Boris to address the nation at 8.30 (plus scotland and wales)

[hobbit.]

what might his important message be?

"Haha ha ha lol - hi, im boris, you dickheads elected me, Im sorry, im a fixation of my hero, winston, sadly not winston churchill but winston churchill. a true great cavalier leader, as i have played fast and lose with your lives in such a cavalier fasion, he was a true cavalier, and he had a strong hatred of parliamentarians, dear dear Winny a man ahead of his time which was (1620 - 1688) unlike winston spencer churchill who knew a nazi when he met one - which thankfully due to the sacrifices of the working class he never did! seig heil! I love Donald - the president not the duck, but i do like a quick duck if any of the ladies are up for it. Chortle chortle!

Anyway - due to my dynamic piss poor leadership many of you oikes went out last weekend, its rained for months, but just because the sun came out and no one told you not to, you went out. you Bastards!! selfish! no morals BASTARDS!! to quote michael gove.

Our queen has self isolated in one of her castles, like most of the elderly. what the fuck have you done? you fucking visited wales AND Scotland.!!

So, this covid chappie, what to do? well you might wan to go out again soon. so, looking at another one of my heroes, i havee, sadly decided, that you have to take full responsibility for a full scale nuclear attack on wales - this will add a cost of £3bm GBP to hte covid remuneration bill, and could result in fifty quids worth of damage to that fourth world cespit cynru. oh hum chortle chortle ~point thumb~ but its YOUR BALLY FAULT!

SCOTLAND - the plan for scotland is we will introduce a ban on the export to scotland of lard, vegetable oil and dripping (beef and pork) to hinder their deep frying industry!

We as a nation will have to deal with this _DO NOT VISIT THESE SHIT HOLES! KEEP EMHLISH MONEY IN ENGLAND!

p.s

avoid cornwall, its full of celt wanna bes.

 

[hobbit.]

boris walk on music - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUJ_zoWB1hw

"Mine is the last voice you will ever hear - dont be alarmed"

 

[sygn]

Hei, I put it here hoping you guys might comment in a bit more detail.



"The United Kingdom announced a package of measures today to respond to the economic challenges of coronavirus, including that it will contribute £150 million to the International Monetary Fund's Catastrophe and Containment Relief Trust (CCRT), which provides debt relief to countries hit by catastrophic events including public health disasters."
https://www.imf.org/en/News/Article...s-catastrophe-relief-fund-with-gbp150-million

First of all,
What does "contribute" mean?(I don't quite know how it works.
Donate UK taxpayers' money to IMF, who will then lend it (with conditions, as they do) to countries in need.
Or does the money come from UK private bankers, who will participate in the lending?

It's of interest to me, because as we all know, IMF have been acused of all sorts (bankrupting Greece, destroying infrastructures) with their conditions of loans.

 

[hobbit.]

fuck you johnson. your inaction has lead to this. prick.

 

[Sean]

That's it, then. Lockdown. At least the roads will be quiet.

 

[hobbit.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxQ_8xMa3u8

 

[hobbit.]

That's it, then. Lockdown. At least the roads will be quiet.

indeed.

what number you got for me? im it,

 

[hobbit.]

masterchef had better not be postponed thanks to that toff twat.

right wing tory government places whole country under house arrest after its own fuck up.

I greg wallace.

 

[hobbit.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=louE6EZN-ns

Is This Art (Remastered Version)

They took me to the battlefield
Saw the mushroom clouds
Said 'I can see the colors
Even when my head is bowed'
And they showed me the destruction
The slaughter a la carte
And isn't nature wonderful
But is this art?
They took me to the hospital
And pulled aside the sheet
Said 'Look at that pulsating.
Just listen to the beat'
And they showed me the incision
Then took away the heart
And isn't nature wonderful
But is this art?
They took me to the scientist,
Who opened up a phial
He said 'This is only chicken pox
And rhino bile'
And they showed me what it did to mice
They said 'This is just the…

 

[stickygirl]

The chemists are still open Hob. Get down there tomorrow and collect your fucking meds ffs

Chemists are called Pharmacies in the rest of the world

 

[hobbit.]

The chemists are still open Hob. Get down there tomorrow and collect your fucking meds ffs

Chemists are called Pharmacies in the rest of the world

Chemists? you seen the fucking queues? this is what herd immunity looks like - bloody good job the science changed.

never trust a tory - especially one that has history for being a self serving lying cunt who got this one badly wrong. Mind you his lot have been asset stripping the NSs for decades and starving it of funds for the last ten years.

Round of applause for Boris and the toffs.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I saw his speech and I think that's the first time I've ever seen him say something on our TV.

A cross between Nick Nolte and Chris Farley

 

[hobbit.]

went to chemist /pharmacy this morning, i'd ordered meds from GP (doctor) on Thursday - seemingly it takes a highly qualified doctor 48 hours to sign his own name. which then becomes 96 hours when factoring weekend.

called doctors yesterday they confirmed that doctor had managed to sign his own name and had sent the prescription to the chemist / pharmacy . rang pharmacy they confirmed they had recieved it- this was at 4.00 (16.0 hrs) yesterday.

called to chemist this morning, queued up for just over an hour with many other people BUT AT A SAFE DISTANCE OF 2000mm. got to the chemists door and only 5 people are allowed in the shop at anyone time, gaffer tape is on the floor at 2000mm intervals with "WAIT HERE" written on it.

got to counter to be told prescription not arrived, informed they confirmed it had arrived at 4.00 yesterday. they then admitted it had arrived. HALLE fucking luja! next problem - can you come back in an hour! response no, why? we have to put the package togther. youve had the thing since yesterday! "we have a zero tolerance policy of abuse to staff"

Really?i have a zero tolerance policy of time wasting dickheads - its a good job your not one but are a responsible chemist who thinks it reasonable for people to queue for an hour to be asked to come back in another hour!

half an hour later i got the medicines.

on leaving i felt obliged to point out that the WAIT HERE warnings were only written in English and so could be construed as racist and not multi cultural.

