Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[frmtutanota]

Cooking dinner titties. Damn, that was hard. Apparently i am the most popular person ever at home right now.

Enjoy random sticker and scribles on my pantry wall.

[url]http://i.imgur.com/x7dQ6apm.jpg[/url]

Took me a moment to sort out your comment all I could think of was "why yes, you're very popular "

Sexy boobies

 

[Ekserb]

See, hubby would frown upon that. Well, I might have a higher chance with a chick. Ok, I will give you the white knighting thing, it is actually quite funny, though I do find their little heads get confused if they are white knighting for a chick and come up against another chick. Anyway, I don't think you will see that here on my thread. If there is any irrational yelling to be done by me, damn it. I call dibs. Truth is I irrationally yell so rarely, that I like it when I do. A little endorphin rush or something.

ok, yes, I probably have shame just a very high threshold.

Absolutely no apologies needed for speaking as it flows and not overworking it.

And hey, men do not have the market on being weirdos. that is sexiest. If they can do it, so can we, and we can do it better.

Please.

I suggest you peruse your local mugshots.com and see just how many women have been arrested for weirdo-ism. Not fucking many, I can tell you that.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What's for dinner?

Chicken and vegetables. Nothing fancy

Thank you

Quick fuck before dinner titties are always good.

Yeah, but I never get a pre dinner fuck

Never thought I'd find myself jealous of a seatbelt.....

Lol.

Love how the belt separates you.

So do I. even normally. Not only did the UK give me better support, they made me a better driver. I used to have an issue with seatbelts coming up overtop of both tits, thus pressing against my neck. Every couple minutes, I would pull it down. Over and over and over. Sometimes I'd just wrap it behind me. Thought shoulder belts sucked. I tried gizmos and clips, nothing worked. Again i was buying bras with too large a band, too small a cup because it was all that existed so that is what stores told me I wore. I would pull out the underwire because it was way to wide and would stab me in the back. Without underwire there is no separation thus my seatbelt had no where to be. So yeah once someone told me uk bras were different and i did what the website said for finding sizing, and found hey this works. Then i drove and I realized I wasn't pulling the seatbelt off my neck over and over. Look down and the belt was just happily sitting between my boobs.

A seatbelt between my tits was fucking life changing and an awesome sit to behold

Hopefully nothing will splatter on them

Lol. It was a super fast picture.

Very nice. The tits and weapons. Quite the deadly combo.

And don't forget, my tits could be weapons.

I favor swords that I like the look of, but are still historically realistic.
I don't really have a preference to any one world culture, although I do tend to have more Asian swords just because European ones lean more towards plain (if not very effective) weapons.
That being said, my most recent purchase is called a "Brandenburg Rapier", a rapier that's styled after those that would be seen in Germany around the 17th century. It's an easy one to google if you want to see.
All my swords so far are modern made replicas, as actual antiques are far outside my budget, but most of them, like I said, are at least period correct styles.
The only two that aren't really historically based are the first two I ever bought.
One is a fantasy wall hanger that I bought because it was only $50 and I hadn't decided I was into swords yet, so it was just something neat for decoration.
The other is an anime replica because I'm into anime as well, and I thought it was cool that it was as long as I am tall.
After that was when I started really looking at the better made, realistic swords.



Airbags not needed, I want my face to bump into those.



Ain't the only thing hard.

You're probably just as popular around here, just for much different reasons.

I have a mix, antiques, replicas, and fantasy. Used to sell replicas and fantasy blades along with stripper shoes anf digital scales out of the trunk of my car. My market was college stoners.

Now all I need is a partner.

And what do you think I'm photoshopping?

Lol. And i dont know, um nature.

I will have an actual antique one day.
It'll just be a matter of saving for one and finding the right one I want to buy.

For now, though, I'm happy just having my dozen swords around like an armory.

And sometimes the just find you.

 

[kdunn762012]

No way i could forget that.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Took me a moment to sort out your comment all I could think of was "why yes, you're very popular "

Sexy boobies

Yeah, working wife and mom doesn't generally get a moment of peace after walking through the door. We are super popular.

Please.

I suggest you peruse your local mugshots.com and see just how many women have been arrested for weirdo-ism. Not fucking many, I can tell you that.

