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Only during Christmas is it deemed acceptable for an old man to sit in the middle of a shopping mall in a disguise and wait for parents to bring him their children to sit on his lap.
 
I don’t like negative things happening late in the day. The earlier the better, so I can deal with it
 
JerseyJade said:
Hmm. Penis? Nope, that's not it. Pussy? Naa, can't be that. Prick? Well I've seen worst, so that can't be it. Pulsating? Penetrating? Peeing? Can't be any of those. Oh well, I give up. I have no clue what the "P" word is... and I don't really care either. :rolleyes::D
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I’m thinking it would be a P time if your P and my P got to go do the P and the other P and oh yes, that last P....

So many P’s are P’able I can only P’ulate on the P’s.

It’s like a grown up version of hidden word.
 
Apisto42 said:
I’m thinking it would be a P time if your P and my P got to go do the P and the other P and oh yes, that last P....

So many P’s are P’able I can only P’ulate on the P’s.

It’s like a grown up version of hidden word.
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I think I got this:

So what you're saying is, that you think it would be a Pleasurable time if my Pal and your Pal got together and went on a drinking binge while going from one Pub to another.

How thoughtful of you! :heart: I'll let her know about your suggestion and get back to you on that. :)
 
Remembering a woman who irritated me. She didn't care all that much for me either, but our mutual disdain for each other seemed to be the fuel powering some lively and adventurous sex. Now I'm considering posting a personals ad that begins something like, "Indifferently seeking needy, annoying woman who is open to the possibility of growing to dislike me intensely." This may be the formula for romantic success I've been seeking all along. . . .
 
Much as I don't like the cold, I wish it'd go ahead and freeze one good time so the fucking skeeters would fuck off back to hell for a little bit.
 
Thinking about the small pleasures of random googling. One of the top ten results for "conan anal" is "Annual Report of the Commissioner of Insurance of the State of Michigan." I feel like I've just encountered a new koan.
 
indiesoul said:
I feel like I should have a funeral for the death of my sex drive...the end of my mojo. Complete with eulogies and a coffin for my dusty, dead toys.
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It's kind of a stretch keeping up a high tempo sex drive when your feeling under the weather, working your butt off in a new job, taking care of a household and kiddies as well as dealing with the Christmas Holiday Season.

So...just relax, destress, get some rest and let Mother Nature work her magic. ;)
 
I try to avoid drama or drama-related threads so I might often miss stuff, and I don't know if that's why I'm so clueless but...

Wtf happened to AlwaysFara?
 
Taegul said:
I try to avoid drama or drama-related threads so I might often miss stuff, and I don't know if that's why I'm so clueless but...

Wtf happened to AlwaysFara?
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I think shes mounting a silent protest to Ugliest Son getting banned :D

(I actually have no clue so ignore me)
 
Taegul said:
I try to avoid drama or drama-related threads so I might often miss stuff, and I don't know if that's why I'm so clueless but...

Wtf happened to AlwaysFara?
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Sadly, she came down with a case of TOTB. Tired of the BS. She may recover one day but I'm not sure. It may be terminal.
 
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