What's in your toy draw?

[stepdog]

What's in your toy drawer?

Keen to hear what sex toys others are enjoying and cumming on.

My wife is loving the rechargeable vibrating cock ring but the first few times I came to quick!! as its great for men as well.

My favourite is the fleshlight and it gets used during her time of the month... she likes to talk dirty to me while she stabs it onto my cock.

I'm bit of a tech dinosaur, haven't worked out how to post a photo yet. PM most welcome, I am good with emails and sharing photos.

Happy orgasms.

 

[stepdog]

I'm must be a dirty guy

This is harder than I thought, I figured many couples or women used toys to spice up bedroom time... 15 years with same woman and things can get dull if you allow it.

Someone suggested a glass dildo via PM. Any feedback?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I’m addition to various sex toys, the elf on the shelf is also kept there January-November.

 

[stepdog]

This is new to me... how does Mr Elf help? Maybe a guest sees Mr Elf and says he’s cute, naturally you reply I really like him... and nobody suspects anything.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I found a missing earring today.

 

[stepdog]

I found a missing earring today.

Excellent, was it in toy draw?? haha

Or at your lovers house, Naughty wife

 

[Jada59]

I have tons but the ones that get the most use are the blue glass dildo and the Hitachi.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Excellent, was it in toy draw?? haha

Or at your lovers house, Naughty wife

Toy drawer = mini suitcase.
Only thing I’ve left at a lovers house was a wet spot on the bed. And it was on his wife’s side.
Whoopsie.

 

[stepdog]

I have tons but the ones that get the most use are the blue glass dildo and the Hitachi.

Thanks Jada, I keep hearing glass diildo... its her bday tomorrow and she needs some treats and a good massage.

 

[stepdog]

Thanks for making me laugh

Toy drawer = mini suitcase.
Only thing I’ve left at a lovers house was a wet spot on the bed. And it was on his wife’s side.
Whoopsie.

Love your wicked humour... I prefer visiting single ladies, then there is no angry hubby I have to fight.

 

[Hornblende]

So many things that it sometimes jams when I try to open it.

 

[Mtnmike]

So many things that it sometimes jams when I try to open it.

Roflmao, that's funny right there

 

[stepdog]

We Vibe

Her Bday has arrived and I settled on a We-Vibe... thanks to a clever sales assist.
a flat tongue of the toys fits into her pussy to hold the main vibration device over her clit... it's quiet and can be worn in public and I can control with an app on my phone.

Can also been worn during sex and I will feel the vibrations while I'm fully inside her.

Have any couples tried this toy??

 

[stepdog]

When wife opened box and saw the u shaped toy she thought the fatter side went in her pussy and the thinner side in her butt... but her butt is off limits!!!!

 

[Miles Long]

My arsenal contains many hitty things, many restrainy things, and some buzzy things.

 

[BongoGal]

The word is 'drawer'.

 

[MsLead]

Cobwebs....tumbleweeds....dust balls

No! That's not innuendo!

 

[stepdog]

Her Bday has arrived and I settled on a We-Vibe... thanks to a clever sales assist.
a flat tongue of the toys fits into her pussy to hold the main vibration device over her clit... it's quiet and can be worn in public and I can control with an app on my phone.

Can also been worn during sex and I will feel the vibrations while I'm fully inside her.

Have any couples tried this toy??

Cobwebs....tumbleweeds....dust balls

No! That's not innuendo!

I guess not all women enjoy toys or masterbation... they would sooner wait and enjoy a mans company and touch.

 

[Chewbacca79]

Lego
Funko Pops
Some original G-1 Transformers
Other assorted action figures

Have I grossly misjudged the tone of the thread?

 

[stepdog]

Lego
Funko Pops
Some original G-1 Transformers
Other assorted action figures

Have I grossly misjudged the tone of the thread?

Quickly learning we all think differently... I did say toys.

Getting slammed in another thread I started, so on a steep learning curve. Cheers

 

[LikeableMe]

The word is 'drawer'.

I’m glad someone said it - I’ve been screaming it internally every time I see the title!

And to be on topic - I don’t have any sex toys. Guess I’m boring!

 

[blade_rocknut]

I came here to say "the letters e and r", but Bongo rang that bell.

Among various soft plastic items in varying stages of decay, there's an old home video that really should be killed by fire, relie remotes for electronics not seen since 1999, and a wooden shoe stretcher.

 

[Apisto42]

Quickly learning we all think differently... I did say toys.

Getting slammed in another thread I started, so on a steep learning curve. Cheers

Don’t sweat it. It’s funny.

Just assorted junk in mine.

 

[numeniusa]

I came here to say "the letters e and r", but Bongo rang that bell.

Among various soft plastic items in varying stages of decay, there's an old home video that really should be killed by fire, relie remotes for electronics not seen since 1999, and a wooden shoe stretcher.

*feels slightly disquieted at what the shoe stretcher is doing in there*

 

[numeniusa]

Don’t sweat it. It’s funny.

Just assorted junk in mine.

Insufficiently specific. Details. We need an inventory