I get to repeat this next week, unless we are, thanks to shit for brains johnson, confined to our wine cellars.

 

[stickygirl]

went to chemist /pharmacy this morning, i'd ordered meds from GP (doctor) on Thursday - seemingly it takes a highly qualified doctor 48 hours to sign his own name. which then becomes 96 hours when factoring weekend.

~~~~~

I get to repeat this next week, unless we are, thanks to shit for brains johnson, confined to our wine cellars.

How much did all that cost you?

 

[FataMorgana]

went to chemist /pharmacy this morning, i'd ordered meds from GP (doctor) on Thursday - seemingly it takes a highly qualified doctor 48 hours to sign his own name. which then becomes 96 hours when factoring weekend.

called doctors yesterday they confirmed that doctor had managed to sign his own name and had sent the prescription to the chemist / pharmacy . rang pharmacy they confirmed they had recieved it- this was at 4.00 (16.0 hrs) yesterday.

called to chemist this morning, queued up for just over an hour with many other people BUT AT A SAFE DISTANCE OF 2000mm. got to the chemists door and only 5 people are allowed in the shop at anyone time, gaffer tape is on the floor at 2000mm intervals with "WAIT HERE" written on it.

got to counter to be told prescription not arrived, informed they confirmed it had arrived at 4.00 yesterday. they then admitted it had arrived. HALLE fucking luja! next problem - can you come back in an hour! response no, why? we have to put the package togther. youve had the thing since yesterday! "we have a zero tolerance policy of abuse to staff"

Really?i have a zero tolerance policy of time wasting dickheads - its a good job your not one but are a responsible chemist who thinks it reasonable for people to queue for an hour to be asked to come back in another hour!

half an hour later i got the medicines.

on leaving i felt obliged to point out that the WAIT HERE warnings were only written in English and so could be construed as racist and not multi cultural.

I get to repeat this next week, unless we are, thanks to shit for brains johnson, confined to our wine cellars.

Only one allowed in our pharmacy. I had to wait over an hour for my methadone yesterday.

 

[chillywilly2]

Only one allowed in our pharmacy. I had to wait over an hour for my methadone yesterday.

really...Isn't that such a pain

 

[oggbashan]

My wife took my repeat prescription to the chemist today. They were allowing two in at a time although the second one had to wait 15 feet behind the first.

As they let the next two in, the staff member noticed that my wife was just holding a repeat prescription form so took it, otherwise my wife would have had to stand outside for another quarter of an hour.

 

[hobbit.]

How much did all that cost you?

not a lot if one ticks the right box on the back of the 'script - better still when the pharmcy doesnt want contact and offers to do it for you.

 

[hobbit.]

Only one allowed in our pharmacy. I had to wait over an hour for my methadone yesterday.

ours has stopped doing that after the 'incident' have to travel a few hundred yards now.

 

[hobbit.]

My wife took my repeat prescription to the chemist today. They were allowing two in at a time although the second one had to wait 15 feet behind the first.

As they let the next two in, the staff member noticed that my wife was just holding a repeat prescription form so took it, otherwise my wife would have had to stand outside for another quarter of an hour.

ive just had to an errand, getting baby milk, grandson can only have one type (think the exorcist if wanting to change it) his mum spent all afternoon on the bus going from branch to branch - non in store when she got there, store couldnt rreserve it.

I had to go around three branches toninght, just got back, managed to get a tin.

social distancing? load of bollocks if shit for brains had acted sooner.....

 

[Sean]

Dibble were stopping people on the street in Carrickfergus today as I drove through.

 

[hobbit.]

Dibble were stopping people on the street in Carrickfergus today as I drove through.

its the tory dream. a terrified populace and a police and army only to willing to subjugate them.

meanwhile liz fucks off into a castle.

its good thathe magic money tree has grown loads of new coppers though.

 

[stickygirl]

ive just had to an errand, getting baby milk, grandson can only have one type (think the exorcist if wanting to change it) his mum spent all afternoon on the bus going from branch to branch - non in store when she got there, store couldnt rreserve it.

I had to go around three branches toninght, just got back, managed to get a tin.

social distancing? load of bollocks if shit for brains had acted sooner.....

Sorry you had such a mission for basics, but none of these shortages would have occurred if the Daily Mail and Express didn't rumour monger to flog their printed toilet paper. Some of the questions they asked the other day - unbefuckinglievable. Freedom of the press? They don't give a shit - most of their hacks are Oxford educated.

 

[sygn]

Apparently Eastern European gypsy pocketpickers that Brits have been trying to get rid of for years, are now returning to their homes.

My parents had seen it on their social media: boatloads of them descending from planes, to their home countries.


At last one thing COVID did right. (for Bits.)

 

[hobbit.]

Sorry you had such a mission for basics, but none of these shortages would have occurred if the Daily Mail and Express didn't rumour monger to flog their printed toilet paper. Some of the questions they asked the other day - unbefuckinglievable. Freedom of the press? They don't give a shit - most of their hacks are Oxford educated.

The sun is amgonst the worst (no surprise) they had an online version tonight - very briefly - which claimed 1 million cases in UK with a couple of weeks. That would be some escalation - it dissapeared after not many minutes.

the chemist thing was amusing the pisser was the babymilk one. i have a car and disregaurd for the police (which doesnt mean im a reckless criminal) so didnt mind going out for a purpose. but to expect a mother to haul a baby around on public transport is just criminal itself.