Begin your sentence with..........

[done_got_old]

Soon the end will be here.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Soon the end will be here.

Here lies kurrginatorX. Why?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Here lies kurrginatorX. Why?

Why would he lie here of all places?

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Why would he lie here of all places?

Places like the center of a well-decorated holiday table?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Places like the center of a well-decorated holiday table?

Table those thoughts … well, shelve them.

 

[done_got_old]

Them country folks don't talk proper.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Them country folks don't talk proper.

Proper etiquette demands that I hold a chair for a lady.

 

[EctoJohn]

Proper etiquette demands that I hold a chair for a lady.

Lady was a cute little dog in Lady and the Tramp.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Lady was a cute little dog in Lady and the Tramp.

"Tramp" was one of many names given to Charlie Chaplin.

 

[EctoJohn]

"Tramp" was one of many names given to Charlie Chaplin.

Chaplin always thought he'd work well in motion pictures with sound, but was quickly proven wrong.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Chaplin always thought he'd work well in motion pictures with sound, but was quickly proven wrong.

Wrong turn.

 

[done_got_old]

Turn around and face me.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Turn around and face me.

Me, Myself, and Irene is a semi-funny movie.

 

[Just_Jen]

Movie is all set up; I just need you and a big, soft blanket.

 

[done_got_old]

Movie is all set up; I just need you and a big, soft blanket.

Blanket is stored on the second shelf of the linen closet.

 

[ttenney]

Closet is full of worthless junk.

 

[fsa52]

Junk was piled up all over the bed.

 

[ttenney]

Bed is made now and ready to be used.

 

[fsa52]

Used condoms were lying around the filthy hotel room.

 

[kurrginatorX]

"Room for one more?" the woman asked as she approached the packed elevator.

 

[ttenney]

Elevator phobia is a real thing for some people.

 

[kurrginatorX]

People say the strangest things.

 

[fsa52]

“Everlastingly” is how he signed the card to his wife.

 

[kurrginatorX]

People say the strangest things.

“Everlastingly” is how he signed the card to his wife.

Wife Things are what husband persons buy their spouses.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Wife Things are what husband persons buy their spouses.

Spouses are overrated