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Well happy monday. hum nothing great on my phone but there are videos. I promise videos, not good ones. So what movie are we in the mood for?

let me see, boobcentric, I have shower boobs or swaying boobs.

Asscentric, well I have a little clip of my ass poorly lit and obscured by steam in the shower where fingers with my cunt come into play, or similar but with a toy in the shower, or I have a couple minutes hanging out on the couch where my ass is obscured by my oh so sexy black mom panties. yeah fingers and my cunt come into play. I am predictable.

So shower boobs, swaying boobs, shower fingers, shower toy, or couch fingers. first person to state a preference is what I shall upload.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well happy monday. hum nothing great on my phone but there are videos. I promise videos, not good ones. So what movie are we in the mood for?

let me see, boobcentric, I have shower boobs or swaying boobs.

Asscentric, well I have a little clip of my ass poorly lit and obscured by steam in the shower where fingers with my cunt come into play, or similar but with a toy in the shower, or I have a couple minutes hanging out on the couch where my ass is obscured by my oh so sexy black mom panties. yeah fingers and my cunt come into play. I am predictable.

So shower boobs, swaying boobs, shower fingers, shower toy, or couch fingers. first person to state a preference is what I shall upload.
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Shower toy! Do I win the prize?!
 
Shower, they are the first step to starting my day.

Is that preferred to a bit of how's-your-father to take the sleep out of your eyes?
 
Joxlrg said:
Thats starting all of our days off right!!
Thank You
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I think so, and you are welcome

ohverbatum7 said:
Shower, they are the first step to starting my day.

Is that preferred to a bit of how's-your-father to take the sleep out of your eyes?
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ok, will admit I had to google that. it led me to this little piece. https://michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/qfather.htm

hum, hard to say, my first answer is I would rather be screwed, but truth is mornings are packed and there isn't much time, I don't know if the speed needed could really be executed everyday.

My answer is I would rather be screwed if it was a guaranteed quicky. no dilly dallying, stay on point.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well I will post a shower toy clip.

um I have a mint that I don't want sitting on my desk. you can have that too.
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I am concerned about the environment and normally do not condone using too much water. Clearly there is a well deserved exception in this case!

I’ll use the mint tomorrow. Thanks.
 
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Mtnmike said:
Omg, that's so Hottt :heart::heart:
Would like to shower with you, the thoughts running thru me. :D:D
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Thanks. monday is always better visions of perviness dancing through your head.

clark_kent said:
I am concerned about the environment and normally do not condone using too much water. Clearly there is a well deserved exception in this case!

I’ll use the mint tomorrow. Thanks.
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That is good because water conservationists would likely side eye my long showers. I am glad there might be exceptions.
 
It's a day. Much like yours no correspondence will be composed to the homestead. But your shower booty has things looking up.
 
So Monday pointless rambles is a tour in my head today.

1st I didn’t see a Woody this morning. It made me a little concerned. Finally at lunch, Woody appeared. Just for a few minutes, a quick banging session, then left. I like this arrangement.

2nd, ok, I am going to take you on my thought pattern journey for the next few. Part one of this journey begins with reverse image searching myself. Yes I periodically spot check. Look I like to believe in the perv code, but I know it isn’t real. I am a paranoid person, so I like to see where I am making it, so I know if it is time to burn my imgur account. I don’t know what my threshold will be. Probably a popular main stream site, or some creeper pretending to be me. Yeah that is probably harmless, but the concept just creeps me the hell out. That is probably why it annoys me if I see it here. I can’t explain it, it is just creepy as fuck. This is the same reason I never block anyone, even if they annoy me. If they send a threatening message, I want to hear the threat so I can prepare accordingly. Anyway, a little random spot search brought me to this thread.
https://niggasin******/thread/24537

3rd, The result made me laugh. Not sure what that says about me. From my home tacky dresses, to the concept that I will post ridiculous things on the internet, to posting nudity on the internet, as well as I laughed at how they spoke to each other. Another reason that I am going to hell.

4th. I had to ask myself what the hell is that place. Most direct answer I can provide after looking around is it is the GB without porn. I wonder how many people here are splitting their insulting time block between the two.

5th. I clearly need to get around more. Not only had I never heard of the site, I was not familiar with Temple of the Screaming Electron either.

6th. Trying to get an idea of where I was and I stumbled across this. It is older, study was released last year, but I hadn’t seen it
.
Apparently, Americans have the least than we have had for decades
http://i.imgur.com/IvhztzQm.jpg

Now, my first thought is more old people, they don’t have a lot of sex, but then there is this
http://i.imgur.com/UiqoyApm.jpg

It isn’t the old people, it is the 20 to 30 crowd. Woah, wait a minute. How? Why?
http://i.imgur.com/GW0hEaZm.jpg

Yeah, the women jumped, but damn look at the men. That is a fuck ton of young men not getting laid. It is a lot of young women not getting laid too, but I guess my expectations of men make this shocking to me.

What, was that 10% of women screwing 20% of the men and now women are finding God rather than enjoying youth, slutting it up? Well that is just sad if true.

Or is it all the electronics and free porn that young men just don’t even want to get laid anymore? That is downright horrifying. What is the world coming too.

Or is it that people are getting married later. Ok that may account for not having sex this week. Though in my case being married accounts for my not having sex this week. Lack of a spouse most certainly can’t account for the whole year. Come on.