Are you questioning Florida woman? Seriously. Also, they are less like to arrest Florida woman unless it is excessive violence. Florida woman can walk naked with her goat whike dancing on the side of I75, and won't go to jail. Florida man will. The difference is a crazy man is perceived as possibly dangerous, where as Florida woman is perceived as just being Florida woman, crazy but harmless. But type in say your birthdate like march 5th and then Florida man, see what news pops. Then do it for florida woman. Odds are about 50/50 she wins the wackadoo prize. Don't underestimate Florida woman and don't forget most cops are men, most DAs are men, most judges are men. That skews crime stats.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Justadesperatewifeandmom: you are the sexiest woman in the entire state of Florida.

oh, I don't know about that. I will say I am redneck bar hot though. but again, may not be the best teeth ever, but they are all there.

 

[kdunn762012]

Bar, club, knitting group, reading club, shooting range, Cub Scout Den you"re just plain hot dear.

 

[Ekserb]

Remember what I said about the morons?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Wow Justa. Your titties had a very busy day. It must be nearly time for going to bed titties.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Bar, club, knitting group, reading club, shooting range, Cub Scout Den you"re just plain hot dear.

Well thank you. I so need to join a knitting group. Now how ro combine knitting and perv.

Remember what I said about the morons?

Uh huh

Wow Justa. Your titties had a very busy day. It must be nearly time for going to bed titties.

Indeed. Tv watching is next though.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Titties watching tv. Again, damn this is fun, but hard.

https://i.imgur.com/jcvqdGKm.jpg

Next, will be titties in bed.

 

[RjThoughts]

Titties watching tv. Again, damn this is fun, but hard.

https://i.imgur.com/jcvqdGKm.jpg

Next, will be titties in bed.

Yummies!

 

[kdunn762012]

Knit a cock sock?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Titties watching tv. Again, damn this is fun, but hard.

https://i.imgur.com/jcvqdGKm.jpg

Next, will be titties in bed.

What are they watching? (John would like what I'm watching: Forged in Fire.)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yummies!

Thank you.

Knit a cock sock?

Maybe, but I like to be different in my perviness. It is what maked me unique and special, just like everyone else.

What are they watching? (John would like what I'm watching: Forged in Fire.)

Just had to go google, looks interesting. I am watching The Resident. I like medical and crime dramas, but more importantly Matt Czuchry is a hottie. Yeah, got to love how I pick my TV shows. Who do I want to stare at tonight?

 

[kdunn762012]

Ok so knit some nipple nappies. For those really cold Florida nights.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok so knit some nipple nappies. For those really cold Florida nights.

Lol. Truth is I'd never have the patience for knitting. I really hope I never become the knitting type. I think when that happens I might be sitting in a rocking chair waiting for death or something.

 

[kdunn762012]

Fair enough. I was just naming random shit anyway. You're hot. Bottom line.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Good night. Sweet dreams.

http://i.imgur.com/iz1mZ9Ym.jpg

 

[RjThoughts]

Good night. Sweet dreams.

http://i.imgur.com/iz1mZ9Ym.jpg

I will now!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Good night. Sweet dreams.

http://i.imgur.com/iz1mZ9Ym.jpg

Good night Justa and boobies... (looks for copy of Goodnight Moon for parody purposes...)

 

[EctoJohn]

Good night. Sweet dreams.

http://i.imgur.com/iz1mZ9Ym.jpg

I wish to dream of those.

 

[Naughtyboy31]

Justadesperatewifeandmom: you are the sexiest woman in the entire state of Florida.

You don't even live in FL. lol

 

[planetbeat_]

Respond later, but 1st part of the rest of my day...driving home titties. Soon i will be home for making dinner titties.

http://i.imgur.com/u0g9EQXm.jpg

Cooking dinner titties. Damn, that was hard. Apparently i am the most popular person ever at home right now.

Enjoy random sticker and scribles on my pantry wall.

http://i.imgur.com/x7dQ6apm.jpg

Titties watching tv. Again, damn this is fun, but hard.

https://i.imgur.com/jcvqdGKm.jpg

Next, will be titties in bed.

