Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well I'm tall so that does fit.

sure we can say up was discussing height

You are truly a generous person. You had pleasure this morning and decided to share that pleasure with all of us. I can't think of a greater act of kindness.

Thank you. Indeed, I can be nice. ok, I do get something out of it too.

Sex? What's that? Is that like my wife saying "Fuck you!" when I scare her in the shower?

Young women don't like the young men these days. Watching the comments my son has during his online, multiplayer games the women have had enough of the bullshit men their ages spew. LOL

I'm not shocked to see someone in Florida that is all up good with faith and football and family. Most "Florida Man" Tweets I see have him as such LOL

haha.

and maybe, but it isn't like listening to him is actually a requirement.

but hum. I have also learned masturbation rates have doubled for men and tripled for women since the 90s. Maybe it is the young women who would have been out slutting it up did switch to porn and toys. But we are most adventurous and willing to take more risks in our 20s, sitting that period out just seems wrong.

and yeah, she seems typical, but I highly doubt any will manage to pick up the hot married female doctor who is all into family and faith. I wish them luck though.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Yeah, the women jumped, but damn look at the men. That is a fuck ton of young men not getting laid.

It could be they are spending more of their time trying to learn the new language used on this forum, I understood very little of it.
It'shows what a small world it is when they found you exercising your flexibility, and included it on their site.

 

[whenagain]

happy monday.

here is my ass in the shower. enjoy

What a way to start the day.

 

[kdunn762012]

I'm down for whatever up is.

 

[RjThoughts]

haha.

and maybe, but it isn't like listening to him is actually a requirement.

but hum. I have also learned masturbation rates have doubled for men and tripled for women since the 90s. Maybe it is the young women who would have been out slutting it up did switch to porn and toys. But we are most adventurous and willing to take more risks in our 20s, sitting that period out just seems wrong.

and yeah, she seems typical, but I highly doubt any will manage to pick up the hot married female doctor who is all into family and faith. I wish them luck though.

They have ZERO chance with her. She's also educated, knows (or should know) better.

I attribute the rise in female masturnation to several reasons:
1. Batteries are cheaper and more anonymous than going out to meet men (and women);
2. Porn has become more readily available and romance/erotic romance/erotica has become better, the poorly written stories on Literotica notwithstanding;
3. Women have evolved, become better, learned that they don't need to put up with men's shit any longer;
4. Availability of toys has increased.

These are but 4 reasons. Christ, I could do an academic paper on this.

 

[EctoJohn]

happy monday.

here is my ass in the shower. enjoy

Oh my god, how could I not?!
Instantly aroused!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yeah, the women jumped, but damn look at the men. That is a fuck ton of young men not getting laid.

It could be they are spending more of their time trying to learn the new language used on this forum, I understood very little of it.
It'shows what a small world it is when they found you exercising your flexibility, and included it on their site.

The man who busts out how's-your-father as a euphemism for screwing thinks this was hard to understand. Pot kettle lol. Nah, i don't think the 20s American crowd struggles with American English, but maybe they are trying to learn that European English. Yours is way more respectable compared to our colorful and relaxed patterns. Though does Europe have near the amount of English speakers who can make anything sound dirty compared to America? I don't know if the more rigid linguistic style could accomplish that. Could you really make asking someone to pass the French Fries sound dirty. Actually, it would be fun to hear someone try. Wonder if youtube has a video.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What a way to start the day.

Glad you agree

I'm down for whatever up is.

A man who is down for wharever is always a good thing.

They have ZERO chance with her. She's also educated, knows (or should know) better.

I attribute the rise in female masturnation to several reasons:
1. Batteries are cheaper and more anonymous than going out to meet men (and women);
2. Porn has become more readily available and romance/erotic romance/erotica has become better, the poorly written stories on Literotica notwithstanding;
3. Women have evolved, become better, learned that they don't need to put up with men's shit any longer;
4. Availability of toys has increased.

These are but 4 reasons. Christ, I could do an academic paper on this.

Yup on hot doc.

You are also forgetting it simply isn't as taboo for women. Either they know more or they lie less. Data is only as good as the honesty of tge participents. And women have been shown to lie more when it comes to sexual data collection. That may be lessening as stigma towards sexually motivated women lessens.

Oh my god, how could I not?!
Instantly aroused!

Excellent. Thank you.