Or is it the economy? Men are choosing to live at home with mommy and daddy rather than a complete crap hole they can afford. Hum, I can not imagine a better birth control than living with your parents. that is even harder to overlook than socks with sandals. Yeah yeah, I get it is easier and provides a better standard of living, but no. More 20something year old men now live with their parents than women, yet 20 something women earn less and have a smaller employment footprint. Why? How can women independent and men can't? Men are now significantly more likely to have never lived on their own than women. Why? If the choice is living with parents or a crap hole with roommates, the man in the crap hole will get laid more. Yes, some women will close their legs when she realizes he is broke as fuck, but not most. There are a lot of women who are also broke as fuck and don’t see it as a huge problem, especially at that age. Being either unable or unwilling to function independently from mommy is a much much bigger thing to overlook. I would much rather go to the ghetto than be expected to sneak past or worse make small talk with mom before getting laid. It has nothing to do with not being able to pay for dates or gifts, poor isn’t a problem, it is something else. I know it doesn’t really mean anything, and it is common in other countries, but in my experience with women, nothing will dry a pussy faster than having to deal with his mommy.

Or is there something else cause this young men going with sex issue? What am I missing? How do we fix this crisis in America?

7th. Coworker had an optometrist appointment. Came back discussing her hotness, shared pictures, coworkers are now changing their optometrist. She is hot. And Young, But married. And her passions include “faith, family, food, and football”. I don’t think they will get very far, but good luck to them and good or her pulling in new clients.

And yeah, that has been the interesting parts of my day. Yeah, I am fucking boring
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So Monday pointless rambles is a tour in my head today.

1st I didn’t see a Woody this morning. It made me a little concerned. Finally at lunch, Woody appeared. Just for a few minutes, a quick banging session, then left. I like this arrangement.

2nd, ok, I am going to take you on my thought pattern journey for the next few. Part one of this journey begins with reverse image searching myself. Yes I periodically spot check. Look I like to believe in the perv code, but I know it isn’t real. I am a paranoid person, so I like to see where I am making it, so I know if it is time to burn my imgur account. I don’t know what my threshold will be. Probably a popular main stream site, or some creeper pretending to be me. Yeah that is probably harmless, but the concept just creeps me the hell out. That is probably why it annoys me if I see it here. I can’t explain it, it is just creepy as fuck. This is the same reason I never block anyone, even if they annoy me. If they send a threatening message, I want to hear the threat so I can prepare accordingly. Anyway, a little random spot search brought me to this thread.
https://niggasin******/thread/24537

3rd, The result made me laugh. Not sure what that says about me. From my home tacky dresses, to the concept that I will post ridiculous things on the internet, to posting nudity on the internet, as well as I laughed at how they spoke to each other. Another reason that I am going to hell.

4th. I had to ask myself what the hell is that place. Most direct answer I can provide after looking around is it is the GB without porn. I wonder how many people here are splitting their insulting time block between the two.

5th. I clearly need to get around more. Not only had I never heard of the site, I was not familiar with Temple of the Screaming Electron either.

6th. Trying to get an idea of where I was and I stumbled across this. It is older, study was released last year, but I hadn’t seen it
.
Apparently, Americans have the least than we have had for decades
http://i.imgur.com/IvhztzQm.jpg

Now, my first thought is more old people, they don’t have a lot of sex, but then there is this
http://i.imgur.com/UiqoyApm.jpg

It isn’t the old people, it is the 20 to 30 crowd. Woah, wait a minute. How? Why?
http://i.imgur.com/GW0hEaZm.jpg

Yeah, the women jumped, but damn look at the men. That is a fuck ton of young men not getting laid. It is a lot of young women not getting laid too, but I guess my expectations of men make this shocking to me.

What, was that 10% of women screwing 20% of the men and now women are finding God rather than enjoying youth, slutting it up? Well that is just sad if true.

Or is it all the electronics and free porn that young men just don’t even want to get laid anymore? That is downright horrifying. What is the world coming too.

Or is it that people are getting married later. Ok that may account for not having sex this week. Though in my case being married accounts for my not having sex this week. Lack of a spouse most certainly can’t account for the whole year. Come on.

Or is it the economy? Men are choosing to live at home with mommy and daddy rather than a complete crap hole they can afford. Hum, I can not imagine a better birth control than living with your parents. that is even harder to overlook than socks with sandals. Yeah yeah, I get it is easier and provides a better standard of living, but no. More 20something year old men now live with their parents than women, yet 20 something women earn less and have a smaller employment footprint. Why? How can women independent and men can't? Men are now significantly more likely to have never lived on their own than women. Why? If the choice is living with parents or a crap hole with roommates, the man in the crap hole will get laid more. Yes, some women will close their legs when she realizes he is broke as fuck, but not most. There are a lot of women who are also broke as fuck and don’t see it as a huge problem, especially at that age. Being either unable or unwilling to function independently from mommy is a much much bigger thing to overlook. I would much rather go to the ghetto than be expected to sneak past or worse make small talk with mom before getting laid. It has nothing to do with not being able to pay for dates or gifts, poor isn’t a problem, it is something else. I know it doesn’t really mean anything, and it is common in other countries, but in my experience with women, nothing will dry a pussy faster than having to deal with his mommy.

Or is there something else cause this young men going with sex issue? What am I missing? How do we fix this crisis in America?

7th. Coworker had an optometrist appointment. Came back discussing her hotness, shared pictures, coworkers are now changing their optometrist. She is hot. And Young, But married. And her passions include “faith, family, food, and football”. I don’t think they will get very far, but good luck to them and good or her pulling in new clients.

And yeah, that has been the interesting parts of my day. Yeah, I am fucking boring
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Sex? What's that? Is that like my wife saying "Fuck you!" when I scare her in the shower?

Young women don't like the young men these days. Watching the comments my son has during his online, multiplayer games the women have had enough of the bullshit men their ages spew. LOL

I'm not shocked to see someone in Florida that is all up good with faith and football and family. Most "Florida Man" Tweets I see have him as such LOL
 
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