Good night. Sweet dreams.

http://i.imgur.com/iz1mZ9Ym.jpg

Ha, you are absolutely incredible.....well done big smiles and more this morning xxx

 

[chanticleer]

well first thank you. I hate public speaking myself. odd huh. But yeah, I get it. once it gets above like 10 people, I start to get exceptionally uncomfortable, most especially if there is like a stage, or I am standing others are sitting, etc. I teach any classes now in an informal setting like lunch rooms where we are all sitting together.

I am glad you and your cock enjoy my tits, nudity, and random banter. Interactive tits are always best.

I am probably not the best one to assess how much porn is too much, hell, I am here a lot, I was able to play name that porn with basics of plot line and wardrobe, and I recognized a adult entertainers dog. but if you are only following a handful of threads, that doesn't sound like much.

and omg, I forgot about the day that I tried to calculate the amount of thread related cum. Still going with my first calculation had to be wrong, it was just too high. but thank you for trying to support my math lol.

I am happy for you to participate, but it doesn't bother me if you don't. Do what you enjoy as I do. Now If no one participate, I expect I will get bored, but there are a decent number of extroverts here.

and thanks for not getting bored by my tits

I think public speaking makes a lot of people nervous. From what little that I know about you, I think you seem like a very confident and intelligent person, so I'm a little surprised that even someone like you can get nervous about public speaking, but it must be a common fear. I think you'd handle it better than me! Giving presentations is the worst. Is that part of your job description? I minored in German in college (which I have forgotten most of due to not using it for a long time), and some of my most nerve-wracking experiences were giving presentations in a language that I didn't know very well. In fact, during one presentation I attempted to use the word Moschee which means mosque, but I mangled it and accidentally said Muschi which means pussy. Haha. We had some Europeans who were completely fluent taking the course for the easy A, and they rightfully snickered. The professor simply corrected my word choice. I'm still good friends with someone I met while taking that course, and he still makes fun of that mistake to this day, lol. I thought that you'd find that anecdote appropriate for your thread! And now you know a couple of new German words if you didn't already know them.

Strangely enough I am somewhat immune to public performances when it comes to music. I was in band in high school and was really serious about it. I played solos a number of times by myself in front of hundreds of people at concerts, and it was no big deal. But I think it helps me to have an instrument become my voice instead of using my actual voice. It's just different.

Hell yeah, interactive tits are great! It sounds like you enjoy porn a lot, and that's really great! We here all benefit from your love of showing off! I generally stick to just your thread here, but I enjoy a lot of porn elsewhere and certainly have my favorite models and favorite pairs of tits. Your breasts are certainly some of my favorites! I tend to love big natural breasts, and I've indulged in porn to a degree that I can recognize a number of models simply by photos of just their breasts. That's not to say that I'd recognize most models or porn actresses, but I would definitely recognize those on my favorites list. So when you have periods when you're not posting I certainly indulge elsewhere, but I am always thrilled when you come back! I think too much porn is when someone looks at porn so much that it prevents them from doing basic and important things. Luckily I don't think that I've crossed that line, but I certainly find looking at tits is a great way to close out a day and relax and enjoy the pleasure that it brings.

Perhaps your semen calculation was too high, but I will personally see to it that the actual number gets a little bit closer to your theoretical number, and I'm sure that lots of other guys that read your thread are helping to make the number closer to reality. If humanity can put people on the moon then guys that read your thread can help make achieving the number a reality, damn it. Granted that I've forgotten what the number is, so the only solution I see is to cum to your tits as much as possible. I know what I'll be doing tonight.

I'm glad that there's plenty of extroverts here to encourage you to continue posting! Maybe I'll post more, maybe I'll won't. Truth be told this is the only place I currently write anything on the internet. Again, I'm very passive, but my love of your tits has demanded that I at least participate some! It's really awesome that you enjoy posting so much and that it does something for you too. Like I said before, we all benefit. Thanks for posting! I will never, ever, ever get bored by your tits.

thank you. so is there then a justa's titties anonymous group where everyone sits and shares their stories where they knew they had a problem and hit rock bottom. I would like to know what kind of rock bottom can be blamed on my titties. It sounds like it could be very interesting.

I kind of have a story where I hit rock bottom with my JTA condition. I don't know if I'd write it here in public, but if you're interested I'd PM you if you want to hear it.