Swannie's Random Stuff

[JaapGraaf]

I see you are still posting teasing photos. Maybe you can do more exciting photos often like Justa or confident ones like Cyclista. I'm sure your followers would enjoy that more often than a peek at your panties once or twice a week.
I think if you asked them they would encourage you to push your more exciting side. We know you have this in you from your other threads.
A friendly push to help your confidence.

 

[Icy1]

Each ampic poster can be themselves. There’s no need to be like anyone else.
I encourage you to keep being the wonderful individual that is missswannie.

 

[Moochienanu]

I see you are still posting teasing photos. Maybe you can do more exciting photos often like Justa or confident ones like Cyclista. I'm sure your followers would enjoy that more often than a peek at your panties once or twice a week.
I think if you asked them they would encourage you to push your more exciting side. We know you have this in you from your other threads.
A friendly push to help your confidence.

Who are you to say what we enjoy? I, as a follower of this very beautiful human (inside and out), appreciate every post‘s writing and tease, and would implore missswannie to be and do exactly what she does already, what she is comfortable with.

I see that you meant this as a kindness, but comparing posters here in ampics should never be encouraged.

Also, you obviously don’t read her, missswannie is one of the most confident women I have ever seen.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I see you are still posting teasing photos. Maybe you can do more exciting photos often like Justa or confident ones like Cyclista. I'm sure your followers would enjoy that more often than a peek at your panties once or twice a week.
I think if you asked them they would encourage you to push your more exciting side. We know you have this in you from your other threads.
A friendly push to help your confidence.

Lol. If there is something misswannie lacks, it isn't confidence or a willingness to expose herself. Learn something about the art of seduction before giving advice to others. There is a reason so many visit her threads. If they aren't for you, don't click. If you want rapid fire tits and ass, there are plenty of free porn sites. This is not that.

 

[missswannie]

I see you are still posting teasing photos. Maybe you can do more exciting photos often like Justa or confident ones like Cyclista. I'm sure your followers would enjoy that more often than a peek at your panties once or twice a week.
I think if you asked them they would encourage you to push your more exciting side. We know you have this in you from your other threads.
A friendly push to help your confidence.

Thanks for your concern. I also happen to love Justa and Cyclistas posts as I do with a whole lot of people here. To repeat myself once again, I post what I like when I like, for my own enjoyment. That might be my bra or knickers, it could be fucking myself flooded and breathless. I like to hit the post button and then look at myself up on the screen. That's my own perversion. You get to come along for the ride. Each of my threads are different, and depends on my mood. I hope you enjoy it.

Each ampic poster can be themselves. There’s no need to be like anyone else.
I encourage you to keep being the wonderful individual that is missswannie.

Thanks love. I surely will, it's in my DNA. You get what you get around my threads. Now, smoking hot is what you get around your threads, that's for sure.

 

[missswannie]

Who are you to say what we enjoy? I, as a follower of this very beautiful human (inside and out), appreciate every post‘s writing and tease, and would implore missswannie to be and do exactly what she does already, what she is comfortable with.

I see that you meant this as a kindness, but comparing posters here in ampics should never be encouraged.

Also, you obviously don’t read her, missswannie is one of the most confident women I have ever seen.

Thanks sweetheart. I am very comfortable and deliberate in what I share in here and in alt-lit. I enjoy most people posting in ampics, the personalities, writings and imagery are fascinating. It's a lovely place to "hang out" with people of similar persuasions.

Lol. If there is something misswannie lacks, it isn't confidence or a willingness to expose herself. Learn something about the art of seduction before giving advice to others. There is a reason so many visit her threads. If they aren't for you, don't click. If you want rapid fire tits and ass, there are plenty of free porn sites. This is not that.

Shit I thought you had hacked into *that* folder on the server. No seriously, I deliberately play within the direct post rules as a challenge. It's almost a shame shrinking and reducing resolution down to the 100kb 800x600 limit but that's the game.
This is turning out to be a bit of an after-dinner giggle.

Actually, in a real giggle, would you believe there are a bunch of plonkas that have started a run on toilet paper at supermarkets in Oz in response to Covid19 infections. Apparently they all saw pics of it happening in Japan and started buying up hundreds of rolls. Shitting yourself to death isn't a particular feature of this one. I do predict a run on Japanese style bidet toilet seats in response if these clowns don't ease up. Remember hosing your kids down with the garden hose if the disaster zone was big enough.

