Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm always up for a titty trifecta, especially when they are your glorious and magnificent ones.

Well thank you

That was more my speed and debauchery occasionally occurred.

as is the way.

As far as meeting people off the site, I would recommend it. Barring the occasional weirdo, there is a chance you can meet someone very special who brings additional joy to your life. I wouldn't guarantee it, but there's always a chance.*

I doubt you're a "dainty snowflake," but in my experience, the male members of this site are all too quick to jump to the aid of any female they feel has been slighted in any way. These "white knights" are impossible to deal with and I used to really enjoy sparring with them on a weekly basis. As usual, the fun wore thin after so few proved to be adequate opponents. Oh, how I loathe the morons.

I somehow doubt you have "no shame." I reserve that label for people who are proud of their ignorance. Unless you believe the world is flat and are willing to admit it publicly.

I apologize for the structure of the previous paragraph. It's not my best work.

*based on my limited experience as a man meeting women, the latter of which are far, far less likely to be weirdos.

See, hubby would frown upon that. Well, I might have a higher chance with a chick. Ok, I will give you the white knighting thing, it is actually quite funny, though I do find their little heads get confused if they are white knighting for a chick and come up against another chick. Anyway, I don't think you will see that here on my thread. If there is any irrational yelling to be done by me, damn it. I call dibs. Truth is I irrationally yell so rarely, that I like it when I do. A little endorphin rush or something.

ok, yes, I probably have shame just a very high threshold.

Absolutely no apologies needed for speaking as it flows and not overworking it.

And hey, men do not have the market on being weirdos. that is sexiest. If they can do it, so can we, and we can do it better.

You have a sword collection too?
Now I gotta see.

Boob paintings sound like fun.
I have no boobs, though.
Should I put my dick to canvas?

Photoshop is easier to get now.
I used to have a cracked version of 6 and 7 back in the day.
Then a few years back Adobe accidentally released CS2 for free, so that's what I was using for a while.
Nowadays I pay for it because it's no longer the $700-900 program it once was.
They switched to a monthly subscription model for their entire suite of design programs now called Adobe CC (for creative cloud)
There's various levels you can get that gives you more and more stuff, from the $10 a month I use to levels clearly for companies that are like $100 a month.
What I use gives me Photoshop and Lightroom, which is all I really need for personal use.
I believe I can also save to the cloud up to a certain amount, but I never use it.
I have no need to access my stuff from anywhere else, but you can.

As for having a life, you have plenty.
You have a family of your own, your own house, etc.
That's far more than I can say.

As for your titty trifecta, it is magnificent as usual.

I do, most of it is buried in the weapon room now. can't have weapons covering the walls when you have kids.

have you never tried painting with your dick. hey, you might enjoy it.

I really don't take enough photos to warrant software.

And of course, thank you.

Yay! You're back. Now I have some proper fantasy fodder. I tried to mail myself to you for Xmas but USPS got lost and ended up returning me

I am. sorry you had to look on the internet to find tits to fantasy about. I am sure it was taxing. and yes, I had when I get lost, but at least you got returned.

 

[kdunn762012]

Why did i just get an image of a large-breasted pervy Mandalorian when you said that?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Why did i just get an image of a large-breasted pervy Mandalorian when you said that?

I am not sure. why am I now wondering if it is easier or more difficult to be a mandalorian with large breasts.

 

[kdunn762012]

You inadvertently paraphrased a line from the new show. As for the other I'd say it's a push. You'd need more armour but your attributes would be a great distraction even in a galaxy far, far away.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You inadvertently paraphrased a line from the new show. As for the other I'd say it's a push. You'd need more armour but your attributes would be a great distraction even in a galaxy far, far away.

Really, huh. I am often behind on media. now, could I rock armor, or would it just be too much fashion for me.

 

[kdunn762012]

Personally speaking, you wearing as little as possible would bre my choice. However you are a pretty bad ass chick and could totally rock the armour.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Personally speaking, you wearing as little as possible would bre my choice. However you are a pretty bad ass chick and could totally rock the armour.

Maybe, I would like to try. I like to try new things.

 

[kdunn762012]

Of course. It's how we grow. You'd have some challenges. One being the breastplate. That'd be a lot of Beskar steele, which lets face it, isn't cheap. Another issue being the whole Mandalorians not removing their helmets in front of others. You're far too pretty to be adhering to that. I told you, big nerd lol.

 

[EctoJohn]

I do, most of it is buried in the weapon room now. can't have weapons covering the walls when you have kids.

have you never tried painting with your dick. hey, you might enjoy it.

I really don't take enough photos to warrant software.

And of course, thank you.

I'm jealous you have a weapons room.
I hope to one day have a room that is exclusively for my swords.
Some on the walls, some on stands, some in show cases like a jewelry store.

lol, Nope, can't say I have.
I might have to get finger paints for it, I'm not sure I'd trust regular paint 'round those parts.

You don't take enough photos?
*looks at this thread*
REALLY?

And you're welcome.

 

[kdunn762012]

I'm curious Ecto, what type of swords do you favor? Katanas, broadswords, bayonets? I have a LOT of knives and guns but never collected many swords. Do have a WW2 era long bayonet though

 

[CanadianM]

"Painting with your dick" now that comment makes the mind wander... could be a couple meanings here and I wonder which you are referring to?? Always good to try new things, especially at my age..

