The art of the handjob

For the record, and in my opinion, a handjob just doesn't compare to a blowjob. Now that being said, there is one exception. When we're face to face (in bed or one of my favorite, in the shower) and I am getting an amazing handjob while she is whispering all sorts of erotic things into my ear the entire time.
 
Ahhh the hand job..

When I was a younger lady I used to give hand jobs as a joke to myself. I knew the guy could have given himself a better one.. haha..

Then like a lot of married women our marriage slowed. As our family grew my husband started self pleasuring. When I took control of his orgasms the hand job became a tool.

Now it can be whatever I want it to be. Do you want slow and sensual, lots of lube?

How about quick and clinical?

How about I take you right to the edge? Then stop and tell you to take a cold shower.

What if at the last second I stop? I love watching a penis throbbing, and pulsing as it tries in vain to make contact with something Before it starts oozing. There is power in the ruined orgasm. I just just reserve those for my husband. I love the look on my lovers faces the first time I give them one. At first it’s confusion as they look at me with that, what happened look. Then I explain what happened and the benefits. Then they get it!

Or I could squeeze your testicles with my left hand as you cum draining you for the day.

Would you rather I used my left hand? I’m less practiced with it, so it will take longer.

I prefer the clinical approach. Whispering dirty things in his ear. My latex wrapped fingers with just a few drops of astroglide. His orgasm will land in the toilet bowl. Once he’s recovered he’ll flush and clean the toilet and the bathroom. I’ll take my glove off and go about the rest of my day...
 
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Hand Job 101

For any that may be new at giving hand jobs I thought I would post a little tutorial.

It takes some memorizing but it is worth the effort.

So, take the penis in your hand and pull up a little and then down a little and repeat.
 
In the shower...

For the record, and in my opinion, a handjob just doesn't compare to a blowjob. Now that being said, there is one exception. When we're face to face (in bed or one of my favorite, in the shower) and I am getting an amazing handjob while she is whispering all sorts of erotic things into my ear the entire time.

I like that idea, no mess..
 
When I was a younger lady I used to give hand jobs as a joke to myself. I knew the guy could have given himself a better one.. haha..

Then like a lot of married women our marriage slowed. As our family grew my husband started self pleasuring. When I took control of his orgasms the hand job became a tool.

Now it can be whatever I want it to be. Do you want slow and sensual, lots of lube?

How about quick and clinical?

How about I take you right to the edge? Then stop and tell you to take a cold shower.

What if at the last second I stop? I love watching a penis throbbing, and pulsing as it tries in vain to make contact with something Before it starts oozing. There is power in the ruined orgasm. I just just reserve those for my husband. I love the look on my lovers faces the first time I give them one. At first it’s confusion as they look at me with that, what happened look. Then I explain what happened and the benefits. Then they get it!

Or I could squeeze your testicles with my left hand as you cum draining you for the day.

Would you rather I used my left hand? I’m less practiced with it, so it will take longer.

I prefer the clinical approach. Whispering dirty things in his ear. My latex wrapped fingers with just a few drops of astroglide. His orgasm will land in the toilet bowl. Once he’s recovered he’ll flush and clean the toilet and the bathroom. I’ll take my glove off and go about the rest of my day...

Personal, truthful, hot, . . . thank you!
 
When I was a younger lady I used to give hand jobs as a joke to myself. I knew the guy could have given himself a better one.. haha..

Then like a lot of married women our marriage slowed. As our family grew my husband started self pleasuring. When I took control of his orgasms the hand job became a tool.

Now it can be whatever I want it to be. Do you want slow and sensual, lots of lube?

How about quick and clinical?

How about I take you right to the edge? Then stop and tell you to take a cold shower.

What if at the last second I stop? I love watching a penis throbbing, and pulsing as it tries in vain to make contact with something Before it starts oozing. There is power in the ruined orgasm. I just just reserve those for my husband. I love the look on my lovers faces the first time I give them one. At first it’s confusion as they look at me with that, what happened look. Then I explain what happened and the benefits. Then they get it!

Or I could squeeze your testicles with my left hand as you cum draining you for the day.

Would you rather I used my left hand? I’m less practiced with it, so it will take longer.

I prefer the clinical approach. Whispering dirty things in his ear. My latex wrapped fingers with just a few drops of astroglide. His orgasm will land in the toilet bowl. Once he’s recovered he’ll flush and clean the toilet and the bathroom. I’ll take my glove off and go about the rest of my day...

Reading this is very arousing the act of actually having an orgasm ruined in real life...... I mean I'm usually a once a day man myself so that's heartbreaking
 
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