 

[RjThoughts]

Yup on hot doc.

You are also forgetting it simply isn't as taboo for women. Either they know more or they lie less. Data is only as good as the honesty of tge participents. And women have been shown to lie more when it comes to sexual data collection. That may be lessening as stigma towards sexually motivated women lessens.

The sampled women are probably less worried over the sexual stigma than in years past. Forgot about that

 

[rma59]

What a way to start the day.

I would love to be that toy!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The sampled women are probably less worried over the sexual stigma than in years past. Forgot about that

and take that to the current survey too. being 18% of men will lie and increase the amount of sexual partners they have, and 18% of women will lie to decrease it.

Also, men tend to consider oral sex, hand jobs etc as sex when asked, where as more women tend to not, and drop those. so those men are more likely to be counting that one off blow job where as those women are less likely to be counting the man who stopped for a box lunch.

I'll admit if I answered a survey on how many times or people I had sex with in the past year or 5, life whatever, finger fucks, blow jobs, or an eat and play combo don't count. I would have thought men were likely to have the same opinion, but survey says they are more like to count that.

I would love to be that toy!

It kind of has a boring life, it stays out of sight until I decide I want to use it to further my enjoyment, then I put it away and ignore it until the next time I want to use it.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

happy monday.

here is my ass in the shower. enjoy

I'm glad you were able to clean every bit. Hygiene is important.

So Monday pointless rambles is a tour in my head today.

1st I didn’t see a Woody this morning. It made me a little concerned. Finally at lunch, Woody appeared. Just for a few minutes, a quick banging session, then left. I like this arrangement.

2nd, ok, I am going to take you on my thought pattern journey for the next few. Part one of this journey begins with reverse image searching myself. Yes I periodically spot check. Look I like to believe in the perv code, but I know it isn’t real. I am a paranoid person, so I like to see where I am making it, so I know if it is time to burn my imgur account. I don’t know what my threshold will be. Probably a popular main stream site, or some creeper pretending to be me. Yeah that is probably harmless, but the concept just creeps me the hell out. That is probably why it annoys me if I see it here. I can’t explain it, it is just creepy as fuck. This is the same reason I never block anyone, even if they annoy me. If they send a threatening message, I want to hear the threat so I can prepare accordingly. Anyway, a little random spot search brought me to this thread.
https://niggasin******/thread/24537

3rd, The result made me laugh. Not sure what that says about me. From my home tacky dresses, to the concept that I will post ridiculous things on the internet, to posting nudity on the internet, as well as I laughed at how they spoke to each other. Another reason that I am going to hell.

4th. I had to ask myself what the hell is that place. Most direct answer I can provide after looking around is it is the GB without porn. I wonder how many people here are splitting their insulting time block between the two.

5th. I clearly need to get around more. Not only had I never heard of the site, I was not familiar with Temple of the Screaming Electron either.

6th. Trying to get an idea of where I was and I stumbled across this. It is older, study was released last year, but I hadn’t seen it
.
Apparently, Americans have the least than we have had for decades
http://i.imgur.com/IvhztzQm.jpg

Now, my first thought is more old people, they don’t have a lot of sex, but then there is this
http://i.imgur.com/UiqoyApm.jpg

It isn’t the old people, it is the 20 to 30 crowd. Woah, wait a minute. How? Why?
http://i.imgur.com/GW0hEaZm.jpg

Yeah, the women jumped, but damn look at the men. That is a fuck ton of young men not getting laid. It is a lot of young women not getting laid too, but I guess my expectations of men make this shocking to me.

What, was that 10% of women screwing 20% of the men and now women are finding God rather than enjoying youth, slutting it up? Well that is just sad if true.

Or is it all the electronics and free porn that young men just don’t even want to get laid anymore? That is downright horrifying. What is the world coming too.

Or is it that people are getting married later. Ok that may account for not having sex this week. Though in my case being married accounts for my not having sex this week. Lack of a spouse most certainly can’t account for the whole year. Come on.

