The Litties 2020 Fashion Parade

[IhateClowns]

What is everyone planing on wearing to the show a Wednesday night? I am needing something fun to bullshit about.

 

[IhateClowns]

I am thinking about coming the red panda onesie I have.

 

[beachbaby179]

I thought it was clothes optional. But I will be wearing a penis whistle around my neck.

 

[IhateClowns]

I thought it was clothes optional. But I will be wearing a penis whistle around my neck.

For some like yourself, who are confident in their skin, you will be walking into the tent the same way you walked into this world. People like myself, who sweat when the temperature changes a degree and look 3 months pregnant at all times, need to cover their mess up.

 

[Kat73]

I have a big sweatshirt and yoga pants. Gives me easy access to all the important parts if I get excited.

 

[beachbaby179]

For some like yourself, who are confident in their skin, you will be walking into the tent the same way you walked into this world. People like myself, who sweat when the temperature changes a degree and look 3 months pregnant at all times, need to cover their mess up.

Hahaha. Me? Confident in my skin. You're a funny guy.... no. I have a not so little black dress for the affair.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well, I was planning a pleather bustier for the event and a fishnet dress for the after party. Then I remembered it is a weeknight so it will be the black panties and shirt I wore to work earlier.

 

[Trekka]

Are yoga pants acceptable attire

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Are yoga pants acceptable attire

Yoga pants are always acceptable attire. Sometimes not always yoga leggings, but here, I believe they are. How do you plan to accessorize?

 

[Polranny]

I was turned away from the Royal Enclosure at Ascot for wearing hot pants and gold sandals. I 've still got them, will they be ok?

 

[Trekka]

Yoga pants are always acceptable attire. Sometimes not always yoga leggings, but here, I believe they are. How do you plan to accessorize?

Tank top, spaghetti straps
No bra
Giant messy bun on my head
Barefoot
Fitbit
Glittery purple nail polish
Black rimmed glasses
Dryer lint

You?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I was turned away from the Royal Enclosure at Ascot for wearing hot pants and gold sandals. I 've still got them, will they be ok?

only if you are willing to send me a picture of you in them. Are the hot pants gold too? please say yes

Tank top, spaghetti straps
No bra
Giant messy bun on my head
Barefoot
Fitbit
Glittery purple nail polish
Black rimmed glasses
Dryer lint

You?

black panties, pink polish, I haven't picked the shirt, need to see the weather, tortoise shell glasses. maybe I will cricut vinyl my panties with some sort of litties slogan if I come up with a slogan and the time, otherwise just some other pair I decorated with a pervy message. oh and probably a small amount of cat and dog hair on the shirt.

 

[Trekka]

black panties, pink polish, I haven't picked the shirt, need to see the weather, tortoise shell glasses. maybe I will cricut vinyl my panties with some sort of litties slogan if I come up with a slogan and the time, otherwise just some other pair I decorated with a pervy message. oh and probably a small amount of cat and dog hair on the shirt.

I was considering going pants-less myself but then, that’s the best spot for the lint to go? I’ll be borrowing my lint this year. Primo stuff.

Naughty panties with words on them. Nice touch.

Maybe I’ll paint *Trekka* across my tits with lipstick.

 

[tnman03]

I was considering going pants-less myself but then, that’s the best spot for the lint to go? I’ll be borrowing my lint this year. Primo stuff.

Naughty panties with words on them. Nice touch.

Maybe I’ll paint *Trekka* across my tits with lipstick.

That sounds like an epic Lit pic post. Where's Little Sister or SMN now, they need to be here sounding off on this.

 

[85Ironman]

Tank top, spaghetti straps
No bra
Giant messy bun on my head
Barefoot
Fitbit
Glittery purple nail polish
Black rimmed glasses
Dryer lint

You?

I was considering going pants-less myself but then, that’s the best spot for the lint to go? I’ll be borrowing my lint this year. Primo stuff.

Naughty panties with words on them. Nice touch.

Maybe I’ll paint *Trekka* across my tits with lipstick.

Do you have enough dryer lint to spell out "Trekka", instead of the lipstick?

I mean, the lipstick could smear...

 

[Trekka]

That sounds like an epic Lit pic post. Where's Little Sister or SMN now, they need to be here sounding off on this.

SMN is quite an artist. Maybe she can body-paint me.

Do you have enough dryer lint to spell out "Trekka", instead of the lipstick?

I mean, the lipstick could smear...

Now we’re talkin.
I’ll be making lunches around this time. I’ll write “MILF” in PB&J across my chest.

 

[JerseyJade]

https://i.imgur.com/WZUwlTN.jpg

I hope this is an indoor parade. Too cold outside to be wearing this outfit.

 

[85Ironman]

SMN is quite an artist. Maybe she can body-paint me.

Now we’re talkin.
I’ll be making lunches around this time. I’ll write “MILF” in PB&J across my chest.

Question:
Will the peanutbutter "MILF" be written on your clothes? Or directly on your chest?

 

[beachbaby179]

Question:
Will the peanutbutter "MILF" be written on your clothes? Or directly on your chest?

Do you think she's an animal? Peanut butter stains. She'll put it directly on her chest like any self respecting MILF. Easier to lick off, too.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Muppet pajamas (Animal with a drum set)
Pink ugg slippers (the breast cancer awareness edition)
Ponytail holder (that new spiral kind. I like those)

but like.. I'll brush my teeth and stuff

 

[85Ironman]

https://i.imgur.com/WZUwlTN.jpg

I hope this is an indoor parade. Too cold outside to be wearing this outfit.

I heard something about it being in a tent. Plus, lots of people to keep the tent warm. So I think you're good.

 

[alwaysaway]

Trying to decide on what t-shirt to wear. Hmmmmm

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FinishedSpeedyBullfrog-size_restricted.gif

 

[85Ironman]

Do you think she's an animal? Peanut butter stains. She'll put it directly on her chest like any self respecting MILF. Easier to lick off, too.

I like where your head's at.

But WTF do I know? I mean, she thought initially about using lipstick, and that shit never comes out. At least, not out of shirt collars.

 

[Trekka]

Do you think she's an animal? Peanut butter stains. She'll put it directly on her chest like any self respecting MILF. Easier to lick off, too.

BB knows what’s up
*MILFy fist bumps*

 

[85Ironman]

but like.. I'll brush my teeth and stuff

The people seated around you appreciate this.