Ban the person above you part 5

[lanceGibs]

Banned for alt-terior motives....... see how I did that?

banned for lack of motives

 

[MsLead]

banned for lack of motives

Banned for always wielding a weapon......

 

[lanceGibs]

Banned for always wielding a weapon......

Banned for not providing the scabbard for my sword .

 

[HotBrand]

Banned for being so aggressive...

Banned for being so shy and sincere that it's sweet.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Banned for being so shy and sincere that it's sweet.

Banned for being sappy

 

[DeckardNYC]

Banned for being sappy

Banned for too many fucking posts.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Banned for too many fucking posts.

I'll have you know that I have only about six or seven posts centered around fucking. The rest are whimsical and light.

Banned because he saw me fucking some old broad and called 9-1-1 … on her.

 

[MsLead]

I'll have you know that I have only about six or seven posts centered around fucking. The rest are whimsical and light.

Banned because he saw me fucking some old broad and called 9-1-1 … on her.

Banned for mirth and intelligence extraordinaire

 

[Stilllearning2b]

Banned for mirth and intelligence extraordinaire

Banned for stealing all my nooks and crannies... and an additional ban for making me type nooks twelve times before autocorrect stopped changing it to books.

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned for stealing all my nooks and crannies... and an additional ban for making me type nooks twelve times before autocorrect stopped changing it to books.

Banned for singing in the rain

 

[saintcero]

Banned for knowing every line of every Looney Tunes cartoon

 

[Ask For More]

Banned to start Saturday in a good place.

 

[lanceGibs]

Banned because he is not settling for less,

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned because he is not settling for less,

Banned for not picking up after the horse.

 

[lanceGibs]

Banned for ogling the Horse's !!!!!

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned for ogling the Horse's !!!!!

Banned for charging at drunk people.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Banned for charging at drunk people.

Banned because his feet are disproportionate to his body.

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned because his feet are disproportionate to his body.

Banned for laughing during sad movies.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Banned for laughing during sad movies.

Banned for rewriting Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride" and changing it to "Magic Spaceship Ride," which really wasn't about spaceships at all.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Banned for rewriting Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride" and changing it to "Magic Spaceship Ride," which really wasn't about spaceships at all.

Banned for prolixity and ubiquity

 

[JediSurfer]

Banned for prolixity and ubiquity

Banned for words!

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned for words!

Banned for trying to make a light saber out of water.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Banned for trying to make a light saber out of water.

Banned because this ban celebrates the fiftieth time I've banned him.

 

[Stilllearning2b]

Banned because this ban celebrates the fiftieth time I've banned him.

Banned when I turned on the banninator 3000

 

[kurrginatorX]

Banned when I turned on the banninator 3000

Banned because he is Stilllearning2b … something.