Or is it the economy? Men are choosing to live at home with mommy and daddy rather than a complete crap hole they can afford. Hum, I can not imagine a better birth control than living with your parents. that is even harder to overlook than socks with sandals. Yeah yeah, I get it is easier and provides a better standard of living, but no. More 20something year old men now live with their parents than women, yet 20 something women earn less and have a smaller employment footprint. Why? How can women independent and men can't? Men are now significantly more likely to have never lived on their own than women. Why? If the choice is living with parents or a crap hole with roommates, the man in the crap hole will get laid more. Yes, some women will close their legs when she realizes he is broke as fuck, but not most. There are a lot of women who are also broke as fuck and don’t see it as a huge problem, especially at that age. Being either unable or unwilling to function independently from mommy is a much much bigger thing to overlook. I would much rather go to the ghetto than be expected to sneak past or worse make small talk with mom before getting laid. It has nothing to do with not being able to pay for dates or gifts, poor isn’t a problem, it is something else. I know it doesn’t really mean anything, and it is common in other countries, but in my experience with women, nothing will dry a pussy faster than having to deal with his mommy.

Or is there something else cause this young men going with sex issue? What am I missing? How do we fix this crisis in America?

7th. Coworker had an optometrist appointment. Came back discussing her hotness, shared pictures, coworkers are now changing their optometrist. She is hot. And Young, But married. And her passions include “faith, family, food, and football”. I don’t think they will get very far, but good luck to them and good or her pulling in new clients.

And yeah, that has been the interesting parts of my day. Yeah, I am fucking boring

That pic: its a classic. I mean 2017? Wow.

I am doing what I can to fix that "old farts" demographic. I am only one man...

I am greatly saddened by young people not getting laid. When I was in my twenties I was so horny I jerked off while I was fucking. Of course, I didn't have hot and cold running porn at my fingertips 24/7. I had a couple of well-thumbed magazines in my workshop and the women's underwear section of the Sears catalogue. That's when I started keeping the bedroom warm in the winter. As long as we were both naked, chesterfield rugby seemed like a good idea. Before we had a VCR we sometimes read erotica to each other.

Dammit: that might explain the whole bad behaviour on the internet thing: trolls, flamewars, name calling, the entire list. If people were doing the horizontal mambo instead of arguing about nonsense, the world might be a better place.

I don't think its necessarily the economy either. We were both broke as fuck when we met. There was fun changing that. Besides: making the beast with two backs is surprisingly inexpensive.

(did I use enough euphemisms for sex?)

The Optometrist reminds me of a woman barber I had years ago. She was, uh, "generously proportioned". That can be a liability in that profession. She couldn't cut hair without mashing her boobs into the back of my head or face constantly.

I am polite, so I never complained.

 

[frmtutanota]

Now that's a shower

 

[frmtutanota]

So Monday pointless rambles is a tour in my head today.

1st I didn’t see a Woody this morning. It made me a little concerned. Finally at lunch, Woody appeared. Just for a few minutes, a quick banging session, then left. I like this arrangement.

2nd, ok, I am going to take you on my thought pattern journey for the next few. Part one of this journey begins with reverse image searching myself. Yes I periodically spot check. Look I like to believe in the perv code, but I know it isn’t real. I am a paranoid person, so I like to see where I am making it, so I know if it is time to burn my imgur account. I don’t know what my threshold will be. Probably a popular main stream site, or some creeper pretending to be me. Yeah that is probably harmless, but the concept just creeps me the hell out. That is probably why it annoys me if I see it here. I can’t explain it, it is just creepy as fuck. This is the same reason I never block anyone, even if they annoy me. If they send a threatening message, I want to hear the threat so I can prepare accordingly. Anyway, a little random spot search brought me to this thread.
https://niggasin******/thread/24537

3rd, The result made me laugh. Not sure what that says about me. From my home tacky dresses, to the concept that I will post ridiculous things on the internet, to posting nudity on the internet, as well as I laughed at how they spoke to each other. Another reason that I am going to hell.

4th. I had to ask myself what the hell is that place. Most direct answer I can provide after looking around is it is the GB without porn. I wonder how many people here are splitting their insulting time block between the two.

5th. I clearly need to get around more. Not only had I never heard of the site, I was not familiar with Temple of the Screaming Electron either.

6th. Trying to get an idea of where I was and I stumbled across this. It is older, study was released last year, but I hadn’t seen it
.
Apparently, Americans have the least than we have had for decades
http://i.imgur.com/IvhztzQm.jpg

Now, my first thought is more old people, they don’t have a lot of sex, but then there is this
http://i.imgur.com/UiqoyApm.jpg

It isn’t the old people, it is the 20 to 30 crowd. Woah, wait a minute. How? Why?
http://i.imgur.com/GW0hEaZm.jpg

Yeah, the women jumped, but damn look at the men. That is a fuck ton of young men not getting laid. It is a lot of young women not getting laid too, but I guess my expectations of men make this shocking to me.

