Help "Skiddles" choose a specific losing hockey team to root for!

[Conager]

"Teh Board Puppetmaster" as he often projects has been working hard to reinforce the idea that the "Skiddles" family of often banned attack alts is totally Canadian. He is a little vague about where in the Great White North. For a while, he suggested neighborly propinquinty to Silver but his lack of French fluency overcomplicated that so he wisely dropped that.

He recently Googled to discover there actually is a Houston, Canada so that seems as good a place to "locate" his character.

He suggested that watching his unnamed team lose would be better than watching that totally-not-Canadian Super Bowl so it would be best that the team be an historically less successful franchise with a particularly bad year this year.

Who cares? It isnt hockey.

Maybe you might want to participate in any of the numerous hockey threads. Add some veneer of ver-i-tay to that whole, I'm-totally-Canadian schtick you have been putting all that effort I to.

If my team was doing well I would.

Proximity to Houston would probably be a plus, but not necessarily. He could always add to his backstory and suggest a different birth place than where he currently functionally resides.

American teams would be strictly off-limits of course because he needs to re-enforced that he totally hates all things American, what with him bein' Canadian and all.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I'm surprised he has the time to post with his tiny, bloody penis always stuck a little ways up roryvonbismarkdownsouth's loose butthole.

 

[Conager]

Agreed, but let's give him a new hobby.

It will be fun watching him have to do some hockey homework. At least at the start of the season he'll have to feign an interest in "his team," if he's going to feign interest in hockey at all, no?

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I couldn't even pretend to like hockey to prove a point.

 

[silver gurl]

The Habs. They are even getting boos at home.

 

[Conager]

The Habs have it!

See, that wasn't so hard.

So who was your favorite Habs player of all time?

 

[Ziggins]

The place to go for premium hockey is Greenville, SC to watch the Swamp Rabbits.

 

[Conager]

It's almost as if "Skiddles" isn't interested in discussing hockey at all, even though "he" injected it into a Super Bowl thread.

Google pointed out a recent win, wouldn't "he" at least be excited to talk about that?

 

[Conager]

When did you stop assaulting your wife?

 

[RobDownSouth]

It's Superbowl Sunday but Queerbait wants to discuss hockey.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

The gang's all here.

 

[sygn]

The gang's all here.

I was about to write something like that.

 

[Conager]

It's Superbowl Sunday but Queerbait wants to discuss hockey.

Have you already forgotten that your Canadian "friend" was the one that injected hockey into the Super Bowl thread and then had no interest in discussing hockey?

It is indeed Super Bowl Sunday. Why did this thread in particular capture your attention rather than, say, the Super Bowl thread?

 

[von_Bismarck]

You're trying too hard, queeflington. My whereabouts has been posted many times since 2005.

From my generation its lafleur, Roy, Robinson, Shutt, Dryden. You cant just name 1 favourite Canadien, there are too many greats to choose from.

So now that I have answered some of your questions, it's my turn.
Of what age group do you most prefer to sniff their panties?

Significantly younger than he is, that's for sure.

 

[Ziggins]

Swamp Rabbit would be a fine username.

 

[Conager]

~consulting the RoryTriggeringByPostCountScale ~

Wow. "Skiddles" with nine posts in a friendly thread about his affection for losing hockey teams! That is some level of triggered!

Honorable mentions with Rob as himself chiming in and a guest flyby by the often banned for a topic Rob often used to bring up, FreudianSlit/BJ/DickFagman/VonSkidmark.

Weird how he brought up hockey in a Super Bowl thread to "prove" he is Canadian, then displayed zero interest in talking about his minimal interest in the sport.

 

[RobDownSouth]

~consulting the RoryTriggeringByPostCountScale ~

Wow. "Skiddles" with nine posts in a friendly thread about his affection for losing hockey teams! That is some level of triggered!

Let's see, Queerbait picks Superbowl Sunday to call somebody out about....wait for it.....ice hockey, and is shocked...SHOCKED!...that people show up to ridicule him.

Honorable mentions with Rob as himself chiming in and a guest flyby by the often banned for a topic Rob often used to bring up, FreudianSlit/BJ/DickFagman/VonSkidmark.

Weird how he brought up hockey in a Super Bowl thread to "prove" he is Canadian, then displayed zero interest in talking about his minimal interest in the sport.

When life deals Queerbait lemons, he makes orange juice, so he immediately attempted to pivot onto more familiar ground with his "Rob uses alts because reasons" mantra, even though he has no proof to back up his claims.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

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[Ann_Tagonist]

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[RoryN]

https://i.imgur.com/K77HPUZ.gif

 

[toeskr]

See knob got a bit offended have his red peni thingy posted.

That is funny shit right there.

Couldn't hit the report button fast enough. LAWLZ!

Don't worry grandpa, it will live in infamy and brought out for a chuckle on occasion.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Gallagher is back, the momentum will change. Plus I think it's time they gave Price his walking papers.

A goalie is only as good as his team. Give them time, they'll work out the kinks.

 

[Pookie]

https://i.imgur.com/K77HPUZ.gif

Killa thread material, that is.

 

[von_Bismarck]

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Womp womp.

 

[Conager]

Womp womp.

Gonna need an orchestra of sad trombones to mourn the death ray that Skiddles got.

Like he never even existed.

Fitting.