.com/32KzNcUm.jpg

so, yeah yet another pandemic thought. I know I know, sick of hearing about it, but give me a minute, my covid thought processes are probably not the typical statements that you are being bombarded with. Hello, my last one was how hookers find camming much harder.


so my county has an abnormality with pondering.

ok, the age range of our positive cases is 8 - 107. no the 107 isn't a typo. we have a couple cases in those over 100. They are doing ok, I guess. I mean I don't give them great odds of surviving the day, but I didn't give them great odds of surviving the day for the past 30 years. they have all been positive for over a week. one might be classified as recovered by now. we have had two deaths, both elderly women.

average age of infection is 74.

gender breakdown 84% female 16% male. yeah, that is odd. I think nationwide the breakdown is 52% women 48% men, and florida is running 50/50. hum, why the lower number of men in my county?

could it be that women have a lower personal space requirement then men in general. Maybe that explains the national, but that doesn't really explain that variance.

do we have a gender disparity in general? well, actually, we do. 56% men and 44% women. We have more men living here yet way less men testing positive.

life expectancy in my area averages 74 for men and 79 for women, which is 2 years less than the national average. That is due to a higher rate of obesity, nicotine, alcohol, lower seat belt usage, and less medical care. Are the men just not living long enough to have age related immune system weakening. Well nationwide, cases in those over 74 only account for 15%. 82% are adults below 74 and the 20 to 44 is the highest bracket.

could it be we simply aren't testing men. Maybe, they don't release the demographics on tests by gender by county. As a whole, historically, we aren't doctor people. maybe the men are even worse about that. it would not surprise me. However, according to the health department, 75% of adult men in my county saw a doctor in the past year, a huge jump from a decade ago and not much below the rate of women, which also jumped a lot in the past decade. Maybe we are doctor people now. Plus, they say covid symptoms hit men harder so wouldn't there be more women not getting testing because they are more likely to be less sick.

so yeah, wtf? why such a disparity. What do our men do or not do that isn't mirrored by our women or most of america?

um, well 28% of our adults use chewing tobacco and less than .1 percent of women here, so more than half of our men are walking around with tobacco in their mouths most of the time. oh and beer. 25% are heavy drinkers.

hum what else? low amount of professional men. most men are blue collar. A lot in mechanical and electrical trades, construction, natural resource mining, manufacturing, lawn etc. In theory, maybe the harshness of the conditions causes them to wear masks, but in reality, almost never. Maybe given their hands are usually dirty, they have developed a habit of not touching their faces. That I could totally believe, except how do they get the tobacco in their mouths?

Yeah, this is what I am pondering today. why do women in my county reflect state trends and percentages but men are not. This trend is also reflected in another nearby rural counties though not as severe, like a 35/65 gender breakdown for those. I don't know, I think it is interesting.

so in other news, do you know that in a number of corrections institutions now use a system called smartjailmail. they are email kiosks that inmates pay 50cents a message to use, that sends to people you have signed up, screens and filters automatically to alert to images, keywords etc. Smart design actually and revenue generating for the institution.

Now how did I find out about this...by getting an automated request triggered by a friend sending the request from jail. So now, of course first thing I do is pull records, so I know what to expect. I have loosely mentioned this friend before but more his soon to be ex wife and his kid. He is Wolfensteinramadamadingdongs dad. Also, side note, the kid changed their name again. Still weird but only 3 syllables this time. hoping this one sticks. he doesn't actually live with them anymore, she was one of those women I mentioned who was counting down the years, and she had good enough reasons. Truth, if we have to pick, we pick her and the kid. We have all been friends for over 20 years, he was the first friend, but he just never really got his shit together, ya know. young and crazy is one thing, once you are no longer young though, yeah, we pick her.

