The hottest thing ever said to you.

The day before my wife came out to meet me in person, she told me she was getting a haircut. "Oh, not those hairs.... I already shaved those."

INSTANT, full-staff arousal.
 
"I'd walk over broken glass to fuck you right now!"


and more recently...

"I want to suckle your cock all fucking night!"
 
There was a great meme that I’d reposted on tumblr before mine was hung in the town square. I loved it so much but can’t find it anywhere else.

An actual photo of a washer setting dial, which said:

- Small Load
- Regular Load
- Double Load

Above the third setting was photoshopped, “When she calls you Daddy.”
 
Agree with DGE ^ from the opposite direction... all it takes is hearing his voice with THAT TONE say "Babygirl" or "my slave" fuuuucccckkkkk I'm done for. I'm a puddle of weak knees and YES PLEASE!
 
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"When your shorts dropped, I thought Why has he been hiding this all these years?!"
 
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