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clark_kent said:
I win! In the words of Bruce Springsteen - I’m on fire! 🔥
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You are.

Lust4CurvyGirl said:
Justadesperatewifeandmom,
Just have to say you're gorgeous and you have a perfect body. I especially love your ass and would love to see more of it, both with and without the panties... If you take requests that is. Also considering you probably get a lot of dick pics I promise not to send any unless you ask. Now lastly I read your profile and still after all that was answered LOL!! I have a two part question, first what are you desperate for or was it just a convenient screen name, I ask because I'm desperate for attention in my marriage after 17 years I guess she lost all desire towards me so I'm here looking for a friend to fill a void, second I was wondering if you were in a similar position. If I'm way off base, I'm sorry for asking then.
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I promise there will be ass pictures. As for your questions, page 1 of this thread, post 1 answers them. I would answer but evenings i discretely using my phone and I can't text like I type.

clark_kent said:
Your box is full
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Your lips to my box.
 
Well good morning. Happy Saturday. I will start by rambling.

First, the Litties.

Well, as always, thank you, it is an honor just being nominated, yada yada. I would like to thank the lovely ladies, you fabulous pervs, and as always, my bras. Without the continued support from all involved who knows where I would be. Where ever it is, I assume I would not know the fun of bell nipple clamps (speaking of which, I am making a 2 tone set, a higher and a deeper side).

I am especially pleased on the funniest female, as I think I am fucking hilarious, though I would have accepted funniest male too. It is tough competition, as lit has some funny ass chicks. I also think I will be voting for aussiegeekiegirls boobs as best couple. While I have never seen her boobs, I think, no matter what, if tits are an option, choose tits. I also appreciate the nominations in the other category, and I am please that I have been able to provide y’all with some entertainment, laughs, and erections over the past year.

I am still hoping for Allia’s titties though, just because I know she will let my tits perform the intro music, which yippie, that makes me happy. I have also added some titty weight lifting. Fyi, Earlier I had calculated the most weight that I could carry with my bare tits was 12 to 14lbs. The answer was 13.6lbs in the end.
 
Next up, something happened at work yesterday that pleased me. Last week I was put on the schedule to implement the kind of project I hate most. Basically, it entails a lot of lone racking. One of the devices is 70lbs. This means I have to hold 70lbs up straight and level long enough for me to get at least one screw on each side. I hate this as it is simply over my strength level. Hell, it is 3 times the osha safety recommendations for women to lift, and that is with 2 hands. This also exceeds the recommendations for men, with both hands. I complain about this, as I always end up with bruises, cuts, and scrapes, because I just can’t do it so I end up caught in this position where I end up balancing gear on my shoulder, back, ass, head, knee, chest, chairs stacked with bricks and cider blocks. Basically, best case I get one screw, many times I have to put it down before I get that one screw. It is hysterical. I remember one about 10 years ago where I ended up on my knees, with the device having on screw in one rail, and balanced with me on my knees, the device on the back of my head neck, and back, as I am basically bent inside the rack, in between that device and the one I just racked. Plan was to shake off the left arm, and pick it back up, but I couldn’t. So, I had to get another screw in on the other side, completely blind, backwards, over my head. Took me like 20 minutes to finally get it. I swore that was the last time. Obviously, it was not.

So, 2 jobs ago for this same thing, I stated my concern about the weight to the project manager in private, he said he would get me another set of hands, and come the night, nope. The last time I did this type of work, I forgot something little for the project, something I probably wasn’t going to catch in checks, nor were the other people in checks, and someone who does the same job in another state called my cell to let me know. Coworkers around the country held a meeting to watch me on security cameras doing this work, and were laughing their asses off. Yeah, I so gave the security camera the finger while thanking for pointing out my error. Now, I don’t think the company is purposely trying to fuck with me, it is just the people in power and the project management have no clue what we are actually doing. They wouldn’t recognize the equipment if they were looking at it. They don’t understand what they are asking. Truth is sometimes they go a year without scheduling me on this type of thing, so it isn’t like I am even bitching to the same person as the project manager changed.