So anyway, when she kicked him out, he moved in with a group of college kids. So yes, jail text. Pull court records, and I find a week ago, he drove through someone's yard, trashing a fence, utility box, and his van. Fled. Got stopped not all that much later, and blew a .35. So he is in jail and charges are careless driving, leaving the scene of an accident, dui with property damage, and dui with a minor in the vehicle (I can only assume one of the college kids must be 17). Bail is $5000. ok, yeah lets see what he has to say. he best not be asking for bail. I don't trust him enough for that kind of cash. besides the last 3 friends I lent money too died before paying it back. I think asking me for money is bad luck at this point.

ok, so I sign up and add him to my list, and send him the automated request. I still am not sure what he wants. He messaged saying he got stopped at a checkpoint after a couple of shots, then while he was in jail, the kids stole his van, and crashed it, and stole other stuff. And that he will be getting out on Tuesday but feel free to message as he isn't going anywhere now. So he is lying, as I read the report and know how the damage to the vehicle occurred, and the man drinks like a fish, a couple of shots wouldn't put him at a .35, I'd guess more like 20/25 shots. And still hasn't stated what he wants. Truth, not sure if he will actually get out on Tuesday. He will be arraigned Tuesday according to court records but I know wifey isn't bailing him out. I don't see them lowering bail at the arraignment. Well, unless maybe he has a plea deal in place that will be handled at the arraignment, but he has plead to 2 felonies back in the day for reduced jail time, I just don't see a no jail plea happening here.

Either way, that still leaves what is he going to ask for. fingers crossed he is just bored looking for a life line, but I suspect he is going to ask to stay here, as I bet somehow the college kids parents issued an ultimatum. Now, historically my door has always been open, over the years, at least 14 down on their luck friends have stayed with me, but I ended that 7 years ago. When I found out I was pregnant, told the freeloader of the time he had go. Not that their aren't many friends I would let stay with me, but they are my friends that have their shit together, and since they have their shit together, the don't ask or need. His wife and kid, in a heartbeat, no questions asked. I just don't trust this dude to not fuck up my life somehow. I'd have no problem taking the risk when it was just hubby and I, but I am not taking that kind of risk at this point in my life. fingers crossed he is only needing a life line and entertainment. I might even be willing to loan him a few hundred, that would be ideal, as he'd avoid me until he could pay it back lol.

And yeah, that is the drama of my day and how I learned about what appears to be a very solid inmate messaging system.

It is hard not to appreciate just how sexy you are...like the pictures as always and the ramble. That is an odd disparity, ratio wise. As to the incarcerated drunk driver...$200 bucks might be a good investment in avoiding contact *LOL* Just saying!

 

[ohverbatum7]

and then there is the type who baked a cake, sat down on the couch with a bottle of wine, and ate the whole cake with their hands.

Can you introduce me to this type of woman, not that I find her habits attractive , but I'm pretty desperate, seeing you are a bit above my class.

 

[Rt127]

Well happy Thursday. So thong like panty pictures are the traditional thursday offering. However, I know there was some desire to see a booty video on monday, or any video on Wednesday. so I will give you some silly thong gifs. enjoy my oh so sexy yoga pants and oversized peasant blouse

http://i.imgur.com/m7lvb3N.gif http://i.imgur.com/fDqvXZ0.gif
http://i.imgur.com/wJ4ATlW.gif http://i.imgur.com/PTqVG7C.gif

in other news, I have been having a grand old time with a new lovense toy. It is actually my first app controlled toy. It is a bluetooth wearable that you can program patterns to run on a loop, use an app to share control, create an anonymous url so someone can go to a plain jane website to control it, and they even have software to integrate it into cam model sites so people paying with tokens or tips or whatever can turn it on and make it do things. almost makes me want to join a cam site just because I so want to play with that software haha. but yes, it is great fun. And in case you were in doubt that there may not be a reddit for everything, there is indeed a reddit where people just post the control url so random people can just go and control toys. Yup, There is a reddit for everything and no I am not on that reddit, well except for knowing it exists.

Anyway, I might have to try more items from their line (I am cheap hence not playing with some of the other common app based ones) Of course, I also bought a new toy last night, not an app based, actually not a vibrator at all, also rather different from what I own, so, yeah, I should like wait a week or something. Stretch out the new thing so I have another reason to be excited for another package I do like new things.

