The hottest thing ever said to you.

[skirt_chaser]

"I'm your slutty whore."

 

[hulmule]

" You are my Michael Angelo of the bedroom "

 

[ComatoastTX]

"She doesn't have to know!"

 

[Acktion]

"You know how you keep saying you're slowing down? I think I'm glad I didn't know you when you were younger. You wear me the fuck out now!"




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[DarkPrimalRose]

"You are mine" Shivers

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

She said "oh put that thing away" He said, I know your gay. New Orleans a long time ago He knew me better than I knew me. Love

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

(Shouted over the background roar) "We better get out of here. Its now 137°F." (working on a safety valve between two running boilers)

 

[DarkPrimalRose]

"Mine"

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

You realize that^^^ is officially a Mom joke now. Your first?

 

[Lovethefox]

We had met on match and dated a few times. After a few dates, we agreed she was going to come over to my place and spend the night.
When she arrived, we had a few drinks and she blurted out:
“when you make love to me tonight, I want you to fuck me in the ass”

 

[Lovethefox]

We had met on match and dated a few times. After a few dates, we agreed she was going to come over to my place and spend the night.
When she arrived, we had a few drinks and she blurted out:
“when you make love to me tonight, I want you to fuck me in the ass”

And yes, I sure did

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I own you

 

[daystate]

If I can walk in the morning you havent fucked me hard enough.

 

[lilmissdarling]

You make me feral.

 

[Tedfkats]

Its your mind thats so sexy

 

[Crankbait88]

Fuck my ass now.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

In an xxx theater, stroking and blowing a stranger.
He whispered in my ear, "Can I cum in your mouth?"

My husband had been the only cock I ever sucked.

I answered, "yes!"

 

[fire515]

In an xxx theater, stroking and blowing a stranger.
He whispered in my ear, "Can I cum in your mouth?"

My husband had been the only cock I ever sucked.

I answered, "yes!"

Well I just fainted

 

[pmagister054]

"Don't you ever get tired?"

 

[Cjbdd]

You know you own me now

 

[Tessinwales]

Can you take it all? Only half of me is inside.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I was on my last day at a job that I'd had for quite a while. A woman I'd worked with approached me and pulled me aside, to say goodbye, I thought.
She said, "I've really enjoyed working with you and you're a lot of fun. Also, I want you to know that your shoulders, arms and hands have been making my pussy wet for years." Then she kissed me on the cheek and skipped off with a big smile.

As a 32 year married guy that's as good as it gets from someone who isn't my wife.

 

[lit_ch3]

"Why don't you cum in my mouth?"
and I did. A lot.

"Oh gawd, please eat me!!!"
just after we'd fucked. And I did. And she loved it.

 

[Escierto]

It was the first time I had ever been fucked by a trans woman. She had already cum in my ass and while her cock was still in, she said to me, “Just wait a second. I will get hard and fuck you again.” Which she did.

 

[lowcollar]

"Lick all that cum off my ass!"
"Hold those cheeks open for me."
"You want to be fisted, don't you"