 

[ohverbatum7]

I love the balance on Missswanies thread, views of her wonderful country, photos of her relaxing: taking the trouble to answer all who write with sly humour, and a nice bit of spice. I am a fan.

 

[Joxlrg]

Thanks sweetheart. I am very comfortable and deliberate in what I share in here and in alt-lit. I enjoy most people posting in ampics, the personalities, writings and imagery are fascinating. It's a lovely place to "hang out" with people of similar persuasions.

Shit I thought you had hacked into *that* folder on the server. No seriously, I deliberately play within the direct post rules as a challenge. It's almost a shame shrinking and reducing resolution down to the 100kb 800x600 limit but that's the game.
This is turning out to be a bit of an after-dinner giggle.

Actually, in a real giggle, would you believe there are a bunch of plonkas that have started a run on toilet paper at supermarkets in Oz in response to Covid19 infections. Apparently they all saw pics of it happening in Japan and started buying up hundreds of rolls. Shitting yourself to death isn't a particular feature of this one. I do predict a run on Japanese style bidet toilet seats in response if these clowns don't ease up. Remember hosing your kids down with the garden hose if the disaster zone was big enough.

I thought it was a lung/pneumonia type infection. I guess I better look closer

 

[HirokoM]

A long weekend here, and as part of the festival and 40th anniversary of the death of Bon Scott there was an AC/DC Highway to Hell event over 10km of highway. The Canning Highway from Fremantle to the Raffles Hotel in Canning Bridge is the subject of the song and various other AC/DC songs feature bits and pieces along the way. They closed the highway and people set up along the way or walked along as various bands played on the back of trucks. A few hundred thousand people turned up so great fun and loud.
Whilst I should have squeezed into a pair of black leather pants, I wussed out and went the nice girl option. White knickers at an AC/DC event would have been laughable back in the day but pretty whites and a sundress was the choice.

Taking a backstreet to get ahead of the crowd at the beginning near the Raffles I came across a little boutique which had a lovely blouse hanging up in the window. So beautifully sheer. I bought it of course. You will have to watch for it to make an appearance in the near future.

As for the crowd and events....

Oh I want to see you walk around in the blouse.
The event looks like it was fun. Everyone is too scared to have public events here at the moment.

 

[Polranny]

, in a real giggle, would you believe there are a bunch of plonkas that have started a run on toilet paper at supermarkets in Oz in response to Covid19 infections. Apparently they all saw pics of it happening in Japan and started buying up hundreds of rolls. Shitting yourself to death isn't a particular feature of this one. I do predict a run on Japanese style bidet toilet seats in response if these clowns don't ease up. Remember hosing your kids down with the garden hose if the disaster zone was big enough.

In UK, run on pasta ( why, ffs, is it because its italian?), Costco toilet rolls,hand gel ( dispensers being ripped of walls in London hotels) kids Calpol . And Boris is pregnant from shaking hands with a constituent.

 

[missswannie]

I love the balance on Missswanies thread, views of her wonderful country, photos of her relaxing: taking the trouble to answer all who write with sly humour, and a nice bit of spice. I am a fan.

You get what you get around here. It's a marriage. You may not get the spice of the honeymoon and hot stuff threads, but it will be consistent.

I thought it was a lung/pneumonia type infection. I guess I better look closer

Yep pneumonia, toxic shock, organ damage type. Crapping yourself is not the biggest problem. You'd laugh at the toilet roll stock-outs until you get to the end of their week and actually you can't find any.

Oh I want to see you walk around in the blouse.
The event looks like it was fun. Everyone is too scared to have public events here at the moment.

Well hon, if you want me to walk down the street in that blouse then it will have to be done.

In UK, run on pasta ( why, ffs, is it because its italian?), Costco toilet rolls,hand gel ( dispensers being ripped of walls in London hotels) kids Calpol . And Boris is pregnant from shaking hands with a constituent.

Same social media, same hoarding response here. The Murdoch press is running it worldwide. Big pile on. Quite interesting though, you look at people's shopping trolleys and either they are trying to bolt out of there quickly with toilet rolls and nothing else, or they are demotivated to buy anything from the presumably more profitable lines of goods, so supermarket sales and profits quite likely down.
Office workers are stealing the rest of the roll when they pop in for their 10am and people are getting narky at no paper for the rest of the day. Long live the Japanese bidet seats, surely there must be a run on them right now.

 

[ohverbatum7]

It's a marriage. You may not get the spice of the honeymoon and hot stuff threads, but it will be consistent.