I have to travel off site for work tomorrow, fun fun. Starbucks closed, didn't they? Whenever I visit this location, I always like to grab starbucks (it is next door), that is annoying. Well, I guess it is shrimp tacos from Hooters instead.

And yeah that about sums up the excitement in my life. Happy thursday.

mmm I just wanna press my face all up in there!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh I forgot:

Nice tits and ass!!!

lol. thanks

Be careful with the guy in jail.. Just saying!!

haha. no worries, he is harmless, just an average hot mess.

Nobody can accuse you of leading a boring life, that’s for sure. Let’s see, last time I got a call or email from a friend in jail was never. Just be careful. While I’m sure you can take care of yourself, sounds like not a lot of good can come from this (other than you providing an interesting glimpse into your life).

lol. right. Actually, It has been a long time since getting a call from jail. Even hubby wouldn't call me haha.

Speaking from experience, getting a test is very difficult. I’ve had some flu-like symptoms for over a week and have been self quarantined for as long, but because I don’t have a fever, I can’t get a test.

that is pretty much what I hear.

Lovesense toys for the win

Get a COVID test really comes down to where you are. I contacted my PCP and got one the same day in GA, while a friend with similar symptoms (altered sense of taste, respiratory distress, fatigue, constant migraine, body aches, sore throat) in MA was unable to get one without being admitted to a hospital. Unfortunately that’s the biggest issue is testing. The reality is unless you need to be on a ventilator you don’t want to be in a hospital right now.

More women are testing positive but men are exhibiting more serious symptoms.

yeah, probably. location, age, and symptoms. anyone over 65 can get a test here, but younger requires symptoms.

Three people in my household have had symptoms, but only one of us got tested. Fortunately, he tested negative. However, both he and I were exposed at our jobs, and we have to physically be there since we are “essential.”

on the plus side, at least essential people are still employed. I am very happy to be employed.

It is hard not to appreciate just how sexy you are...like the pictures as always and the ramble. That is an odd disparity, ratio wise. As to the incarcerated drunk driver...$200 bucks might be a good investment in avoiding contact *LOL* Just saying!

well thank you. and they have added more women to the count since, so it has gotten even more odd. And lol.

and then there is the type who baked a cake, sat down on the couch with a bottle of wine, and ate the whole cake with their hands.

Can you introduce me to this type of woman, not that I find her habits attractive , but I'm pretty desperate, seeing you are a bit above my class.

um, yeah, that was me. though it was a small cake. instead of one large cake, I made 4 two layer cakes.

mmm I just wanna press my face all up in there!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

well happy the fuck ever.

I have been slacking, but yeah, boobs

http://i.imgur.com/vnKcOSC.gif

and the movie if you prefer
https://www.***********/s/jev6goxfhmvtu7l/V_20200415_2134112.mp4?dl=0

 

[RjThoughts]

well happy the fuck ever.

I have been slacking, but yeah, boobs

Slacker!!

Smack me with them!! Been one well of a nerd day!!

 

[Shyguy1369]

well happy the fuck ever.

I have been slacking, but yeah, boobs

http://i.imgur.com/vnKcOSC.gif

and the movie if you prefer
https://www.***********/s/jev6goxfhmvtu7l/V_20200415_2134112.mp4?dl=0

Always a pleasure to see your boobs

I have been slacking too... but part of that is because I stopped receiving notifcations when a new post is made. Not sure why, I have changed no settings. Now it takes longer to catch up lol

Thank you as always Justa, love coming online to see your desirable body and read your rambles

 

[CanadianM]

well happy the fuck ever.

I have been slacking, but yeah, boobs

http://i.imgur.com/vnKcOSC.gif

and the movie if you prefer
https://www.***********/s/jev6goxfhmvtu7l/V_20200415_2134112.mp4?dl=0

Nice to see you posting, was worried about you... and love that sway.. gets me thinking very naughty thoughts....

