Swannie's Random Stuff

[HirokoM]

Fine times we find ourselves in. I'll spare all the other stuff, but a reminder to look after each other and ask the question of R U OK? That's in the real world and here in Lit as well.

After my ranting on about panic buying, I accidentally joined the idiot brigade on a shipment. Without getting into the family details, we have always had an open book policy where any question will get an answer without worrying how it looks for you personally. Part of the open book is also a don't ask going the other way, and we have always had boxes of condoms and a bunch of other things in the bathrooms and topped up. It's not part of my contraceptive methods so rarely have need for one, but having noticed the supply was a bit low in the house I went online to order some more in, figuring to leave the stuff in the supermarkets for those that might need it. Two boxes of assorted and one of ultrathins and this is what turned up. I didn't realise that that the bulk "pro" packs were for 144 in each. Well priced mind you.
So having received enough to keep a small village barriered up for the Spring, I have been copping the comments across the dinner table all weekend about how Mum thinks we are like her, Mum thinks we had better organise a party, how many different combinations would you have to do to go through a 144 box, etc. Cheeky. The bloke's "well we did do a couple of 2 box weekends back when" got me blushing for some reason, and they all piled on.

Shower time photo for a bit of fun. The low angle on the chair outside of the glass rendered most of them to the folder but there were a couple of not too exposed ones. And no, despite a comment, I wasn't pee-ing in that one, just water running down and off my more streamlined bits.

Strategy and report time this afternoon. I was having a bit of a creative block so ended up resorting to throwing the knickers off. It has always been something I have done when mind blocked and sure enough I managed to work my way through it with a bit of fresh air. My brain is in my knickers is perhaps not an insult.

And lastly, a public service announcement. Forms like these are starting to pop up for people to print. It's a good idea for neighbourhoods to organise, or even for people who you don't know yet but potentially might be on their own, especially in highly mobile areas of the world. Look out for your neighbours and hopefully if it is your turn they might look out for you in getting things done. Cook a casserole and double up, the frozen extra portion might be something you can deliver to a neighbour.
Please become aware of those families that will have to isolate completely for a long while because of immunodeficiency and other factors. See if you can't help them out with fresh veges and the odd cooked meal to vary their existence. Mow their lawns, weed their gardens.
Be kind, put this crazy behaviour behind, and FFS, lift.

https://youtu.be/K60HfeBb1DY

It does look like you are peeing in the shower. Don't worry, we all do really.

I love the song! I am going to have to download that from him.

 

[missswannie]

Looking really good in that shower and well condomed up

Too fun and very sexy

Thank you. Yes, but not for me.

It does look like you are peeing in the shower. Don't worry, we all do really.

I love the song! I am going to have to download that from him.

Well yes, love, we all do but in this case I am not. That might be a hard limit in here, let alone timing it. It might be like doing a random breath test with the cops and they say blow for 10 secs but you are just about out after 9.

 

[ohverbatum7]

I can always slip him between the cheeks or thighs if I get sick of the snail trails on my back and hip.

If I could be arsed I could add this to a list of his shortcomings, this would come under poor sense of direction.
Although when you are moved to mention him here, it shows the high regard you have for him.

 

[missswannie]

I can always slip him between the cheeks or thighs if I get sick of the snail trails on my back and hip.

If I could be arsed I could add this to a list of his shortcomings, this would come under poor sense of direction.
Although when you are moved to mention him here, it shows the high regard you have for him.

I don't know M, short cumming is not one of his traits. I have to tell him quickly sometimes. Maybe I am rocking the roomier cadilac model and not the rocket ship any more.

 

[Mscott9004]

“ Sense of direction.... that thing pokes me square on the bum hole every time if unguided. Typical bloke, didn't read the instructions when first unwrapped.”

LOL, you have the best sense of humor Missswannie!. Thank you for making the world a better place with your humor and fabulous pictures.

 

[Rt127]

Fine times we find ourselves in. I'll spare all the other stuff, but a reminder to look after each other and ask the question of R U OK? That's in the real world and here in Lit as well.

After my ranting on about panic buying, I accidentally joined the idiot brigade on a shipment. Without getting into the family details, we have always had an open book policy where any question will get an answer without worrying how it looks for you personally. Part of the open book is also a don't ask going the other way, and we have always had boxes of condoms and a bunch of other things in the bathrooms and topped up. It's not part of my contraceptive methods so rarely have need for one, but having noticed the supply was a bit low in the house I went online to order some more in, figuring to leave the stuff in the supermarkets for those that might need it. Two boxes of assorted and one of ultrathins and this is what turned up. I didn't realise that that the bulk "pro" packs were for 144 in each. Well priced mind you.
So having received enough to keep a small village barriered up for the Spring, I have been copping the comments across the dinner table all weekend about how Mum thinks we are like her, Mum thinks we had better organise a party, how many different combinations would you have to do to go through a 144 box, etc. Cheeky. The bloke's "well we did do a couple of 2 box weekends back when" got me blushing for some reason, and they all piled on.