I Would not complain about my marriage, it lasted 57 years, but would not describe it as consistent.

 

[missswannie]

It's a marriage. You may not get the spice of the honeymoon and hot stuff threads, but it will be consistent.

I Would not complain about my marriage, it lasted 57 years, but would not describe it as consistent.

A journey then perhaps. Nothing stays the same and sometimes the evolution along the way happens at different paces which can throw a spanner order two in things. We'd all like to say we read the instruction manual and nod sagely as things come along but men are men, and women are DVD players. You took us shiny out of the box, plugged us in and fed us a disc. You had to read the manual a few years later. Blokes are cars. You expect that you put fuel in them, clean the windows, turn the key and they go, but pop them in for a service and there is always something that has been going on for 10000km but now finds its way into the light, and when did the tread on the tires wear down that much.

 

[frmtutanota]

A long weekend here, and as part of the festival and 40th anniversary of the death of Bon Scott there was an AC/DC Highway to Hell event over 10km of highway. The Canning Highway from Fremantle to the Raffles Hotel in Canning Bridge is the subject of the song and various other AC/DC songs feature bits and pieces along the way. They closed the highway and people set up along the way or walked along as various bands played on the back of trucks. A few hundred thousand people turned up so great fun and loud.
Whilst I should have squeezed into a pair of black leather pants, I wussed out and went the nice girl option. White knickers at an AC/DC event would have been laughable back in the day but pretty whites and a sundress was the choice.

Taking a backstreet to get ahead of the crowd at the beginning near the Raffles I came across a little boutique which had a lovely blouse hanging up in the window. So beautifully sheer. I bought it of course. You will have to watch for it to make an appearance in the near future.

As for the crowd and events....

Really enjoying the clothing choices.., sexy

 

[ohverbatum7]

and women are DVD players.

I'm all right with that as long as you play a simple melody. one with good old fashioned harmony, If you will play from a copy of a tune that is choppy you'll not get my applause.

 

[missswannie]

Complete aside on a busy week, but do you think this evening's stress release wet spot looks like a dick?

Wet gush Rorschach Tests anyone?

 

[HotChef1970]

Complete aside on a busy week, but do you think this evening's stress release wet spot looks like a dick?

Wet gush Rorschach Tests anyone?

Omg that looks uncannily like a dick, to the point that you couldn’t have taken a sharpie and drawn it any better!

 

[Joxlrg]

I’d say that you and the bloke took the easy artist route. After all. You did have the pattern right there. Lol

 

[Todger65]

Complete aside on a busy week, but do you think this evening's stress release wet spot looks like a dick?

Wet gush Rorschach Tests anyone?

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2091963&stc=1&d=1583839210

Perfect.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Wet gush Rorschach Tests anyone?

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has a passing resemblance to the Scottish map.

https://www.google.com/search?q=map...KHVedBK0Q9QEwBnoECAcQPA#imgrc=IUTCOxSAdkOAvM:

 

[ohverbatum7]

You seem an all or nothing kind of lady, looks as if your stress relief was an outstanding success.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Do you take requests? Balloon animals?

 

[missswannie]

Omg that looks uncannily like a dick, to the point that you couldn’t have taken a sharpie and drawn it any better!

I usually end up with a bum mark when it runs down but not sure it is repeatable. Should keep the pics in a folder and see if a collage for the wall emerges if a few other interpretable events happen.

I’d say that you and the bloke took the easy artist route. After all. You did have the pattern right there. Lol

He's not here at the moment so just a solo.

Perfect.

Guess so. Put it up on the Tate modern wall and canvass opinions. Better see if AP has some art connections to run it through.

Wet gush Rorschach Tests anyone?

has a passing resemblance to the Scottish map.

https://www.google.com/search?q=map...KHVedBK0Q9QEwBnoECAcQPA#imgrc=IUTCOxSAdkOAvM:[/QUOTE]
The William Wallace of vaginal expression

You seem an all or nothing kind of lady, looks as if your stress relief was an outstanding success.

Guess so. Sometimes it happens other times it's all contained.

Do you take requests? Balloon animals?

Some of the artists I have seen in Thailand at dinner shows might be able to manage that. I'm usually not that conscious at the time of how I am facing or arranged. Maybe someone more lippy might have a different "template" to fire through?

 

[Joxlrg]

Just solo
That’s a great release there for just being solo.

 

[missswannie]

Just solo
That’s a great release there for just being solo.

Really? You think I need a bloke here to fire on all cylinders?