~Have you ever . . . But you must have yourself~

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Simple. Ask a "Have you ever" question, but you must have done it to ask it :D

Have you ever had sex on the hood of a car?
 
Yes and it was very pleasing in an erotic way.

HYE seen your BFF naked?

Nope - neither one of them.

HYE walked in unexpectedly and seen your parents having sex - or maybe just naked together?

(Aaaaggghhh! Blot out my eyes!)
 
Nope - neither one of them.

HYE walked in unexpectedly and seen your parents having sex - or maybe just naked together?

(Aaaaggghhh! Blot out my eyes!)

As I scramble to get those images out of my mind, thankfully no.

HYE had your kids walk in in unexpectedly as you were in the act?
 
Yes, a few times.

HYE been caught having sex by your parents?

Oh my god, yes I have, twice. And it was in 9th grade. Oops. (With my wife actually, by my parents, and then a month later, by hers.)

Same question
 
Oh my god, yes I have, twice. And it was in 9th grade. Oops. (With my wife actually, by my parents, and then a month later, by hers.)

Same question

My mom caught me giving head to a guy in my bedroom, but she didn't say anything to me about it until later.

Same question.
 
Have not.

Have you ever had sex in a car in a church parking lot?

During high school yes. In my 30s was dating a guy who lived next door to the church, didnt think about it until the assoiciate pastor said something to me one sunday morning at a staff meeting about my car being in his driveway that morning. Oooppps.

HYE double dated and ended up switching partners before the night was over?
 
During high school yes. In my 30s was dating a guy who lived next door to the church, didnt think about it until the assoiciate pastor said something to me one sunday morning at a staff meeting about my car being in his driveway that morning. Oooppps.

HYE double dated and ended up switching partners before the night was over?

No.

HYE had a former fuck buddy ask (nicely) to come over and use your computer camera to show someone else they were trying to hook up with how talented they are doing oral - using you as the model?
 
Simple. Ask a "Have you ever" question, but you must have done it to ask it :D

Have you ever had sex on the hood of a car?

No, but I have had sex on an open 'tailgate' of a minivan while tailgating before a concert ...

HYE had sex during the day in a park?
 
Simple. Ask a "Have you ever" question, but you must have done it to ask it :D

Have you ever had sex on the hood of a car?

Yes

HYE masturbated for someone?

Yes

HYE walked in unexpectedly and seen your parents having sex - or maybe just naked together?

Nope

HYE had sex during the day in a park?

Yes.

HYE fucked your SO on the pool box in the backyard of a house you were being shown while the realtor was in the front yard on the phone with another client?
 
Yes

HYE masturbated for someone?

Yes

HYE walked in unexpectedly and seen your parents having sex - or maybe just naked together?

Nope

HYE had sex during the day in a park?

Yes.

HYE fucked your SO on the pool box in the backyard of a house you were being shown while the realtor was in the front yard on the phone with another client?


No. Have you ever worn some kind of toy while driving?
 
Phone

Yes, I had phone sex twice yesterday with two different people.

HYE had sexy while your mate watched you?
 
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