Shower time photo for a bit of fun. The low angle on the chair outside of the glass rendered most of them to the folder but there were a couple of not too exposed ones. And no, despite a comment, I wasn't pee-ing in that one, just water running down and off my more streamlined bits.

Strategy and report time this afternoon. I was having a bit of a creative block so ended up resorting to throwing the knickers off. It has always been something I have done when mind blocked and sure enough I managed to work my way through it with a bit of fresh air. My brain is in my knickers is perhaps not an insult.

And lastly, a public service announcement. Forms like these are starting to pop up for people to print. It's a good idea for neighbourhoods to organise, or even for people who you don't know yet but potentially might be on their own, especially in highly mobile areas of the world. Look out for your neighbours and hopefully if it is your turn they might look out for you in getting things done. Cook a casserole and double up, the frozen extra portion might be something you can deliver to a neighbour.
Please become aware of those families that will have to isolate completely for a long while because of immunodeficiency and other factors. See if you can't help them out with fresh veges and the odd cooked meal to vary their existence. Mow their lawns, weed their gardens.
Be kind, put this crazy behaviour behind, and FFS, lift.

https://youtu.be/K60HfeBb1DY

mmmm love the panty pic...very mysterious!

 

[ohverbatum7]

Maybe I am rocking the roomier cadilac model and not the rocket ship any more.

What!!! Could it be that my questions and your answer are leaving us both a little confused, the trouble is I'm trying to match my wit with a superior being ie a woman.

 

[missswannie]

“ Sense of direction.... that thing pokes me square on the bum hole every time if unguided. Typical bloke, didn't read the instructions when first unwrapped.”

LOL, you have the best sense of humor Missswannie!. Thank you for making the world a better place with your humor and fabulous pictures.

No worries mate. Just telling it how it is in the real world.

mmmm love the panty pic...very mysterious!

Not really, I have always struggled to keep them on all day.

Maybe I am rocking the roomier cadilac model and not the rocket ship any more.

What!!! Could it be that my questions and your answer are leaving us both a little confused, the trouble is I'm trying to match my wit with a superior being ie a woman.

A bit of witty banter back and forth is the spice of life. No confusion on this end, just trying to twist it up like 4pm knickers.

 

[Jakevillines]

Complete aside on a busy week, but do you think this evening's stress release wet spot looks like a dick?

Wet gush Rorschach Tests anyone?

Fuck!

 

[ohverbatum7]

twist it up like 4pm knickers

The mention of your knickers and I loose all rational thought and I find myself bewitched, bothered and bewildered: when in doubt I turn to a song,and Richard Rogers wrote some crackers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyaZdAEmnsU

Hope you join in, how are your harmonies, can I sing descant?

 

[LoveLiving]

Ha you might be in for a wide-on if I pick it up.


That's the way I operate. Respect that others have different ideas. I work on the basis of everything is available but make your own informed decisions.

Oh yes. Go for it.

 

[missswannie]

Fuck!

Succinct. A good word.

twist it up like 4pm knickers

The mention of your knickers and I loose all rational thought and I find myself bewitched, bothered and bewildered: when in doubt I turn to a song,and Richard Rogers wrote some crackers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyaZdAEmnsU

Hope you join in, how are your harmonies, can I sing descant?

A lover of lingerie but also a life time habit of shrugging them off as soon as possible.
Harmonies are plausible, I play by ear more than by script.

Oh yes. Go for it.

The second yawn... It's either the pink smile or the cross Harbour tunnel depending on where you sit in life.

 

[ohverbatum7]

A lover of lingerie but also a life time habit of shrugging them off as soon as possible.

I am not good at picking up signs, I have a feeling that with you being married your unlikely to give too many indicators, but if some day you are feeling a bit randy, you could always hang a pair of your scanties on the rear view mirror.

 

[missswannie]

A lover of lingerie but also a life time habit of shrugging them off as soon as possible.

I am not good at picking up signs, I have a feeling that with you being married your unlikely to give too many indicators, but if some day you are feeling a bit randy, you could always hang a pair of your scanties on the rear view mirror.

I'll remember to do that for you in the next few days.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Not too many responses to this sparkling thread, I am reliably informed that there is not much chance of catching the virus viewing you in all your glory. could most Litter be hiding under the bed?

 

[missswannie]

Well, the show must go on. Crazy times but lets keep each other amused and up for a bit of banter at the least to pass the days.

For those in still dull areas, it remains summer here. 37C, or just on the 100F mark. We are not in total isolation yet, but have closed a lot of things down and observing social distancing for the time being. A lot of upset people who were made unemployed overnight, but people are making do with the freedoms they have and the generosity of others.
As part of that we are able to go to the beach in this state if we avoid crowds and space out. So a few pics of blue sky and waves for those stuck inside.

