The lesson that all men should learn from Johnny Depp: never stick your dick in crazy

[LJ_Reloaded]

Also, don't dump your loyal and hard working girlfriend for a younger hotter model.

It's fairly obvious Depp was branch swinging to (cheating with) Amber Heard in 2011 when they met on the set of "The Rum Diary" - before he broke up with Vanessa Paradis.

He wouldn't be in this mess if he hadn't decided to fuck around on his girlfriend in pursuit of younger hot babes. I bet he knows he fucked up when Paradis stood up for his ass against Amber Heard.

 

[sygn]

"never stick your dick in crazy", huh?

I see many "according to court documents, Amber or Johny said or did this", in their legal saga.
https://variety.com/2016/biz/news/johnny-depp-amber-heard-divorce-settlement-1201837685/

I never understood why they make certain legal cases like divorces open to the public.
So intrussive, to be forced to air your most intimate secrets in public.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

"never stick your dick in crazy", huh?

I see many "according to court documents, Amber or Johny said or did this", in their legal saga.
https://variety.com/2016/biz/news/johnny-depp-amber-heard-divorce-settlement-1201837685/

I never understood why they make certain legal cases like divorces open to the public.
So intrussive, to be forced to air your most intimate secrets in public.

Supposedly it's for the public interest or some such bullshit. Like it benefits us to know this.

 

[RoryN]

Dear Incel,

Men who engage in sex regularly - and in a healthy manner - do not spend time on the internet telling people which women to have / not have sex with. This is behavior reserved for boys, or frustrated loners.

Once you can speak from experience, we may listen.

Sincerely,
The World

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Dear Incel,

Men who engage in sex regularly - and in a healthy manner - do not spend time on the internet telling people which women to have / not have sex with. This is behavior reserved for boys, or frustrated loners.

Once you can speak from experience, we may listen.

Sincerely,
The World

This, coming from the mangina who has never been laid a day in his life.

Also: advice columnists do what I just did in this thread all the time.

You have failed 300%, not only in in sex and in logic and reasoning but also reality.