What, was that 10% of women screwing 20% of the men and now women are finding God rather than enjoying youth, slutting it up? Well that is just sad if true.

Or is it all the electronics and free porn that young men just don’t even want to get laid anymore? That is downright horrifying. What is the world coming too.

Or is it that people are getting married later. Ok that may account for not having sex this week. Though in my case being married accounts for my not having sex this week. Lack of a spouse most certainly can’t account for the whole year. Come on.

Or is it the economy? Men are choosing to live at home with mommy and daddy rather than a complete crap hole they can afford. Hum, I can not imagine a better birth control than living with your parents. that is even harder to overlook than socks with sandals. Yeah yeah, I get it is easier and provides a better standard of living, but no. More 20something year old men now live with their parents than women, yet 20 something women earn less and have a smaller employment footprint. Why? How can women independent and men can't? Men are now significantly more likely to have never lived on their own than women. Why? If the choice is living with parents or a crap hole with roommates, the man in the crap hole will get laid more. Yes, some women will close their legs when she realizes he is broke as fuck, but not most. There are a lot of women who are also broke as fuck and don’t see it as a huge problem, especially at that age. Being either unable or unwilling to function independently from mommy is a much much bigger thing to overlook. I would much rather go to the ghetto than be expected to sneak past or worse make small talk with mom before getting laid. It has nothing to do with not being able to pay for dates or gifts, poor isn’t a problem, it is something else. I know it doesn’t really mean anything, and it is common in other countries, but in my experience with women, nothing will dry a pussy faster than having to deal with his mommy.

Or is there something else cause this young men going with sex issue? What am I missing? How do we fix this crisis in America?

7th. Coworker had an optometrist appointment. Came back discussing her hotness, shared pictures, coworkers are now changing their optometrist. She is hot. And Young, But married. And her passions include “faith, family, food, and football”. I don’t think they will get very far, but good luck to them and good or her pulling in new clients.

And yeah, that has been the interesting parts of my day. Yeah, I am fucking boring

Simply fascinating

 

[heathrowinneo]

I enjoy my showers. They are the first step to starting my day.

and we all enjoy you enjoying your showers

 

[19jimbo99]

Good morning sweetheart...
Hope all is well with you in bumblefuck...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm okay being set aside from time time to time if i get to be played with by you.

Well it is nice that you are user friendly.

I'm glad you were able to clean every bit. Hygiene is important.



That pic: its a classic. I mean 2017? Wow.

I am doing what I can to fix that "old farts" demographic. I am only one man...

I am greatly saddened by young people not getting laid. When I was in my twenties I was so horny I jerked off while I was fucking. Of course, I didn't have hot and cold running porn at my fingertips 24/7. I had a couple of well-thumbed magazines in my workshop and the women's underwear section of the Sears catalogue. That's when I started keeping the bedroom warm in the winter. As long as we were both naked, chesterfield rugby seemed like a good idea. Before we had a VCR we sometimes read erotica to each other.

Dammit: that might explain the whole bad behaviour on the internet thing: trolls, flamewars, name calling, the entire list. If people were doing the horizontal mambo instead of arguing about nonsense, the world might be a better place.

I don't think its necessarily the economy either. We were both broke as fuck when we met. There was fun changing that. Besides: making the beast with two backs is surprisingly inexpensive.

(did I use enough euphemisms for sex?)

The Optometrist reminds me of a woman barber I had years ago. She was, uh, "generously proportioned". That can be a liability in that profession. She couldn't cut hair without mashing her boobs into the back of my head or face constantly.

I am polite, so I never complained.

yes hygiene is very important. I'd hate to work in HR and have to have that conversation with an employee lol.

and good for you bringing up the old people demographic. the 50% have not ha sex in a year for people over 65 is an ugly number too. I am just not surprised because I will admit to stereotypes in my head that actually make me more surprised at the concept of sexual active old people, especially kinky ones. In my defense, viagra didn't come out until 1998. I was surprised by all the dirty older pervs on lit. It makes aging much less depressing. Of course, my concept of "old" has always been shifting. I thought 30 was ancient until I hit it and didn't feel old. The 40 was old and I hit it, and now I am 41 and nothing really has changed yet. It still doesn't feel old. So I guess 50 is now old, and I will see what I think at 50.