 

[clark_kent]

I missed those boobs! I always love this movie.
Is there a soundtrack? https://youtu.be/kvcpOY91eWs

Hope you’ve had a great week!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

well happy the fuck ever.

I have been slacking, but yeah, boobs


and the movie if you prefer
https://www.***********/s/jev6goxfhmvtu7l/V_20200415_2134112.mp4?dl=0

As a very smart woman once said, boobs make everything better. She's right. Thanks.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Slacker!!

Smack me with them!! Been one well of a nerd day!!

hahaha.

Always a pleasure to see your boobs

I have been slacking too... but part of that is because I stopped receiving notifcations when a new post is made. Not sure why, I have changed no settings. Now it takes longer to catch up lol

Thank you as always Justa, love coming online to see your desirable body and read your rambles

thanks. yeah, I have always lived notificationless, I just check my subscribed threads, which is so out of hand

Nice to see you posting, was worried about you... and love that sway.. gets me thinking very naughty thoughts....

I am always all good. no worries, and thank you

I missed those boobs! I always love this movie.
Is there a soundtrack? https://youtu.be/kvcpOY91eWs

Hope you’ve had a great week!

thanks, and now, there might have to be a soundtrack.

As a very smart woman once said, boobs make everything better. She's right. Thanks.

hahaha. thanks.

 

[Todger65]

well happy the fuck ever.

I have been slacking, but yeah, boobs

http://i.imgur.com/vnKcOSC.gif

and the movie if you prefer
https://www.***********/s/jev6goxfhmvtu7l/V_20200415_2134112.mp4?dl=0

I’ll just lay underneath and let them swing across my mouth and tongue.

 

[heathrowinneo]

Well happy Thursday. So thong like panty pictures are the traditional thursday offering. However, I know there was some desire to see a booty video on monday, or any video on Wednesday. so I will give you some silly thong gifs. enjoy my oh so sexy yoga pants and oversized peasant blouse

http://i.imgur.com/m7lvb3N.gif http://i.imgur.com/fDqvXZ0.gif
http://i.imgur.com/wJ4ATlW.gif http://i.imgur.com/PTqVG7C.gif

in other news, I have been having a grand old time with a new lovense toy. It is actually my first app controlled toy. It is a bluetooth wearable that you can program patterns to run on a loop, use an app to share control, create an anonymous url so someone can go to a plain jane website to control it, and they even have software to integrate it into cam model sites so people paying with tokens or tips or whatever can turn it on and make it do things. almost makes me want to join a cam site just because I so want to play with that software haha. but yes, it is great fun. And in case you were in doubt that there may not be a reddit for everything, there is indeed a reddit where people just post the control url so random people can just go and control toys. Yup, There is a reddit for everything and no I am not on that reddit, well except for knowing it exists.

Anyway, I might have to try more items from their line (I am cheap hence not playing with some of the other common app based ones) Of course, I also bought a new toy last night, not an app based, actually not a vibrator at all, also rather different from what I own, so, yeah, I should like wait a week or something. Stretch out the new thing so I have another reason to be excited for another package I do like new things.

I have to travel off site for work tomorrow, fun fun. Starbucks closed, didn't they? Whenever I visit this location, I always like to grab starbucks (it is next door), that is annoying. Well, I guess it is shrimp tacos from Hooters instead.

And yeah that about sums up the excitement in my life. Happy thursday.

damn, i needed a smoke after watching this set...

 

[quickshadow]

well happy the fuck ever.

I have been slacking, but yeah, boobs

http://i.imgur.com/vnKcOSC.gif

and the movie if you prefer
https://www.***********/s/jev6goxfhmvtu7l/V_20200415_2134112.mp4?dl=0

Too bad I’m not standing behind you causing your boobs to sway like that. they were very mesmerizing though. Hope your workweek ends well and you have a good workend (my new word for weekend since the weeks don’t feel like they end lol.)