The dreaded national bowel cancer screening kit came in the mail today. Its free, for everyone and gets sent out every two years. So have, er, put it in the bathroom and when the time comes will do part one and part two.

I did a behind-glass visit to my old Italian neighbour this afternoon. She's old now and not quite with it but it was a pleasant (and safe) visit. She asked me what I had given up for Lent. Now, I am not religious nor of the Catholic persuasion but she did quip before I could answer that i had obviously given up bras because I was 'swinging like a cow and would poke her eyes out if the glass wasn't there.' We had a good laugh together. Anyway what have I given up? Working from home, bras have been consigned to the drawer. So, knickers will remain off for the foreseeable future.

 

[ohverbatum7]

You are a very lucky lady to have such a paradise to come home to, appreciate your craic, (you may have to google that) and your appealing photos.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Chancing your good nature, but you have an neat and attractive pussy.

 

[ohverbatum7]

behind-glass visit to my old Italian neighbour this afternoon.

Nice to keep safely in touch with elderly neighbours

 

[ohverbatum7]

Like the tiger motif dress does that reflect your nature? It has a similar design to Paisley Pattern.

 

[Todger65]

Excellent pics. Beach looks lovely even if extremely quiet. Great that the old lady has a sense of humour. Makes all the difference.

Nice to see all underwear has been given up for a while.

Our bowel cancer screening is every 3 years, I think, and the latest has been modified to a one off sample. So much easier.

 

[Joxlrg]

The beach pics make me so jealous. As the snow still hasn’t fully melted here
And I do love the knickerless at home idea a lot!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

I admire you doing your part for the cause. That's less laundry to do. I wish others would follow your lead. You look good enough to eat.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well, the show must go on. Crazy times but lets keep each other amused and up for a bit of banter at the least to pass the days.

For those in still dull areas, it remains summer here. 37C, or just on the 100F mark. We are not in total isolation yet, but have closed a lot of things down and observing social distancing for the time being. A lot of upset people who were made unemployed overnight, but people are making do with the freedoms they have and the generosity of others.
As part of that we are able to go to the beach in this state if we avoid crowds and space out. So a few pics of blue sky and waves for those stuck inside.

The dreaded national bowel cancer screening kit came in the mail today. Its free, for everyone and gets sent out every two years. So have, er, put it in the bathroom and when the time comes will do part one and part two.

I did a behind-glass visit to my old Italian neighbour this afternoon. She's old now and not quite with it but it was a pleasant (and safe) visit. She asked me what I had given up for Lent. Now, I am not religious nor of the Catholic persuasion but she did quip before I could answer that i had obviously given up bras because I was 'swinging like a cow and would poke her eyes out if the glass wasn't there.' We had a good laugh together. Anyway what have I given up? Working from home, bras have been consigned to the drawer. So, knickers will remain off for the foreseeable future.

I have never seen a bowel cancer test in the US. And certainly not from the government. Love that the knickers have come off

 

[missswannie]

You are a very lucky lady to have such a paradise to come home to, appreciate your craic, (you may have to google that) and your appealing photos.

Well as long as you are saying craic and not crack, but you are welcome to appreciate that too if you like

Chancing your good nature, but you have an neat and attractive pussy.

Maybe when relaxed and closed. Get a bit of interest going or start bending down for things and you might have to reassess that statement.

behind-glass visit to my old Italian neighbour this afternoon.

Nice to keep safely in touch with elderly neighbours

I don't see her too often these days. When I say neighbour I mean that she is the mother of kids I grew up near to. She would yell at us in Italian and we would answer back in English, so choice phrases like you girls get out of the pool and put some clothes on are bilingual now.

Like the tiger motif dress does that reflect your nature? It has a similar design to Paisley Pattern.

Kind of I guess. I will leave it laying around in case I have to video conference.

Excellent pics. Beach looks lovely even if extremely quiet. Great that the old lady has a sense of humour. Makes all the difference.

Nice to see all underwear has been given up for a while.

Our bowel cancer screening is every 3 years, I think, and the latest has been modified to a one off sample. So much easier.

If we all post a few sights around it might be a change from the inside of the house and yard. Underwear is definitely off the agenda now. Give it another few days and clothes might go as well I think.
There was a great show on the "You Can't Ask That" series on ABC Australia on wednesday about nudists. Its geo blocked so not sure I can post a working link yet, but certainly made me want to more.

The beach pics make me so jealous. As the snow still hasn’t fully melted here
And I do love the knickerless at home idea a lot!!

Share it around, keep everyone happy with a look out of others windows. Or into them.

I admire you doing your part for the cause. That's less laundry to do. I wish others would follow your lead. You look good enough to eat.

Those inclined would certainly be in the swing of it by now. I predict sparse washing lines.

I have never seen a bowel cancer test in the US. And certainly not from the government. Love that the knickers have come off

Its a free one here and in the UK at least. Early prevention makes it a controllable affliction.
They are off and mostly staying off.