🎊Happy Mother Fuckin New Year...Fuckers🎉🤪

Did ya miss me?
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You did.

Ah..
2019 is coming to a close.
And in a few short moments...we greet 2020.
Unless you are future man...:)


So spill your unfounded certain to fail but earnestly hopeful aspirations of the new year!

Happy fuckin' new year BadAmy! Miss ya!

Eat more vegetarian meals. Stay healthy. Stay alive. Resolutions I intend to keep.
 
Imma gonna try to hit 2020 posts by midnight.
That's an attainable goal isn't it?
 
Happy New Year, Amy!

Here's a list of all the things I plan to make a resolution about then fail spectacularly at...
...gain 50lbs.
...eat nothing but junk food
...hate myself a little more each day.
 
I resolve to write more (both here and elsewhere). And remember, if your new year doesn't turn out like you planned right away, "New Years" could have been celebrated any day. YOUR year starts when YOU say so.
 
2020 will be interesting for me. I’m at a tech start up, and it’s a make or break year for us. We have things lined up to be wildly successful, but still a lot of challenges. I will probably be as focused as I have been at work in a long time. Here’s to bringing out tech that will save energy and improve almost every electronic device
 
Hope everybody gets more money, more laughter, more relaxation and more sex in the coming year.
 
11:45 here. Time for some relections on 2019:

1. Survived my first year as a single mom. 💪
2. Obtained full time employment for the first time ever.💲
3. Sashayed my way through the year on my new default setting of, 'Hell No, Fuck Off.' 🚫
4. Spent four wonderful months with a terrific guy. 😍
5. Related to #4: did not have to worry about contraceptive use because i am finally fucking post-menopausal! :nana: Fuck yes!

BRB to yell good wishes at you dirty pervs. ;)
 
11:45 here. Time for some relections on 2019:

1. Survived my first year as a single mom. 💪
2. Obtained full time employment for the first time ever.💲
3. Sashayed my way through the year on my new default setting of, 'Hell No, Fuck Off.' 🚫
4. Spent four wonderful months with a terrific guy. 😍
5. Related to #4: did not have to worry about contraceptive use because i am finally fucking post-menopausal! :nana: Fuck yes!

BRB to yell good wishes at you dirty pervs. ;)

Happy New Year Honey 🍾🥂
 
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