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Should I have that third glass of vino?
You can’t have the fourth until you have the third!*
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Says you. I’m properly t i p s y. With a capital T.![]()
Join the club, just about to crack another bottle of scotch with Zeppelin playing in the background
I just read about the virtual reality Teslasuit and haptic glove that allows the user to feel textures, etc throughout the whole body.
My friends, porn is about to become A LOT more interesting.![]()
Oh hell.
So what I hear you saying is that you’ll rub my feet remotely?
As long as you don't concern yourself with what I'm rubbing them with![]()
If it’s anything other than Dancing Days, In the Evening, Custard Pie, Tangerine, The Rover, I Can’t Quit You Baby, Down By the Seaside, Houses of the Holy, or When the Levee Breaks, we shan’t be friends.
That is a very spankable arse...
Today's your day! Happy Sunday!
I can't do it I'm afraid. There's already a band called the Happy Mondays - it would be plagiarism.
Will tea help you change your mind? It always makes me happy.
is fuck on the opposite of fuck off?
Currently wildly unconcerned.![]()