 

[RjThoughts]

Well happy tuesday.

Today I present the standard tuesday titty trifecta



happy tuesday.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Respond later, but 1st part of the rest of my day...driving home titties. Soon i will be home for making dinner titties.

http://i.imgur.com/u0g9EQXm.jpg

 

[WerdNerd]

Respond later, but 1st part of the rest of my day...driving home titties. Soon i will be home for making dinner titties.

http://i.imgur.com/u0g9EQXm.jpg

Quick fuck before dinner titties are always good.

 

[kdunn762012]

Never thought I'd find myself jealous of a seatbelt.....

 

[Todger65]

Respond later, but 1st part of the rest of my day...driving home titties. Soon i will be home for making dinner titties.


http://i.imgur.com/u0g9EQXm.jpg

Love how the belt separates you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Cooking dinner titties. Damn, that was hard. Apparently i am the most popular person ever at home right now.

Enjoy random sticker and scribles on my pantry wall.

http://i.imgur.com/x7dQ6apm.jpg

 

[kdunn762012]

What's for dinner?

 

[RjThoughts]

Cooking dinner titties. Damn, that was hard. Apparently i am the most popular person ever at home right now.

Enjoy random sticker and scribles on my pantry wall.

http://i.imgur.com/x7dQ6apm.jpg

Hopefully nothing will splatter on them

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Of course. It's how we grow. You'd have some challenges. One being the breastplate. That'd be a lot of Beskar steele, which lets face it, isn't cheap. Another issue being the whole Mandalorians not removing their helmets in front of others. You're far too pretty to be adhering to that. I told you, big nerd lol.

Oh the breastplate. That is a challenge

I'm jealous you have a weapons room.
I hope to one day have a room that is exclusively for my swords.
Some on the walls, some on stands, some in show cases like a jewelry store.

lol, Nope, can't say I have.
I might have to get finger paints for it, I'm not sure I'd trust regular paint 'round those parts.

You don't take enough photos?
*looks at this thread*
REALLY?

And you're welcome.

That would be cool

In my case, it is really a bedroom with so much stuff kid isn't permitted to touch and see that it is non functional. Basically storage. Though yes, a lor of weapons. Swords, bows, crossbows, gun safes, guns, ammunition. And a lot of collectable toys. And where Christmas presents are hidden, and lord knows what else lol.

I forget not everyone has washable finger paints laying around.

Also quite fun with a partner is vanilla pudding mixed with food coloring as edible paints.

And i meant like actual pictures, not slutty selfies.

I'm curious Ecto, what type of swords do you favor? Katanas, broadswords, bayonets? I have a LOT of knives and guns but never collected many swords. Do have a WW2 era long bayonet though

I have a ww2 Springfield with an m1 bayonet.

"Painting with your dick" now that comment makes the mind wander... could be a couple meanings here and I wonder which you are referring to?? Always good to try new things, especially at my age..

Any and all one can imagine, proceed how one desires is my opinion.

Thank you

 

[kdunn762012]

Very nice. The tits and weapons. Quite the deadly combo.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm curious Ecto, what type of swords do you favor? Katanas, broadswords, bayonets? I have a LOT of knives and guns but never collected many swords. Do have a WW2 era long bayonet though

I favor swords that I like the look of, but are still historically realistic.
I don't really have a preference to any one world culture, although I do tend to have more Asian swords just because European ones lean more towards plain (if not very effective) weapons.
That being said, my most recent purchase is called a "Brandenburg Rapier", a rapier that's styled after those that would be seen in Germany around the 17th century. It's an easy one to google if you want to see.
All my swords so far are modern made replicas, as actual antiques are far outside my budget, but most of them, like I said, are at least period correct styles.
The only two that aren't really historically based are the first two I ever bought.
One is a fantasy wall hanger that I bought because it was only $50 and I hadn't decided I was into swords yet, so it was just something neat for decoration.
The other is an anime replica because I'm into anime as well, and I thought it was cool that it was as long as I am tall.
After that was when I started really looking at the better made, realistic swords.

Respond later, but 1st part of the rest of my day...driving home titties. Soon i will be home for making dinner titties.

Airbags not needed, I want my face to bump into those.

Cooking dinner titties. Damn, that was hard. Apparently i am the most popular person ever at home right now.

Enjoy random sticker and scribbles on my pantry wall.

Ain't the only thing hard.

You're probably just as popular around here, just for much different reasons.

 

[kdunn762012]

Very cool Ecto. Completely understand, the antiques can get quite pricey.

 

[EctoJohn]

Also quite fun with a partner is vanilla pudding mixed with food coloring as edible paints.

And i meant like actual pictures, not slutty selfies.

Now all I need is a partner.

And what do you think I'm photoshopping?

 

[EctoJohn]

Very cool Ecto. Completely understand, the antiques can get quite pricey.

I will have an actual antique one day.
It'll just be a matter of saving for one and finding the right one I want to buy.

For now, though, I'm happy just having my dozen swords around like an armory.