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If you live to be 100 years old....

If I live that long some Turkey 101 and some Pussy would be nice.

Although at 100 I might have to watch Porn on TV!
 
For me it would be on a beach somewhere.......under an umbrella.....drinking virgin Pina Coladas and eating nachos. Do beaches have Cabana Boys? :eek:
 
I'll change my Lit signature to say "70+ years of excellence in elocution" and watch Que fail miserably in his continual lifequest to get me banned.

I'll have some cake then join the rest of the Lit oldtimers at the community pool...we'll watch Dolf seduce the cabana boys.
 
RobDownSouth said:
I'll change my Lit signature to say "70+ years of excellence in elocution" and watch Que fail miserably in his continual lifequest to get me banned.

I'll have some cake then join the rest of the Lit oldtimers at the community pool...we'll watch Dolf seduce the cabana boys.
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Well I am not quite a lit old-timer but I would lIke a shot at the Cabana boy. I'd have to get to the party early because when Dolf gets there my chance would be over!;)

Hey, I could bring the cake. And your favorite?
 
"Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"


"No but I have been slapped around by the titties."
 
Tryharder62 said:
Wear some depends!:eek: It would scare it out of me!
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with the way my 100-year-old body would be flapping in the wind (imagine your face in a wind-tunnel!), i might just die laughing before hitting the ground :D
 
Tryharder62 said:
Well I am not quite a lit old-timer but I would lIke a shot at the Cabana boy. I'd have to get to the party early because when Dolf gets there my chance would be over!;)

Hey, I could bring the cake. And your favorite?
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Chocolate cake please. :nana: Strawberry icing. My needs are few.
 
If I live to 100, they better be able to print me some new livers!
 
Tryharder62 said:
A girl after my own heart! The first time I saw the ocean it blew me away! I cried. I live quite a ways from the ocean, though. You?
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Lived in New England , so I always lived close to the water!
Currently, I am about 6 hours away. :(
 
hey...

How I would like to celebrate my 100th birthday...
A jar of the best corn whiskey money can buy,
A Havana sized joint made outta those Himalayan hash balls,
And a 50year old Milf that has the power to suck and lick for an earth-shattering orgasm, cuz that what I'm gonna need after licking her into Nirvana.

How I will probably spend my 100th birthday---,
Underneath a mesquite tree in my west Texas desert, with a warm Mexican beer and some Acapulco gold and Rosey Palm and her five sisters.
 
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silver gurl said:
Lived in New England , so I always lived close to the water!
Currently, I am about 6 hours away. :(
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I see the water out my window.

When I get too old to feel comfy putting tire chains on, I'll move someplace else.
 
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