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Hope it's not terminal.
I told this joke to a patient who was a mechanic.
They said they’re stealing it.
I told them I already had, so they should too.
Hope you don’t mind.![]()
Sometimes I will see something that makes me wish I had the financial capital and the intelligence of an engineer
But then I will see something that really makes me feel good to be simple and basic.
Sometimes I will see something that makes me wish I had the financial capital and the intelligence of an engineer
But then I will see something that really makes me feel good to be simple and basic.

Sometimes I will see something that makes me wish I had the financial capital and the intelligence of an engineer
But then I will see something that really makes me feel good to be simple and basic.
I'll take simple and basic if it looks like that...although an extreme shower head has its place![]()
I have an ex who is very handy and once built a fairly basic fucking machine out of a washing machine motor. Good times...
But simply and basic is the best. I crave intimacy and it doesn't get much more intimate than a hand around my throat.
Yes.
That’s when big hands are, well, handy...
Definitely prefer the simple and basic.
My thoughts exactly.
I recall saying this once before. The moment sex, or sexual act turns into performance art an element of intimacy is lost.
Of course it's not always the case. Tying up a lover intricately, or prepping them for whatever it is they wish to experience can be and is intimate in it's own right. But once the practice comes to dominate the relationship in such a way that it's a point of identity? I don't know. Something about it seems disruptive and fraudulent.
Don't ask me to elaborate as to why as I've been trying to put my own finger on it as to why I feel this way.
I suspect that the difference many of us felt between the two scenarios was more about the perceived degree of intimacy as opposed to the complexity of the shared act. A partner's touch is, or is at least assumed to be, deeply intimate. Perhaps, had we observed the preparation for the "complex" scenario and witnessed physical touch and other forms of communication between the participants, we would have a different perception of the intimacy. It might then appear to be less performance art (a perfect description on your part), less fraudulent, and more a shared erotic experience of D/s.
That’s the PG.
Kidding. I just prefer the BDSM Cafe. More discerning.
As far as performance, for me, it didn't start out that way. It was all very primal and needy, with body fluids flying all over. There was the control Dom/sub aspect, but none of the show.
Now, a few years down the line, I kind of WANT the performance a bit. The theatrics. Some formality... “this is what we are doing now”... as opposed to rough sex, fucking, or good old vanilla love.
Purpose.
That’s the key word.
“Are” to get fucked?
As, in plural?
I like this reply
The thing is... a solid 99% of porn that's shown online is removed from any sensible context. Yet... it's still sexually stimulating
most of it anyway. For some.
I'm curious to know if there were any hardcore submissive who saw the first clip and were like... "oh fuck yes!" And saw the second clip and were like... "meh..."
I'm also curious to know how many out there were/are like... "Fuck. I'll take whatever I can get right now."
This "hardcore submissive" saw the first and went "oh fuck yes!, then saw the second and went "oh fuck yes!"
But right now I'd settle for cuddles or sitting in his lap.![]()
Sounds like my guy. A fixer.
What if you are not deserving.
Even if you are... I am of the opinion you are not and he should make you wait it out.
Yes.
And it stands when my purpose is to fuck bitches and the purpose of bitches is to get fucked.
“Are” to get fucked?
As, in plural?
“Is” is the correct form of the verb, because the subject is “purpose”, not “bitches”. The phrase “of bitches” is descriptive of the type of purpose it is.
What a BIG BOY!!!
*runs away very, very fast*
Lol...
If he wasn't in lockdown 500km away, I can guarantee I wouldn't have to wait for anything!