What Are You Thinking? Continued 6

[Codeman93]

Wondering if this night will move any slower...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Pretty sure my gym coach said he would be around. Nope, didn’t see him.
Fingers crossed for tomorrow.

 

[Codeman93]

Pretty sure my gym coach said he would be around. Nope, didn’t see him.
Fingers crossed for tomorrow.

Is he that good looking?

 

[JennyNo1]

My new Can’t miss pick up line:

So, I have extra rolls of toilet paper back at my place.

Mmmm....I'll trade you for a bottle of hand sanitizer.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Is he that good looking?

Yeah, he’s the best in more ways then just looks. I’ll keep his sweet ass around.

 

[Codeman93]

Yeah, he’s the best in more ways then just looks. I’ll keep his sweet ass around.

Sounds like you have extensive knowledge!

 

[Mr_Underground]

Aint nothing better than getting day drunk and passing out at 7pm and waking up at 11pm but whatever the fuck.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Sounds like you have extensive knowledge!

Ohhh I do. We both do. Mmmhmm...

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

So basically, we all WANT the world to end and we're using this shit as an excuse to make it happen. Okay. Got it.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I respectfully request folks google the word “Pandemic”.
Oh, and sanitizer from with glitter is 90% glitter and 10% alcohol. Which means it is ineffective and useless at killing germs.
Also, I should be sleep as I have work in minus 3 hrs. Sigh, it’s gonna be a long day.

 

[Hornblende]

Confined to the house for two weeks. Hmm, what to do?

 

[RustyIron]

Well Fuck Me Free Porn!

https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/pornhub-offers-free-premium-subscriptions-to-italians-in-coronavirus-lockdown-c-742894

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

How do you write about somebody so perfect?

 

[blade_rocknut]

Well Fuck Me Free Porn!

https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/pornhub-offers-free-premium-subscriptions-to-italians-in-coronavirus-lockdown-c-742894

So, there *is* good in the world!

 

[BlackCashmere]

How is organic hand sanitizer better and worth 35 dollars?

 

[blade_rocknut]

How is organic hand sanitizer better and worth 35 dollars?

Is Gwyneth Paltrow selling it?

 

[shynerdgirl]

Is Gwyneth Paltrow selling it?

Made from her vagina juice.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Is Gwyneth Paltrow selling it?

Lololol...Well she does probably sell some at Goop too

I saw some at a bath shop today... it was a hard sell for her

 

[BlackCashmere]

Made from her vagina juice.

Ha ha ha

 

[Mr_Underground]

How is organic hand sanitizer better and worth 35 dollars?

That is about what I spend on bourbon every day and it sanitizes from the inside out but whatever the fuck people want to do.

 

[AlpineFresco]

I feel like she's missing marketing opportunities - chicken seasoning (Gwyneth Poultry), cataplasms (Gwyneth Poultice), etc.

So many things could have her mark on them.

 

[shynerdgirl]

I feel like she's missing marketing opportunities - chicken seasoning (Gwyneth Poultry), cataplasms (Gwyneth Poultice), etc.

So many things could have her mark on them.

If she was very into the spoken word, Gwyneth Poetry.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Wondering why women wear cardigan sweaters only to feel the need to tug cardigan sweaters over their chests when having conversations. I mean, there are more efficient forms of sweaters.

 

[Guyblue82]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/KCIoDs8QECZk5Jh5MbfOo1SYgFJGdGHgREErYJdKRSkXZrH718aDQoOlrmKIJkhW6VDLcX-BLYKK6JLSB8csqJo6sPOPUHZC7i2wTEL5HMSjg5KqycaGkI3K1teRT5yw_OHl_AwSpYQQ1JxJFKcCM3rE_xPRGwEDqRFq1gTc

If I’m not allowed to touch my face anymore.....I’m not sure I can be held responsible for where they end up.....

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

The stupidity factor is showing me that it truly had no limits.