Exactly. What kind of world is it when we can't count on 20something men wanting to get laid. That was like a cornerstone of existence. If one could count on anything in this world, it was the young guy wanting to screw. It was a simple dependable fact. I don't know what kind of world it is without that, but I am not sure that I want to see it.

And you might be right. I know I get kind of angry going a couple weeks with sex. I'd be down right volatile at a year plus. I might damn well be frequently spewing nonsense at people too. And most trolls are 20something men. Specifically younger white men who are fairly well educated. Maybe they just need to get laid more.

I don't think it is the economy exactly either, but the economy has made it seem a little less weird for a man in his late 20s to still be living at home with his mommy doing the cooking and cleaning. When I was young it was 8%, now it is 30% (side note, number of men not laid in the past year was 28%, guess 2% spring for hotels or look for chicks who have their own place) Young people have always been poor. For months, my apartment was furnished with a mattress on the floor in the bedroom which I bought at a garage sale, a sheet of glass that I got from circuit city ripping out a shelf display, and 4 milk crates that I stole from behind winn-dixie. 2 milk crates were seats, and 2 with the sheet of glass were a table. then I slowly added garage sale and walmart pieces as I could afford. I lived on ramen. And a lot of people my age were the same. We didn't wait for the good job, we took the shitty job while we looked. I guess young people today simply have higher standards. But living those standards on the back of someone else requires more trade than one might realize. independence, personal growth, life skills, and I do think getting laid. I wonder what changed that made these scarifies bearable when they weren't decades ago. Maybe helicopter parents are less annoying. Nah, that can't be right.

Now that's a shower

I take my showers fairly seriously.

Simply fascinating

lol. it is something to ponder

and we all enjoy you enjoying your showers

that is what I love about this site.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Good morning sweetheart...
Hope all is well with you in bumblefuck...

it is all well. nothing to write home about, still haven't seen a Woody yet, but all in all it is good

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

well happy tuesday. of course I shall share the traditional titty trifecta.

steamy titties
http://i.imgur.com/GSi77Bjm.jpg

wet titties
http://i.imgur.com/s2CcC2jm.jpg

work titties
http://i.imgur.com/sMmDoBSm.jpg

happy tuesday

 

[blade_rocknut]

Thank goodness for Tuesday...titties and tacos abound!

 

[RjThoughts]

and take that to the current survey too. being 18% of men will lie and increase the amount of sexual partners they have, and 18% of women will lie to decrease it.

Also, men tend to consider oral sex, hand jobs etc as sex when asked, where as more women tend to not, and drop those. so those men are more likely to be counting that one off blow job where as those women are less likely to be counting the man who stopped for a box lunch.

I'll admit if I answered a survey on how many times or people I had sex with in the past year or 5, life whatever, finger fucks, blow jobs, or an eat and play combo don't count. I would have thought men were likely to have the same opinion, but survey says they are more like to count that.

Masters and Johnson needs to be updated, that's for sure. The internet has made people MORE adventurous!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Thank goodness for Tuesday...titties and tacos abound!

well now that sounds like an excellent idea for a restaurant or food truck

Masters and Johnson needs to be updated, that's for sure. The internet has made people MORE adventurous!

I would like to think it has made people more adventurous, but is it more adventurous if it isn't carried off the virtual world

 

[19jimbo99]

Yes blade got it...out here is allways taco Tuesday....if we could only have a topless taco truck ...OMG Cha ching..

 

[scotluvsoral]

well happy tuesday. of course I shall share the traditional titty trifecta.

steamy titties
http://i.imgur.com/GSi77Bjm.jpg

wet titties
http://i.imgur.com/s2CcC2jm.jpg

work titties
http://i.imgur.com/sMmDoBSm.jpg

happy tuesday

Any day that you show your magnificent boobs, is a great day!

 

[whenagain]

well happy tuesday. of course I shall share the traditional titty trifecta.

steamy titties
http://i.imgur.com/GSi77Bjm.jpg

wet titties
http://i.imgur.com/s2CcC2jm.jpg

work titties
http://i.imgur.com/sMmDoBSm.jpg

happy tuesday

Makes my Tuesday really happy!