Anyway, boss IMs me and tells me that mine will probably be canceled. I say great because I hate this. I go in again about how heavy this shit is. My boss knows the equipment, but I have wondered if he really gets I am a middle aged chick, we have never met. I hate to say it, but this is the one place I do think it is unfair to hold me to the standard he holds himself and the rest of the team to. There are no other woman, so I am the lone voice in this. It might not be that heavy to them, but it is so hard for me. He tells me that everyone has been complaining about it, and they have said they will have 2 people do this type of project going forward, so hopefully things will be better this year. Number 1, I do hope it is true, this makes me very happy. Number 2, I am glad that it isn’t just me. I thought the watching me on security camera thing started because they realized that it would have to be entertainment worthy, but now I am wondering of they were bitching amongst themselves about it being hard, and one was like how the fuck does she do it, so they decided to tune in to see how I was accomplishing this and if they could learn something, and well, it was just funnier than they ever dreamed.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Next up, something happened at work yesterday that pleased me. Last week I was put on the schedule to implement the kind of project I hate most. Basically, it entails a lot of lone racking. One of the devices is 70lbs. This means I have to hold 70lbs up straight and level long enough for me to get at least one screw on each side. I hate this as it is simply over my strength level. Hell, it is 3 times the osha safety recommendations for women to lift, and that is with 2 hands. This also exceeds the recommendations for men, with both hands. I complain about this, as I always end up with bruises, cuts, and scrapes, because I just can’t do it so I end up caught in this position where I end up balancing gear on my shoulder, back, ass, head, knee, chest, chairs stacked with bricks and cider blocks. Basically, best case I get one screw, many times I have to put it down before I get that one screw. It is hysterical. I remember one about 10 years ago where I ended up on my knees, with the device having on screw in one rail, and balanced with me on my knees, the device on the back of my head neck, and back, as I am basically bent inside the rack, in between that device and the one I just racked. Plan was to shake off the left arm, and pick it back up, but I couldn’t. So, I had to get another screw in on the other side, completely blind, backwards, over my head. Took me like 20 minutes to finally get it. I swore that was the last time. Obviously, it was not.

So, 2 jobs ago for this same thing, I stated my concern about the weight to the project manager in private, he said he would get me another set of hands, and come the night, nope. The last time I did this type of work, I forgot something little for the project, something I probably wasn’t going to catch in checks, nor were the other people in checks, and someone who does the same job in another state called my cell to let me know. Coworkers around the country held a meeting to watch me on security cameras doing this work, and were laughing their asses off. Yeah, I so gave the security camera the finger while thanking for pointing out my error. Now, I don’t think the company is purposely trying to fuck with me, it is just the people in power and the project management have no clue what we are actually doing. They wouldn’t recognize the equipment if they were looking at it. They don’t understand what they are asking. Truth is sometimes they go a year without scheduling me on this type of thing, so it isn’t like I am even bitching to the same person as the project manager changed.

Anyway, boss IMs me and tells me that mine will probably be canceled. I say great because I hate this. I go in again about how heavy this shit is. My boss knows the equipment, but I have wondered if he really gets I am a middle aged chick, we have never met. I hate to say it, but this is the one place I do think it is unfair to hold me to the standard he holds himself and the rest of the team to. There are no other woman, so I am the lone voice in this. It might not be that heavy to them, but it is so hard for me. He tells me that everyone has been complaining about it, and they have said they will have 2 people do this type of project going forward, so hopefully things will be better this year. Number 1, I do hope it is true, this makes me very happy. Number 2, I am glad that it isn’t just me. I thought the watching me on security camera thing started because they realized that it would have to be entertainment worthy, but now I am wondering of they were bitching amongst themselves about it being hard, and one was like how the fuck does she do it, so they decided to tune in to see how I was accomplishing this and if they could learn something, and well, it was just funnier than they ever dreamed.
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...two conclusions I came to a while back. This is where my Theory of Everything came from. It goes like this: People are Idiots.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
and finally, something indecent for the morning

http://i.imgur.com/r1d5kD6m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jSSqkPSm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/buaZqkTm.jpg
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I'd say more than decent.
 
Since I assume you like your job otherwise, I won’t recommend claiming worker’s comp and saying you suffered an injury as a result of lifting your rack (the computer rack, not your boobs). You could get some extra $$ and put it towards some new high quality toys. It is nice when the boss actually listens.
You have my vote for Litties. I too voted for auusiegeekygals’s tits simply because I thought it was funny.
Your indecent pics are a nice distraction from doing my taxes. I think I can claim a deduction for it.
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
...two conclusions I came to a while back. This is where my Theory of Everything came from. It goes like this: People are Idiots.



I'd say more than decent.
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And yeah, pretty much. Though I am sure they are good at something. Probably office politics. Not that I am bad, but I can say way it comes to sales needing someone from my department to talk to an outside client, while they always pick me, they will be sad when Criminal Minds ends and is long forgotten. Fairly confident they provide warning that I am very "Garcia"

and thank you

HotChef1970 said:
You can come over and be indecent whenever you want my lovely, so beautiful and a lovely sight on a Saturday
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Well thank you.

kdunn762012 said:
Damn i dig morning indecency.
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well indecency is awesome anytime

clark_kent said:
Since I assume you like your job otherwise, I won’t recommend claiming worker’s comp and saying you suffered an injury as a result of lifting your rack (the computer rack, not your boobs). You could get some extra $$ and put it towards some new high quality toys. It is nice when the boss actually listens.
You have my vote for Litties. I too voted for auusiegeekygals’s tits simply because I thought it was funny.
Your indecent pics are a nice distraction from doing my taxes. I think I can claim a deduction for it.
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Yeah, I am not a workers comp or lawsuit kind of girl. Just not my speed. And it was funny. tits will get my vote.

Yeah, I need to think about doing my taxes.



coffeelover5 said:
Wow!!! Just wow!!!!
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thank you

EctoJohn said:
Well, you SAY indecent, but from my perspective, they are MORE than decent. :D
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thank you. I suspect you find much indecency decent.
 
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