Bad Random Life Tips.

[Just4AFriend]

Try fixing that broken zipper with a safety pin, while still wearing the pants

 

[Deleted member 1300976]

Condoms are only for sailors

 

[Polranny]

Invite Prince Andrew to stay at your place

 

[BadAmy]

Send cryptic messages. That's always welcome.

 

[EctoJohn]

Play with fire.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Want a free sketch of the world's most beautiful woman? Go to any police station and file a missing persons report, then sit down with the sketch artist and describe your dream woman. When the sketch artist excuses himself, take his pad and leave with a picture suitable for framing.

 

[Guyblue82]

Always invite the vampire inside.... it’s rude to let them just stand there on the porch

 

[sillysluttycouple]

Set up your house like home alone then invite the police in.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Give high fives to people who have hooks for hands.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you see a warning sign about pickpockets, don’t pat your wallet as this would notify thieves of its location. Instead grab your junk so they are obligated to give you a hand job now.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Don't save any money, the world will be gone in 12 years.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Tell her to calm down. She will immediately realize she is overreacting.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Looking for a vacation on a tight budget? Stay at homeless shelters scattered all over the US!

 

[MsLead]

Get in a political discussion. You are sure to change the other person's mind

 

[kurrginatorX]

Call your local donut shop and pretend it is Suicide Hotline. Best case scenario: The manager invites you over for free donuts while you discuss your problems.

 

[MsLead]

Call your local donut shop and pretend it is Suicide Hotline. Best case scenario: The manager invites you over for free donuts while you discuss your problems.

Omg...one time I was crying in my car while driving and this guy told me to follow him to his pizza place and gave me a free pizza.....true story

 

[lustfulraj]

Tell her to calm down. She will immediately realize she is overreacting.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Catch a S.O. Through subdafouge and then try to change them. Tell them if they love you they will be what you need as you go.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Catch a S.O. Through subdafouge and then try to change them. Tell them if they love you they will be what you need as you go.

Ooooof. Awful lot of folks I can name who tried this. Ex wife among them.

 

[Bjerget]

You can absolutely hold it until the next rest stop in 40 miles!

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you need a disguise in a pinch, shave your pubic hair and glue it to your face, you'll have an instant beard.

 

[sillysluttycouple]

Read Twilight. It's great!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Cash out all your money and keep it in your car to save on interest rates.

 

[sillysluttycouple]

Buy more lottery tickets to fill your retirement fund.

 

[Stillrandy]

Ignore that 'check engine' light on your car dashboard -- if you look, that engine is still there anyway...